NationStates Jolt Archive

Okay, first take a look at Trotsky:
http://www.enterstageright.com/archive/articles/1204/122004trotskyleon.jpg
Now, look at the KFC logo:
http://www.rmcjobs.com/event/images/kfc.gif
Also note the colour of the background of the KFC logo.

My random theory is that rather dying from an ice pick to the head, Trotsky healed up quite well and fled to America to establish a fast food chain that would, eventually, lead to the deaths of millions due to obesity, demonstrating one of the flaws of capitolism and leading to a workers uprising, or simply all the capitolists dying of heart attacks.
But thats just my thoughts for now, Im sure I could come up with a better conspiracy theory.

oh shit he's on to us!HAHA! WHAT A FUNNY CONSPIRACY. YOU CRAZY GUY!

First Mario and Stalin, now this...wtf is going on here?

I want whatever it is that your smoking. Awesome theory. Totally retarted, but awesome.

What is this, communist theory night?

What is this, communist theory night?
Has been since 1401.

My random theory is that rather dying from an ice pick to the head, Trotsky healed up quite well, bought a bow tie and some fancy new glasses, and fled to America to establish a fast food chain that would, eventually, lead to the deaths of millions due to obesity, demonstrating one of the flaws of capitalism and leading to a workers uprising, or simply all the capitalists dying of heart attacks.
Edited for accuracy. :)

Has been since 1401.
Of course back in 1401 we used a quill and paper and we didn't know what a commie was but they where damn funny!

What is this, communist theory night?
QUICK! Someone write up at least five fascist theories!

QUICK! Someone write up at least five fascist theories!

Bush is secretly a fascist plotting to take over the world? wait, that's true. never mind. :p

Of course back in 1401 we used a quill and paper and we didn't know what a commie was but they where damn funny!
That just shows how evil commies are. They were ridiculed before they even existed.

That just shows how evil commies are. They were ridiculed before they even existed.
Shame is, they also started picking on nerds back in 1200 B.C.E. :(

What is this, communist theory night?
Oh here's one. How apples can be used to prove that communism is evil.

Apple In latin= mal = evil In Latin
Therefore apple = evil
Apple = red
Therefore red = evil
Communism = red
Therefore Communism = evil

:p

Oh here's one. How apples can be used to prove that communism is evil.

Apple In latin= mal = evil In Latin
Therefore apple = evil
Apple = red
Therefore red = evil
Communism = red
Therefore Communism = evil

:p
Republican states are red states. What does THAT say? :rolleyes:

Republican states are red states. What does THAT say? :rolleyes:

That their elephant can crush the Jackass?

Republican states are red states. What does THAT say? :rolleyes:
That Republicans = evil of course :p

Oh here's one. How apples can be used to prove that communism is evil.

Apple In latin= mal = evil In Latin
Therefore apple = evil
Apple = red
Therefore red = evil
Communism = red
Therefore Communism = evil

:pNuh uh, everybody knows that Granny Smith apples are green.

Ooooh! Pick me for the next conspiracy!
A while back I proved Superman is a communist:

Superman = Man of Steel
Stalin = Man of Steel (that is the Russian translation of his name, for the record)
Stalin = Commie
Q.E.D., Superman = Commie
:D

And apparently in some AU DC Comics universe, Superman is a hero of the USSR :eek:

Nuh uh, everybody knows that Granny Smith apples are green.
That just means that the Greens are also evil.:rolleyes: I would think that would be obviouse;)

That just means that the Greens are also evil.:rolleyes: I would think that would be obviouse;)No, silly, it means Irish people are evil.

No, silly, it means Irish people are evil.
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