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I wonder, does anyone here think masterbation is "bad"?

This is a question aimed particulary at theists, because I can't see how ANY guy can resist masterbating. You have to be ultra-ultra-religious or something, because I've never heard of ANY guy other than maybe some saints that has never masterbated before. I certainly beat my meat often, and I'm surprised noone's ever done a poll thread on this before. How about you?

I certainly beat my meat often, and I'm surprised noone's ever done a poll thread on this before.
You've only been here since September, "ever" doesn't come into it :p


Of course it's not bad, why would it be? :confused:

I beat mine often.

about 7 times a week.

Masterbation I have no opinion on. Masturbation however, is just fine.

We have also had many, many threads on this topic.

I am the master debator.

*nods*

I don't do it at all and I'm athiest.

*slips hand into pants*

I do it all the time. If I founded a religion, masturbation would probably be a key sacrament.

I love bating my masters, so masterbation is just something for me.

Oh, right, Masturbation?

Well, once in a while... no, I won't say it publicly in a post.

If I founded a religion, masturbation would probably be a key sacrament.

*makes obvious comment about how its better than catholicism*

I am the master debator.

*nods*

Ah...the servant waits...while the master baits.

If you don't you probably suck in the sack. And I don't mean "suck" in the good way.

*slips hand into pants*
WTF?! Get your hands out of my pants!:eek: ;)

Well.. this became unpleasant quickly..

Masterbation I have no opinion on. Masturbation however, is just fine.

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We have also had many, many threads on this topic.

We've had many, many threads on just about every topic that's likely to be covered

If you don't you probably suck in the sack. And I don't mean "suck" in the good way.

Unless the reason you don't is because you're having way too much sex

Well.. this became unpleasant quickly..

What were you expecting?

Unless the reason you don't is because you're having way too much sex
I suppose that's possible, but as a general rule I think its safe to say that people who say they don't masturbate are either lying, in which case they have to much sexual shame to be any good, or are telling the truth, in which case they have too much sexual shame to be any good.

What were you expecting?

Why so sexually repressive? What, are you afraid of talking about slapping the snake/beating the meat/cleaning the weapon/washing the hose?

I've noticed that three people said "no" on the poll. Read the question-
Have you masturbated ever?
So 3 people here have never masturbated EVER?! Are you reading the question right?

What I wonder is why those who think it is bad have a problem with it. I really don't see how religion can have a problem with it. I mean they might not like homosexuality just because it's unfamiliar. But masturbation is a very enjoyable everday thing. What's the problem?

I'm also a 7 day a week guy, but it's actually not that good. It's like porn- fun the first few times, but it just dosen't feel fun after you're used to it. I've been trying to break the habit so I can go longer between masterbations (and so not be soo used to it), not because of any shame, but because it helps it become more fun. Is it just me or does everyone just get "tired" of it?

Whenever I've got a quater of an hour to myself...

think of all those little human lives your wasting masturbation should be illegal to protect all those sacred little sperms.

Never done it, nothing against it.

think of all those little human lives your wasting masturbation should be illegal to protect all those sacred little sperms.

Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great...

I've beaten the meat before, but it just doesn't appeal to me, so I really don't do it.

Why so sexually repressive? What, are you afraid of talking about slapping the snake/beating the meat/cleaning the weapon/washing the hose?


Me? no.

Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great...

If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

I love you by the way.

One, twice every two or three months.

If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

I love you by the way.

You do know that a sperm dissolves after a few days if it is not used, i.e. it is wasted?

I maturbated once when I was really young, and thought it was the biggest waste of my time.

Although since then I've pretty much always had a significant other, so that need has been taken care of.

If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

I love you by the way.

In a thread like this, if I hadn't said it someone else would have. :D

In a thread like this, if I hadn't said it someone else would have. :D

That's good news. I haven't been around here long enough to know.

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Masturbation is awesome. Everyone should do it. Twice a day minimum.

Jack off and kill a kitty.

or

Go to heaven.

I choose heaven.

That's good news. I haven't been around here long enough to know.

The Nuke Testgrounds - Discover humor, please.

Haha. Like that? :p

Jack off and kill a kitty.

or

Go to heaven.

I choose heaven.

I could never worship a god who gives us the ability to pleasure ourselves then says not to do it. Your heaven will be boring. I won't be joining you.

And kittens be damned.

*breaks out the lotion*

I could never worship a god who gives us the ability to pleasure ourselves then says not to do it. Your heaven will be boring. I won't be joining you.

And kittens be damned.

*breaks out the lotion*
Noooooo!

Every tiem you masterbate, God kills a kitten. Please, think of the Kittens.

Every tiem you masterbate, God kills a kitten. Please, think of the Kittens.

Not to mention the fleas. Where will they have to go when their home dies? :eek:

Every tiem you masterbate, God kills a kitten. Please, think of the Kittens.

If that were true, there would be no cats in the world. :p

Two kinds of men: Those who masturbate and those who lie about it.

Why have dick skinners if you're not gonna put 'em to use?

http://www.hatebus.com/locker/kitten.jpg

Meh, the picture's better.

Also, what classes as 'often'? I probably masturbate every other day on average; is that often? Does it become often if I beat the meat twice in one day, or become rare if I leave a 5 day gap? Guidelines please.

http://www.hatebus.com/locker/kitten.jpg

Meh, the picture's better.

Also, what classes as 'often'? I probably masturbate every other day on average; is that often? Does it become often if I beat the meat twice in one day, or become rare if I leave a 5 day gap? Guidelines please.

:eek:

*points* Kitten killer!

Also, what classes as 'often'? I probably masturbate every other day on average; is that often? Does it become often if I beat the meat twice in one day, or become rare if I leave a 5 day gap? Guidelines please.

Well ... if you're like me, you masturbate daily (sometimes twice) even if you're getting laid daily. It's a good way to kill time while waiting on a download or the microwave hotpockets.

:eek:

*points* Kitten killer!
Takes one to know one.

Yeah, that's right. I saw you buying KY in the store the other day. You must have killed thousands you genocidal maniac!

Well ... if you're like me, you masturbate daily (sometimes twice) even if you're getting laid daily. It's a good way to kill time while waiting on a download or the microwave hotpockets.
what's the download for?:D

http://www.ragingplatypus.com/i/godkills.gif

http://www.treygivens.com/images/masturbate.jpg
http://www.hetemeel.com/haha/11645.Everytime+you+masturbate%20God+kills+a+kitten.jpg

And think of all the trees you are killing just so you have a soft tisseue.

It's a good way to kill time while waiting on a download or the microwave hotpockets.

It's a good way to kill innocent kittens too. Murderer! :p

I wonder, does anyone here think masterbation is "bad"?
If you can't spell it, you shouldn't be doing it. :eek:

http://www.treygivens.com/images/masturbate.jpg
http://www.hetemeel.com/haha/11645.Everytime+you+masturbate%20God+kills+a+kitten.jpg
Bit late with the images, sunshine

If you can't spell it, you shouldn't be doing it. :eek:

I pity the people who can't spell respiration.

I pity the people who can't spell respiration.
More air for the rest of us!! :D

Bit late with the images, sunshine
I know, I know.. I'm always a bit slow at this.. :(

I know, I know.. I'm always a bit slow at this.. :(

better luck next time

Ya know, masterbation reminds me of procrastination - it may feel good at the time but you're only screwing yourself

I pity the people who can't spell respiration.
Won't somebody please think of the children!

No really, I don't know any 1 year olds that can spell respiration. Or higher brain function, for that matter.

More air for the rest of us!! :D

Interesting.
*makes plans to sell dictionaries with the word respire spelled respiriogasm*

Ya know, masterbation reminds me of procrastination - it may feel good at the time but you're only screwing yourself
http://www.voicesfromthenations.com/images/Drumkit.jpg

Can you see where I'm going with this?

I pity 1 year olds. I mean they are essentially like really old people, only smaller.

Can you see where I'm going with this?
I'm beating a dead drum? :p

http://www.voicesfromthenations.com/images/Drumkit.jpg

Can you see where I'm going with this?

No
:confused:

Can you see where I'm going with this?

To play a gig?

I'm beating a dead drum? :p
Oooh, so close...

EDIT: Good lord, I didn't realise there were so many wits on nationstates. ¬_¬

I cum in peace
I want you to know it
When I fear war
I reach down and stroke it
You search for peace
I know where to find it
You must love yourself
Just grab hold and grind it

Chorus:
I don't want anything else
When I think about peace
I touch myself
Oh, I don't want anything else
Oh no, oh no, oh no

Peace is what keeps me coming and coming
Spread my wings, it takes me higher
'Round the world, good feelings are growing
Shoot your friendly fire

I close my eyes
See an end to hate
No one will die
If we all masturbate
Let's tell the generals
To call the attack off
We'll issue new orders
Tell the troops to jack off

Chorus
I don't want anything else
When I think about peace
I touch myself
Oh, I don't want anything else
Oh no, oh no, oh no, yeah

I'm also a 7 day a week guy, but it's actually not that good. If you don't like it much, you're not doing it right.

If you don't like it much, you're not doing it right.

Well, it does become sort of a routine habit. Same old, same old - need to spice it up when it becomes repetitive. Try sticking it in various crevices, adjust the way you stroke it... Eh, not much variation can be had.

If you don't like it much, you're not doing it right.
Well said.

I wonder, does anyone here think masterbation is "bad"?

This is a question aimed particulary at theists, because I can't see how ANY guy can resist masterbating. You have to be ultra-ultra-religious or something, because I've never heard of ANY guy other than maybe some saints that has never masterbated before. I certainly beat my meat often, and I'm surprised noone's ever done a poll thread on this before. How about you?
Guy? Why exclude women?

Yeah like everyone else I masturbate frequently.

I'm also a 7 day a week guy, but it's actually not that good. It's like porn- fun the first few times, but it just dosen't feel fun after you're used to it. I've been trying to break the habit so I can go longer between masterbations (and so not be soo used to it), not because of any shame, but because it helps it become more fun. Is it just me or does everyone just get "tired" of it?
No, doing it every single day is not that good. I would often do it 4 or 5 days in a row then go without for three days and then !BAM! joygasm!

think of all those little human lives your wasting masturbation should be illegal to protect all those sacred little sperms.
The runts would die anyway.

Well, it does become sort of a routine habit. Same old, same old - need to spice it up when it becomes repetitive. Try sticking it in various crevices, adjust the way you stroke it... Eh, not much variation can be had.Not really, there is a whole host of places where pleasure can be found while masturbating, not just "it".

Not really, there is a whole host of places where pleasure can be found while masturbating, not just "it".

I know of a few. Balls, anus, rectum. I suppose nipples for some, though that doesn't do much for me. Mind sharing?

I know of a few. Balls, anus, rectum. I suppose nipples for some, though that doesn't do much for me. Mind sharing?

Prostate?

Why did my thread get locked yet this is allowed to live? Is it because I actually spelled "masturbate" correctly in the title?

Prostate?
You have to go pretty far to hit that!

Prostate?

Well, I meant to include that with the rectum. Any others I'm not covering? My poor gender seems awfully limited. :(

*makes obvious comment about how its better than catholicism*

Nuh uh.

Cannibalism > Masturbation.

At least once, sometimes two or three times EVERY day!!! If masturbating to Playboy Playmates & the women of internet porn counted as legitimate sexual encounters, I'd have Gene Simmons topped 6 times over!!!

Well, I meant to include that with the rectum. Any others I'm not covering? My poor gender seems awfully limited. :(
What do you mean? Maybe I'm showing my ignorance, but women don't have much more do they?

At least once, sometimes two or three times EVERY day!!! If masturbating to Playboy Playmates & the women of internet porn counted as legitimate sexual encounters, I'd have Gene Simmons topped 6 times over!!!

Umm, I think that would still equal 0.

6 x 0 = 0

If you're talking about who I'm thinking you're talking about...

What do you mean? Maybe I'm showing my ignorance, but women don't have much more do they?

They get breasts, and their womanhood is - ahem - a bit more versatile, shall we say.

Umm, I think that would still equal 0.

6 x 0 = 0

If you're talking about who I'm thinking you're talking about...

Gene Simmons...the bassist for KISS...the one who has the long tongue, spits blood, and claims to have slept with like, 2000 different women!

They get breasts, and their womanhood is - ahem - a bit more versatile, shall we say.
I'm sick of euphemisms, just say what you mean. I can use nipple stimulation as well, but maybe women have that better? I'll never know because I'll never be one.

The only advantage I think the women have is faster succession of orgasms.

I'm sick of euphemisms, just say what you mean. I can use nipple stimulation as well, but maybe women have that better? I'll never know because I'll never be one.

The only advantage I think the women have is faster succession of orgasms.

Well, how many things can a man put his dick into? How many things can a woman put into her vagina, or simply use to rub the surrounding area? Women can have successive orgasms faster, and also seem to have more erogenous zones. Can we please have a woman confirm this? Obviously the clitoris, fabled g-spot, labia, perineum... what else?

Heh, look (http://www.boreme.com/boremerigid/media-pictures/i_zone.gif) at this. :D

Edit: Oh shit, wrong link. Look again. :eek:

Guy? Why exclude women?

A point there. Women actually masturbate A LOT more than they say they do and they generally don't talk about it as much as men.

No, doing it every single day is not that good. I would often do it 4 or 5 days in a row then go without for three days and then !BAM! joygasm!

Takes longer than 4 or 5 days for me, and the problem is that when I do try to go for longer I end up masturbating anyway within a day or so because I can't help it.

What do you mean? Maybe I'm showing my ignorance, but women don't have much more do they?
Well, women have the only human body part that exists exclusively for sexual pleasure. Which makes it really funny when you think of the traditional notions of sexuality, in which women supposedly don't like sex but men think of nothing else...

Well, women have the only human body part that exists exclusively for sexual pleasure. Which makes it really funny when you think of the traditional notions of sexuality, in which women supposedly don't like sex but men think of nothing else...
Yeah, what's up with that? It's almost as if patriarchs didn't know biology.

I know of a few. Balls, anus, rectum. I suppose nipples for some, though that doesn't do much for me. Mind sharing?Well, certain parts of the penis are sensitive in different ways, so there's that, there are those ones, there's also:

Prostate?
You have to go pretty far to hit that!No, while the prostate can be stimulated by "going pretty far", it can also be stimulated through the perineum, slang terms for which are "t'aint" and "grundle".

Edit: Oh, and also the foreskin, for guys who have that.

A point there. Women actually masturbate A LOT more than they say they do and they generally don't talk about it as much as men.

Precisley.

Takes longer than 4 or 5 days for me, and the problem is that when I do try to go for longer I end up masturbating anyway within a day or so because I can't help it.

LOL!

I beat mine often.

about 7 times a week.
You do it to little kids dont you?

You do it to little kids dont you?
One of the best assumptions ever

One of the best assumptions ever
no seriously, he is a self-confessed pedo who says he cant get turned on by adults

A point there. Women actually masturbate A LOT more than they say they do and they generally don't talk about it as much as men.

Around where I live nobody really talks about masturbation, and even then at most in the vaguest possible way, in jokes that could be about men or women.

I have exactly two friends who I ever talk about masturbation with and they're both men also.

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Originally Posted by Kiwi-kiwi
Prostate?


You have to go pretty far to hit that!

Well, there is a sweet spot between the scrotum and the anus; direct prostate stimulation.

If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

I love you by the way.

Thankyou

i only turn me computator on to cum on nation states

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