Harlesburg
17-03-2006, 11:48
Manifesto
Obedience: Party members are to be treated as supreme beings and are never wrong our word is sacred! You are not allowed to point out party stupidity, under penalty of Torture!
Taxation: This is to be abolished altogether. Instead... The government will not pay for anything... Simply because there will be no government.
Housing: Everybody, by Law will be forced to live underground. It is your responsibility to build your own home and live in it. Refusial to live underground will get you labelled 'A surfacer' and you will forfeit all rights
Police: They are to be scrapped altogether. If you have a problem. Sort it out yourself!
Education: No actual school building, but parents of all children are expected to make their children subject to intensive indoctrination in the leader's philosophy of blind hatred towards the surface dwellers and the need for their elimination.
Hunting: Will be made legal on anything... Except other Mammels living underground. This includes the human population, Moles, Gophers, Rabbits, Mice, Badgers, Foxes. Voles are to be hunted with vengenege. The hunting of 'Surfacers' is to be encouraged
Health: You get injured, you heal yourself. Don't look at someone else to heal you!
Drugs and other intoxicating substances: There will be no restrictions on the use of these, but I must point out, that you can not grow this stuff underground.
Marriage: Is optionial.
Fire Service: Who heard of the ground Catching fire?
Building quality: Party Members are to go down all tunnels and check buildings to see if they meet a reasonable standard. Failure will result in being thrown to the surface and called, 'A surfacer'
Food: Catch your own
War/Army/defence: Every man for themself! All Nukes will be set off which when detonated will spew radioactive dust and ash into the sky, blocking out the sun, and smiting our surface dwelling enemies
Power supply/recycling: No need for either. However, should the need arise for it, we will implement renewable sources...
Unemployment: With the exception of those employed by the party, unemployment will be 100%. Everyone will have to make there own living from farming and hunting.
Economy: Money shall be abandoned altogether. Instead a bartering system will be introduced. for example, 'I'll swap my radioactive goat for your mutant carrots?'
We are also prepared to supply Cheese.
Obedience: Party members are to be treated as supreme beings and are never wrong our word is sacred! You are not allowed to point out party stupidity, under penalty of Torture!
Taxation: This is to be abolished altogether. Instead... The government will not pay for anything... Simply because there will be no government.
Housing: Everybody, by Law will be forced to live underground. It is your responsibility to build your own home and live in it. Refusial to live underground will get you labelled 'A surfacer' and you will forfeit all rights
Police: They are to be scrapped altogether. If you have a problem. Sort it out yourself!
Education: No actual school building, but parents of all children are expected to make their children subject to intensive indoctrination in the leader's philosophy of blind hatred towards the surface dwellers and the need for their elimination.
Hunting: Will be made legal on anything... Except other Mammels living underground. This includes the human population, Moles, Gophers, Rabbits, Mice, Badgers, Foxes. Voles are to be hunted with vengenege. The hunting of 'Surfacers' is to be encouraged
Health: You get injured, you heal yourself. Don't look at someone else to heal you!
Drugs and other intoxicating substances: There will be no restrictions on the use of these, but I must point out, that you can not grow this stuff underground.
Marriage: Is optionial.
Fire Service: Who heard of the ground Catching fire?
Building quality: Party Members are to go down all tunnels and check buildings to see if they meet a reasonable standard. Failure will result in being thrown to the surface and called, 'A surfacer'
Food: Catch your own
War/Army/defence: Every man for themself! All Nukes will be set off which when detonated will spew radioactive dust and ash into the sky, blocking out the sun, and smiting our surface dwelling enemies
Power supply/recycling: No need for either. However, should the need arise for it, we will implement renewable sources...
Unemployment: With the exception of those employed by the party, unemployment will be 100%. Everyone will have to make there own living from farming and hunting.
Economy: Money shall be abandoned altogether. Instead a bartering system will be introduced. for example, 'I'll swap my radioactive goat for your mutant carrots?'
We are also prepared to supply Cheese.