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So, do you have anything nasty to say about the Amish?

This is the place to do it. They'll never find out. :D

So, do you have anything nasty to say about the Amish?

This is the place to do it. They'll never find out. :D

LOL that's cold.

Hmmm, You know I really can't think of anything bad about the Amish. I guess they could add more color to their wardrobe, but that's about it.

Actually, I would just like to inform them that Jesus didn't have anything against turn-signals. Or brake-lights, for that matter.

Actually, I would just like to inform them that Jesus didn't have anything against turn-signals. Or brake-lights, for that matter.

This is probably NOT the best place to pass messages on to them. :)

This is probably NOT the best place to pass messages on to them. :)

Well.. I'm not going to tell them in person - they'd probably kick my ass.

Well.. I'm not going to tell them in person - they'd probably kick my ass.

That would be funny to see. I'll drive you up to Amish country sometimes! :D

Their chicks have too much hair. On their lips, under their armpits and...

...down there. :(

I can't really say that I have anything bad to say about them, they mind their own business, they don't cut me off when I am driving, they don't take forever in the drive-thru line, they don't send me spam emails, and they make really nice quilts.

Well.. I'm not going to tell them in person - they'd probably kick my ass.

That'd be hillarious to watch. :) Too bad they don't have camcorders.

I'll have you know that I'm typing this on a horse-powered computer.

That'd be hillarious to watch. :) Too bad they don't have camcorders.

but WE do!

You know, I wouldn't mind spending a week living with the Amish. That'll be a neat experience. I wonder if they still talk old english style, or have they updated to modern english.

I'll have you know that I'm typing this on a horse-powered computer.

I don't want to know where your cds go. http://www.abestweb.com/smilies/crazy.gif

say what you want about the Amish your all going to hell

I don't want to know where your cds go. http://www.abestweb.com/smilies/crazy.gif

I don't think the horse would like that, in fact you'll probably lose a jaw that way! lol.

say what you want about the Amish your all going to hell

Not me. All comedians go to heaven. We're like dogs that way. :)

They're on to something, but it's too bad they don't realize that the wheel is the tool of Satan.

Their chicks have too much hair. On their lips, under their armpits and...

...down there. :(
How do you know that...?

So, do you have anything nasty to say about the Amish?

This is the place to do it. They'll never find out. :D
nope, but i do know some bad things about the mennonites

for some reason the people in spartansburg, a town near me, call them newts. i've never been able to get a straight answer as to why. they don't speak old english, but i believe they do sometimes speak a german dialect... i dated a mennonite in highschool, they live like everyone else, they just feel vaguely guilty about having all the things the amish don't.

How do you know that...?
I'd rather not say... :(

I don't want to know where your cds go. http://www.abestweb.com/smilies/crazy.gif
Go on Betsy, lift up your tail, I want to play Quake 3.
Betsy! Behave!
http://www.abestweb.com/smilies/beat_deadhorse.gif

Nothing against the amish but Witness was a crap film. I have to study it as part of my comparative english course. It sucketh.

I'd rather not say... :(
Have you sent an Amish girl to hell?

Nothing against the amish but Witness was a crap film. I have to study it as part of my comparative english course. It sucketh.
Yeah, you should watch Kingpin instead.

Have you sent an Amish girl to hell?
I was 16. I woke up in a barn. Those girls made me do thing... :(

if you give an amish neighbor a ride, they'll be bumming them off you all the time. they may not be willing to own modern transportation, but they'll rid in yours just as much as you'll let them.

Yeah, you should watch Kingpin instead.

We have no choice in the matter. It's study witness or leave out a pretty big section of English Paper 2.

I was 16. I woke up in a barn. Those girls made me do thing... :(
*Imagines Amish girls making you play Classic Electronic Football with them*
http://www.peterhirschberg.com/handheld/ledhead/windowsscreenshots/ss_fb2.jpg

*Imagines Amish girls making you play Classic Electronic Football with them*
http://www.peterhirschberg.com/handheld/ledhead/windowsscreenshots/ss_fb2.jpg
Holy, shit I loved that game! I used to play it for hours when I wa a kid!

Well we do have this...

http://www.wkyc.com/news/news_article.aspx?storyid=49155&provider=top

Watch out for the milk police! :D

Well we do have this...

http://www.wkyc.com/news/news_article.aspx?storyid=49155&provider=top

Watch out for the milk police! :D
you do have to watch the amish on food safety issues, there was a meningitis outbreak a few years back somewhere around here linked to amish food sales

Nothing against the amish but Witness was a crap film. I have to study it as part of my comparative english course. It sucketh.

i know how where you're coming from. still the comparative is an easy 70 marks, cos you don't need quotes or shit like that