NationStates Jolt Archive


Let's go clubbing!

Gartref
16-03-2006, 20:39
It's the mooooossst wonderful time of the year!

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/C/CANADA_SEAL_HUNT?SITE=7219&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2006-03-15-20-40-28?ic

What kind of clubs do you all prefer? I personally like the Heaven's Harp 3000 with the non-slip grip. I use to use my Louisville slugger, but the pine-tar would sometimes get on the coats.

Does anybody have any crock-pot blubber recipes?

Seeya on the ice!
Santa Barbara
16-03-2006, 20:43
I like clubs where smoking is allowed. That way I can go there, and come home with cigarette smoke on my clothes, and I can complain to the government about how smoking should be banned because I had to wash my clothes for going to a club where I knew smoking would be allowed.
Willamena
16-03-2006, 23:03
I'm more partial to the Funky Carrot Club. ...or any that serve drinks.
Sinuhue
16-03-2006, 23:11
I'm more partial to the Funky Carrot Club. ...or any that serve drinks.
There's no Funky Carrot Club in Edmonton!
Ollieland
16-03-2006, 23:14
Ones that serve alcohol. And don't mind you falling down the stairs in a stupor on the way out.
The South Islands
16-03-2006, 23:17
I like clubs that are especially heavy and have nails embedded into the head.

Jolly fun!
Keruvalia
16-03-2006, 23:22
http://www.mwart.com/images/p/Maces__Flails_Ancient_Weapon_YK-0413_1595.jpg
The South Islands
16-03-2006, 23:23
http://www.mwart.com/images/p/Maces__Flails_Ancient_Weapon_YK-0413_1595.jpg

Exactly.

*becomes aroused*
Kyronea
16-03-2006, 23:39
http://www.mwart.com/images/p/Maces__Flails_Ancient_Weapon_YK-0413_1595.jpg
You are winnar.

But seriously: I hate clubs. It's not that I'm antisocial. It's just...clubs are bad. I hate 'em. I've only been to one once, and it was one of the worst experiences in my life. I have no interest in repeating it.
Sinuhue
17-03-2006, 00:02
Santa Barbara, I'm trying to TG you, but it appears your nation does not exist???
Posi
17-03-2006, 01:11
It's the mooooossst wonderful time of the year!

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/C/CANADA_SEAL_HUNT?SITE=7219&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2006-03-15-20-40-28?ic

What kind of clubs do you all prefer? I personally like the Heaven's Harp 3000 with the non-slip grip. I use to use my Louisville slugger, but the pine-tar would sometimes get on the coats.

Does anybody have any crock-pot blubber recipes?

Seeya on the ice!
I prefer to club my seals with a 30-30, but then again, I like to do things the modern way.

Also, you shouldn't be eating the blubber. That is just silly. The grease from it is good for frying bacon or seal sausages in :). While seals do make tasty sausages,find a good butcher who can make some seal steaks for you. You'll never regret it.
Sarkhaan
17-03-2006, 01:30
http://www.mwart.com/images/p/Maces__Flails_Ancient_Weapon_YK-0413_1595.jpg
I much prefer this
http://www.lazydragon.com/images/skull-mace-head-2609.jpg
Gartref
17-03-2006, 01:51
http://www.mwart.com/images/p/Maces__Flails_Ancient_Weapon_YK-0413_1595.jpg

Damn! I used to have a club just like that - but misplaced it during my escape from New York.