NationStates Jolt Archive


the Birthday Party's platform for the NS General Election

Daistallia 2104
16-03-2006, 05:36
Anyone one wishing to provide input for the Birthday Party's platform is hereby invited to make suggestions for the party platform.
The South Islands
16-03-2006, 05:37
Every Tuesday, now and forever, shall be known as "Taco Day".
Daistallia 2104
16-03-2006, 05:41
everyone should have the option of wearing their birthday suit in public.
Sarkhaan
16-03-2006, 05:43
free drinks for all at all times (be they alcoholic or non-alcoholic)
cake every day of the year
Secluded Islands
16-03-2006, 05:49
Every Tuesday, now and forever, shall be known as "Taco Day".

instead of only march 14th, every friday is steakandbj day...
The South Islands
16-03-2006, 05:49
Hmmm....this is turning into a competitor to the ESP.
Posi
16-03-2006, 08:09
Hmmm....this is turning into a competitor to the ESP.
No, the Birthday Party has some sort of theme going on. The Emphatically Silly Party is just, well, silly.
Pure Metal
16-03-2006, 08:13
Scary Hat-Man says:

http://www.giantstepsbooks.com/images/hats/A7527.jpg
vote DBP, fool!
Mariehamn
16-03-2006, 08:14
Hmmm....this is turning into a competitor to the ESP.
Only if you vote ESP.
Posi
16-03-2006, 09:19
Only if you vote ESP.
Which you should.
Daistallia 2104
17-03-2006, 06:36
No, the Birthday Party has some sort of theme going on. The Emphatically Silly Party is just, well, silly.

Exactly so.
Kyronea
17-03-2006, 06:40
Oh, I am so voting for every candidate of this party. You guys win Nationstates.
Daistallia 2104
17-03-2006, 06:41
So far the official platform (as decided by the birthday boy, that is to say me) is:

1) Everyone is entitled to:
a) free drinks for all at all times (be they alcoholic or non-alcoholic).
b) free cake every day of the year.
c) wear their birthday suit in public at all times.

(The other suggestions not really in line with the theme, good as they might be.)
The South Islands
17-03-2006, 06:43
So far the official platform (as decided by the birthday boy, that is to say me) is:

1) Everyone is entitled to:
a) free drinks for all at all times (be they alcoholic or non-alcoholic).
b) free cake every day of the year.
c) wear their birthday suit in public at all times.

(The other suggestions not really in line with the theme, good as they might be.)

Tacos, dammit!
IL Ruffino
17-03-2006, 19:39
All people have the right to:
A free fudge sunday or a cake from Denny's on their birthday.
Register at dunkin donuts for gifts.
Change their birthdate to the closest time conveinent.
Get wasted on days that end in "Y".
May have pinyatas shaped like his or her ______ (fill in the blank).
May get wasted and burn down random Wal-Marts.
Daistallia 2104
18-03-2006, 16:45
All people have the right to:
A free fudge sunday or a cake from Denny's on their birthday.
Register at dunkin donuts for gifts.
Change their birthdate to the closest time conveinent.
Get wasted on days that end in "Y".
May have pinyatas shaped like his or her ______ (fill in the blank).
May get wasted and burn down random Wal-Marts.


There we go! :D

And since SI wants tacos, lets add:

Everyone is entitled to free tacos on their birthday.
Ifreann
18-03-2006, 18:40
I want a 8th day added to the week, birthday obviously. Everyone is entitled to wear badges proclaim it is their birthday and recieve free tacos on that day. It should go in between thursday and friday.

Also I love lamp.
Daistallia 2104
18-03-2006, 18:54
I want a 8th day added to the week, birthday obviously. Everyone is entitled to wear badges proclaim it is their birthday and recieve free tacos on that day. It should go in between thursday and friday.

Also I love lamp.

THERE WE GO!!!!!

BTW, make sure you smack any election official you come across with a pie. The've disallowed the party on illigitimate grounds.