NationStates Jolt Archive


Strippers! (pics included)

Tweedlesburg
15-03-2006, 04:42
just kidding you pervs!

Vaudeville Vixens Get Fit With 'Burlesquercise'
Tuesday, March 14, 2006
By Sara Bonisteel
NEW YORK — The old bump and grind is the new way to tone abs and thighs.

That old vaudeville staple, burlesque, is fast becoming a workout of choice for women across the nation as the lost art of the striptease finds renewed popularity in clubs from New Orleans to Los Angeles.

The art form, once made famous by the likes of Gypsy Rose Lee and fan dancer Sally Rand, is gaining a following of female fans sized 0 to 18.

"Burlesque attracts a real wide demographic," said Bombshell Betty, a 28-year-old "burly-Q" dancer who teaches "burlesquercise" in the San Francisco area. "Everyone wants to be Jessica Rabbit, and this at least gives them an opportunity to play at being that."

Betty's students range from women in their early 20s to middle-aged suburban moms, who come to learn the basics of a striptease and maybe kick-start their own dancing careers.

"We teach the classic moves, like the bump and grind, the Jell-O-on-springs kind of Marilyn Monroe walk," she said. "I teach people how to develop their own persona or character based on what they find sexy."



http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,187882,00.html

An exercise video I wouldn't mind watching. And not for the exercise.
Stone Bridges
15-03-2006, 04:48
Now I'm horny dammit! :mad:
The Nazz
15-03-2006, 04:50
Sometimes I really miss San Francisco. Even Naked Yoga Guy.
Sarkhaan
15-03-2006, 08:28
Now I'm horny dammit! :mad:
and that's different from normal?::D
Stone Bridges
15-03-2006, 08:29
and that's different from normal?::D

Well I was promised picture of hot strippers, but the OP failed to deliever!
Cabra West
15-03-2006, 08:47
You do realise that you are in fact on the internet, where such pictures are only one click away anyway?
Stone Bridges
15-03-2006, 08:49
You do realise that you are in fact on the internet, where such pictures are only one click away anyway?

Look up "Joke" or "Kidding".
Cabra West
15-03-2006, 08:51
Look up "Joke" or "Kidding".

Too much hassle... I'll just make a thread about it :D
Stone Bridges
15-03-2006, 08:52
Too much hassle... I'll just make a thread about it :D

:p That's the NS General way!
Sarkhaan
15-03-2006, 08:52
Too much hassle... I'll just make a thread about it :D
*rimshot*
Minoriteeburg
15-03-2006, 09:48
just kidding you pervs!


http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,187882,00.html

An exercise video I wouldn't mind watching. And not for the exercise.

Okay I read the story, now bring on the strippers!
Boonytopia
15-03-2006, 09:52
Okay I read the story, now bring on the strippers!

Yep, I read the boring stuff, now where's the reward? :D
Sarkhaan
15-03-2006, 09:55
Yep, I read the boring stuff, now where's the reward? :D
*cues bad 70's porn music*

*starts taking off clothes*

oh. sorry. Didn't mean to make you all sick.;)
Minoriteeburg
15-03-2006, 09:56
*cues bad 70's porn music*

*starts taking off clothes*

oh. sorry. Didn't mean to make you all sick.;)


and I was eating raw haggis thank you very much.
Cabra West
15-03-2006, 09:57
*cues bad 70's porn music*

*starts taking off clothes*

oh. sorry. Didn't mean to make you all sick.;)

*Adjusts lights and leans back to watch the show

Nono, by all means, do go on...
Laerod
15-03-2006, 09:58
Yep, I read the boring stuff, now where's the reward? :DRight here (http://my.core.com/~oldgrendel/cannot_find_p0rn.htm). ;)
Minoriteeburg
15-03-2006, 09:58
*Adjusts lights and leans back to watch the show

Nono, by all means, do go on...


things are starting to get a bit scary in here.
Cabra West
15-03-2006, 10:01
things are starting to get a bit scary in here.

Why?
Sarkhaan
15-03-2006, 10:01
and I was eating raw haggis thank you very much.
something tells me it twas the haggis that did him in.

*Adjusts lights and leans back to watch the show

Nono, by all means, do go on...:fluffle: :fluffle:

hings are starting to get a bit scary in here.
Starting?! You've been on NS how long, and THIS is what makes you think its scary?!
Minoriteeburg
15-03-2006, 10:02
Why?


Last time i was around strippers I woke up with blood on my ass and a kidney missing, last time i'll ever go to Disneyland.
Minoriteeburg
15-03-2006, 10:03
something tells me it twas the haggis that did him in.

:fluffle: :fluffle:


Starting?! You've been on NS how long, and THIS is what makes you think its scary?!


I've been gone for a couple days, but i do believe i missed a lot.

*edit* like the killing babies thread i see there, lovely.
Boonytopia
15-03-2006, 10:06
*Adjusts lights and leans back to watch the show

Nono, by all means, do go on...

Yes, please carry on.
Boonytopia
15-03-2006, 10:11
Right here (http://my.core.com/~oldgrendel/cannot_find_p0rn.htm). ;)

That's excellent! :)
Sarkhaan
15-03-2006, 10:11
I've been gone for a couple days, but i do believe i missed a lot.

*edit* like the killing babies thread i see there, lovely.
we do what we can. *nod*
Minoriteeburg
15-03-2006, 10:12
we do what we can. *nod*

NS never seems to amaze me, hence why I keep returning, until i'm banned for something.
Cabra West
15-03-2006, 11:07
we do what we can. *nod*

I was gone for 30 minutes... did I miss the strip?
Laerod
15-03-2006, 11:10
I was gone for 30 minutes... did I miss the strip?
Yes. :p
Cabra West
15-03-2006, 11:10
Yes. :p

Damn it!!!

:headbang:

Stupid work keeping me from being here 24/7...
Laerod
15-03-2006, 11:13
Damn it!!!

:headbang:

Stupid work keeping me from being here 24/7...Work is the only place I have internet access right now... :D
Soviet Haaregrad
15-03-2006, 11:54
You do realise that you are in fact on the internet, where such pictures are only one click away anyway?

Men in their twenties don't have to click, it's already loaded in another tab. ;)