The Goofball Effect
Lunatic Goofballs
14-03-2006, 15:59
Due to an incident in which Lunatic Goofballs jumps into a pool of radioactive waste(believing it to be mud), he develops a psychic gift known as The Goofball Effect.
His very presence alters the minds of those near him, making them reckless, silly and unable to take anything seriously. They become adolescent, and acquire a great fondness for tacos and peanut butter cups.
As the Effect intensifies, the hapless victims acquire an odd fascination with mud and develop an amusing habit of striking eachother in the testicles(assuming they have testicles to strike). Intelligence and creativity increases, however for the most part, these gifts are used merely for the amusement of themselves or others.
Slowly, the Goofball Effect expands. As it affects more and more people in an ever enlarging area, economies collapse, wars end only to be replaced by pie fights of apocalyptic nature. Mud football becomes the favorite sport followed closely by Roshambo contests. As the last sane people on Earth gather to mount a defense, they are betrayed from within by several Goofballian spies who go on a rampage of wedgies and groin-kicking that causes chaos in the resistance.
Eventually, the Goofball Effect encompasses the globe and Earth is quarantined from interstellar space traffic for the safety of all sentient beings in the Cosmos. Unfortunately, he Goofball Effect continues to spread....
Note: This is a Doomsday scenario. If you had an 'Effect', what would Earth's fate be?
No one would have any real goals in life anymore and be content with what they have.
Vittos Ordination2
14-03-2006, 16:10
Apparently the Goofball Effect has spread to the Jolt forums.
Zero Six Three
14-03-2006, 16:14
Everyone I touch has an orgasm and everyone they touch has an orgasm. It will be the apocolypse as the worlds economies and populations crash..
If you had an 'Effect', what would Earth's fate be?
Erm... I'd only have to talk to people to a few hours to convince them that my idea for the future of the world is attainable and desirable, and they'd then go out and recruit more converts. It would make things much easier than having endless arguments with neo-nazis...
Keruvalia
14-03-2006, 16:29
There'd definately be a lot more bunnies. Yes ... bunnies.
Carnivorous Lickers
14-03-2006, 16:41
There'd definately be a lot more bunnies. Yes ... bunnies.
of course they'd be the Playboy sort... with an urge to please
Sarkhaan
14-03-2006, 16:50
There'd definately be a lot more bunnies. Yes ... bunnies.
The horror...THE HORROR!
ohhh....pretty bunny...:eek:
Everyone in the world would quickly become egotistical, self-interested, cynical, intelligent, and sarcastic. They would all go crazy from dealing with so many near-identical people and realizing their relative unimportance when faced with so many similarities, and die.
An easy way to get rid of humanity. :D
Due to an incident in which Lunatic Goofballs jumps into a pool of radioactive waste(believing it to be mud), he develops a psychic gift known as The Goofball Effect.
His very presence alters the minds of those near him, making them reckless, silly and unable to take anything seriously. They become adolescent, and acquire a great fondness for tacos and peanut butter cups.
As the Effect intensifies, the hapless victims acquire an odd fascination with mud and develop an amusing habit of striking eachother in the testicles(assuming they have testicles to strike). Intelligence and creativity increases, however for the most part, these gifts are used merely for the amusement of themselves or others.
Slowly, the Goofball Effect expands. As it affects more and more people in an ever enlarging area, economies collapse, wars end only to be replaced by pie fights of apocalyptic nature. Mud football becomes the favorite sport followed closely by Roshambo contests. As the last sane people on Earth gather to mount a defense, they are betrayed from within by several Goofballian spies who go on a rampage of wedgies and groin-kicking that causes chaos in the resistance.
Eventually, the Goofball Effect encompasses the globe and Earth is quarantined from interstellar space traffic for the safety of all sentient beings in the Cosmos. Unfortunately, he Goofball Effect continues to spread....
Note: This is a Doomsday scenario. If you had an 'Effect', what would Earth's fate be?
I approve!
Who said anything about outgrowing nuttaps?
Lunatic Goofballs
14-03-2006, 19:18
Everyone in the world would quickly become egotistical, self-interested, cynical, intelligent, and sarcastic. They would all go crazy from dealing with so many near-identical people and realizing their relative unimportance when faced with so many similarities, and die.
An easy way to get rid of humanity. :D
Are you saying that if you met another you, you'd have to kill him?
Gun Manufacturers
15-03-2006, 03:26
Due to an incident in which Lunatic Goofballs jumps into a pool of radioactive waste(believing it to be mud), he develops a psychic gift known as The Goofball Effect.
His very presence alters the minds of those near him, making them reckless, silly and unable to take anything seriously. They become adolescent, and acquire a great fondness for tacos and peanut butter cups.
As the Effect intensifies, the hapless victims acquire an odd fascination with mud and develop an amusing habit of striking eachother in the testicles(assuming they have testicles to strike). Intelligence and creativity increases, however for the most part, these gifts are used merely for the amusement of themselves or others.
Slowly, the Goofball Effect expands. As it affects more and more people in an ever enlarging area, economies collapse, wars end only to be replaced by pie fights of apocalyptic nature. Mud football becomes the favorite sport followed closely by Roshambo contests. As the last sane people on Earth gather to mount a defense, they are betrayed from within by several Goofballian spies who go on a rampage of wedgies and groin-kicking that causes chaos in the resistance.
Eventually, the Goofball Effect encompasses the globe and Earth is quarantined from interstellar space traffic for the safety of all sentient beings in the Cosmos. Unfortunately, he Goofball Effect continues to spread....
Note: This is a Doomsday scenario. If you had an 'Effect', what would Earth's fate be?
If I had an effect, I'm guessing it would be gas. Noxious fumes would eminate from everyone/anyone I meet, and the effect would pass from them to everyone they meet.
His very presence alters the minds of those near him, making them reckless, silly and unable to take anything seriously. They become adolescent, and acquire a great fondness for tacos and peanut butter cups.
Well I hope the Goofball Effect will not make people to lazy to make me my tacos. I'd be really annoyed if I had to do it myself.
Peechland
15-03-2006, 03:33
Well I hope the Goofball Effect will not make people to lazy to make me my tacos. I'd be really annoyed if I had to do it myself.
Lots of times when I see LG posting, I get a sudden craving for tacos.
Ole'!
The Undelia affect would make everyone hate everyone else. The end of the world would follow shortly after, I assure you.
Everyone would realize that The Internet is Serious Business.
Peechland
15-03-2006, 03:35
The Undelia affect would make everyone hate everyone else. The end of the world would follow shortly after, I assure you.
:rolleyes:
Sarkhaan
15-03-2006, 08:34
The Sarkhaan Effect:
Well, to live up to my assorted nicknames courtesy of StraughJohnSilver, everyone would have to be snarky and drunk. at all times. Or else.
They would also have to chase squirrels while yelling "SQUIRREL!" and occasionally say "koosh" or "voop" at awkward moments. When mixed with the goofball effect, everyone would get manditory soda sinus rinses. They would also have to take over otherwise sensible conversations with the help of Peech and SJS or PM and Glitz.
Lunatic Goofballs
15-03-2006, 18:04
The Sarkhaan Effect:
Well, to live up to my assorted nicknames courtesy of StraughJohnSilver, everyone would have to be snarky and drunk. at all times. Or else.
They would also have to chase squirrels while yelling "SQUIRREL!" and occasionally say "koosh" or "voop" at awkward moments. When mixed with the goofball effect, everyone would get manditory soda sinus rinses. They would also have to take over otherwise sensible conversations with the help of Peech and SJS or PM and Glitz.
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Lunatic Goofballs
15-03-2006, 18:05
Everyone would realize that The Internet is Serious Business.
:(
Sarkhaan
15-03-2006, 18:14
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yep...thats about right.
I really should bookmark that smiley...
Lunatic Goofballs
16-03-2006, 20:24
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