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Ok i know ive done it before but heres a revision.


You hear of cannabalism and riots somewhere north of here.
WTF DO YOU DO!!!!!!


PS. VERY interested in British awnsers cos we dont have :mp5: :sniper: :gundge:

Dude, Scotland is north of here. I stash some iron-bru and then stay in my house, watching porn.

You hear of cannabalism and riots somewhere north of here.
WTF DO YOU DO!!!!!!
I go AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!! and then eat someone.

Liasia']Dude, Scotland is north of here. I stash some iron-bru and then stay in my house, watching porn.

...You sir are a genius.





Id probobly grin maniacally and use the chance to save the people i like
and kill everyone else.

Thaaats.

Save my

8 Best friends (CANT CHOOSE DAMMIT)
My ex.
(not my gf.)
My 8 best friends Gfs and Bfs.
My brother.

And a couple of randomz too.

Then we'd stockpile food enough for 1 year, and farm on rooftops.

Thus, every year we'd have food again :)

Water is easy enough. Buckets. Lots.

and if we get overpopulated, givem a blunt weaapon and send em down below.

Zombie porn is some wierd shit. Especially when the zombies have Scottish accents.

Probably do nothing until I see it with my own eyes. In such a case I'll just grab the closest blunt object to me and fight. Right now it's my coffee mug. After that it's either the printer or the microwave.

You have to eat them right back, damnit. Show those shuffling bastards why were on the top of the food chain!

Gah...I keep telling you people, I'm the one who'll be STARTING the invasion.

You hear of cannabalism and riots somewhere north of here.
Here? As in here, here? What's going on in Lappland? Some Sami voodoo go bad?

Here I thought it was the Celts who were cannibals...

We could watch 28 Days Later and learn some clues... ;)

Zombies in Northern Ireland? They won't last four hours.

Ok i know ive done it before but heres a revision.


You hear of cannabalism and riots somewhere north of here.
WTF DO YOU DO!!!!!!


PS. VERY interested in British awnsers cos we dont have :mp5: :sniper: :gundge:

I think "thank christ, someones eating the North Welsh. Perhaps we won't have to put up with the sodding language mafia (or indeed, as they are known round these parts, the "Taffia") anymore"

Then i think it'd be cool if it spread eastwards and Birmingham and the Black Country became a post apocalyptic hell-hole populated by mutants, zombies and roving biker gangs...

then i realise Birmingham and the Black Country is like that already.

And go to bed.

Zombies in Finland would only be re-killed by the trolls, so fuck that.

Erm grab my bat from over there *nods* go out and practice my swing on the zombies, then go and get my gf and best mates, then come back and let them practice their swing, then like practice some more, get bored make a snowman and run around in circles singing "Ive got a lovely bunch of cocunuts". Go inside board up the house, if not boarded up, eat something, maybe a zombie you never know, play on n64, play with gf... and so on and on.. simple really.

cannibalism and riots in the North….no change

Zombies in Finland would only be re-killed by the trolls, so fuck that.
What trolls? Reindeer or Russians are much more likely.

What trolls? Reindeer or Russians are much more likely.

Perhaps they meant you. Or are you a Yooper?

Well, I live on an island, so should be fairly safe.
Best bet would be to tell the local Cantonese that the shuffling zombie hordes are good to eat. That'll solve everyone's problems. Trust me, those guys eat anything.

Well, if it's anywhere near Ireland, there's bound to be a few leftover IRA stashes I bet.

Why should I be concerned if they're north of the original poster's house? ;)

Why should I be concerned if they're north of the original poster's house? ;)

He lives south of you. :eek:

He lives south of you. :eek:
HOW THE HELL DID YOU KNOW THAT I'M THE ONE LEADING THE PLANNED ZOMBIE ASSAULT ON—

er, I mean....





Damn. :(