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Come join my nation (RL)

Revnia
13-03-2006, 03:51
I am currently digging a hole. I want my own nation but there is no space left, so im going to dig out a massive cavern and declare it a sovereign nation.
The hole is coming along well. In my nation there will be roast boar and ale for everyone. The number one competetive sport will be beard growing- the only true manly sport. Anyhow, come join my nation and maybe one day our decendents will evolve into dwarves.
Stone Bridges
13-03-2006, 03:55
But what about food and water?
Revnia
13-03-2006, 03:56
But what about food and water?

Meat and Ale man. We can water down the Ale if neccesary.
Kyronea
13-03-2006, 03:57
I am currently digging a hole. I want my own nation but there is no space left, so im going to dig out a massive cavern and declare it a sovereign nation.
The hole is coming along well. In my nation there will be roast boar and ale for everyone. The number one competetive sport will be beard growing- the only true manly sport. Anyhow, come join my nation and maybe one day our decendents will evolve into dwarves.
Or die off after a few days due to lack of actual water. Or a few months due to lack of good nutrition.

And don't stereotype Dwarves. They don't like that.
Stone Bridges
13-03-2006, 03:57
Meat and Ale man. We can water down the Ale if neccesary.

But meat needs grass and plants, and plants need sunlight or some kind of light.
Revnia
13-03-2006, 03:58
But meat needs grass and plants, and plants need sunlight or some kind of light.

We will sneak to the surface and hunt, or import meat in exchange for our dorfy gems and gold.
Danmarc
13-03-2006, 03:59
hey......let's get this hole dug first, and worry about the details later.... Tell me where to start digging.....
Revnia
13-03-2006, 04:01
hey......let's get this hole dug first, and worry about the details later.... Tell me where to start digging.....

I think down man. Yeah, definitely down. We can always meet up halfway, so just start digging.
Kyronea
13-03-2006, 04:02
hey......let's get this hole dug first, and worry about the details later.... Tell me where to start digging.....
I suggest somewhere in the vicinity of Mount Rainier in Washington State. You're sure to find a GREAT place there.
Stone Bridges
13-03-2006, 04:08
Why not just dig all in our surface position and meet somewhere in the middle? We could form our own interstate with no speed limit!
Revnia
13-03-2006, 04:46
Why not just dig all in our surface position and meet somewhere in the middle? We could form our own interstate with no speed limit!

Of course there would be no speed limit, because there would be bullet trains everywhere, But they would be steam engines with rockets.

Yes and I am proud to state the honorary first citezin of my hole is a vole. He is a hole-vole.
Danmarc
13-03-2006, 05:11
Of course there would be no speed limit, because there would be bullet trains everywhere, But they would be steam engines with rockets.

Yes and I am proud to state the honorary first citezin of my hole is a vole. He is a hole-vole.


I like where this is going... should we bring snacks?? or is this a full day "need to pack a meal" dig.... (these important questions have to be asked)
Kanabia
13-03-2006, 05:13
Hmph.

I'm digging my own hole, where I will build a temple to the spider goddess, eat spider-bread, and make war upon your people.

And we'll have hot chicks.
Gartref
13-03-2006, 05:15
Will there be punch and pie?
Lasqara
13-03-2006, 05:33
But meat needs grass and plants, and plants need sunlight or some kind of light.

Perhaps where you come from.
Saige Dragon
13-03-2006, 05:33
Sounds like a good time, I'll be there tomorrow ...underground you said? Right, I'll bring a shovel.
Lord-General Drache
13-03-2006, 06:05
But what about food and water?

Quiet, you idiot! Natural selection is hard at work!
Revnia
13-03-2006, 11:00
Yes, bring your shovels people and snackpacks, as for the question of further food, and how we will grow it in the dark, we will have cave-bears that eat mushrooms, with a diet supplemented by berries grown by glowing crystal. We will find mates by raiding the lame ass spider people who have an abundance of hot chicks. Our unit of currency will be the rock which will be worth ten pinches of dirt; naturally this will make us extremely rich. We will quickly become the dominant military force in the world due to the combination of being immune to enemy airpower and through the tactical use of war-moles. Energy will be provided by geothermal energy and via hydro-power, we can dig up to water and then let it fall onto a turbine. Eventually when we evolve into dwarves we will also gain darkvision out to at least sixty feet, which is awesome. Can anyone think of anything that could stand in our way?
The Nuke Testgrounds
13-03-2006, 11:19
Can anyone think of anything that could stand in our way?

Someday we will run out of ground to dig in. Then we would of course be forced to look for other places to dig, leading to a universal expansion with huge space dig ships and we will land on other planets to dig for a suitable habitat and resources.

This will eventually lead to total universal domination.


Hmmm, I think this is a sound plan.:D
Philosopy
13-03-2006, 11:30
We'll probably find Bin Laden down there somewhere. :p

I am already a rock millionaire; can I use this to bribe your good self, Mr President Sir, and get all the hot chicks I desire? With the right monetary 'persuasion' will you assign a group of worker diggers to building me a fine underground palace?
The Infinite Dunes
13-03-2006, 15:07
Hmmm...when we all met at the middle we could create a huge city, and even without stretching the truth we could call it the most attractive city no matter what we do. :D Ok, so it was a bad joke about gravity and the middle of the earth... why don't you come up with better, huh?
Whereyouthinkyougoing
13-03-2006, 15:16
Hmmm...when we all met at the middle we could create a huge city, and even without stretching the truth we could call it the most attractive city no matter what we do. :D Ok, so it was a bad joke about gravity and the middle of the earth... why don't you come up with better, huh?
Aw, and I was just about to say "And make nerdy geological jokes while we're at it", but no, you had to go and preempt it. Pffft. Eh, screw it. *resumes digging*
Czardas
13-03-2006, 15:26
It sounds like an excellent idea. Now if only there weren't those nasty dumb laws of physics, magma, and 3000º C+ temperatures in our way.
Imperiux
13-03-2006, 15:41
I am currently digging a hole. I want my own nation but there is no space left, so im going to dig out a massive cavern and declare it a sovereign nation.
The hole is coming along well. In my nation there will be roast boar and ale for everyone. The number one competetive sport will be beard growing- the only true manly sport. Anyhow, come join my nation and maybe one day our decendents will evolve into dwarves.

I'd like to know exactly in which country you are digging the whole. Personally I'm thinking about becoming PM, cutting back unnecessary funding and trying to colonise the sea. And then the moon. And then convert the revolted colonies. I'm going to colonise everywhere I can, then colonise every revolted colony.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
13-03-2006, 15:42
It sounds like an excellent idea. Now if only there weren't those nasty dumb laws of physics, magma, and 3000º C+ temperatures in our way.
That's why you dig reeeaaally slowly and let the others meet up with you.
Pure Metal
13-03-2006, 15:58
I am currently digging a hole. I want my own nation but there is no space left, so im going to dig out a massive cavern and declare it a sovereign nation.
The hole is coming along well. In my nation there will be roast boar and ale for everyone. The number one competetive sport will be beard growing- the only true manly sport. Anyhow, come join my nation and maybe one day our decendents will evolve into dwarves.
i'll join if only because this thread made me laugh :p
Brattain
13-03-2006, 16:08
Yes, bring your shovels people and snackpacks, as for the question of further food, and how we will grow it in the dark, we will have cave-bears that eat mushrooms, with a diet supplemented by berries grown by glowing crystal. We will find mates by raiding the lame ass spider people who have an abundance of hot chicks. Our unit of currency will be the rock which will be worth ten pinches of dirt; naturally this will make us extremely rich. We will quickly become the dominant military force in the world due to the combination of being immune to enemy airpower and through the tactical use of war-moles. Energy will be provided by geothermal energy and via hydro-power, we can dig up to water and then let it fall onto a turbine. Eventually when we evolve into dwarves we will also gain darkvision out to at least sixty feet, which is awesome. Can anyone think of anything that could stand in our way?

Listen- folks. I am a wealthy land owner, and am happy to help. Frankly, I have more caverns, caves and holes than I know what do with. As a gesture of goodwill I am prepared to help out by offering you full and exclusive use a system known as The Western Clavity Cavern Network at no cost to yourselves- purely in the interest of benevolently providing assistance in the development of a budding new civilisation.

In fact I am prepared to offer you a 2,000,000 year unconditional free lease, providing that after a 50,000 year probationary period you have managed to show that you 've developed a healthy respect for yourselves and your surrounding environment- and not evolved into Neo-Conservatives.

The Western Clavity Cavern Network is an intricate 33,500,000 cubic ft cavern system boasting the following features:


Fertile soil.
Situated on the edge of a large 'vineyard' of Berry Trees.
Emergency digging equipment in every cavern.
Several fresh-water springs throughout the network, containing fresh fish and lichen (as well as hot pools abundant in essential amino acids).
Fully furnished throughout.
Only 5 minutes walk to Spider People territory (fair game for tactical theft and the forceful abduction of hot
chicks and topless Latino gardner types).
Wind-powered electricity installed throughout.
Gas Central Heating.



Only a couple of conditions though:

1) Indigenous war-moles in this region are now a peace-loving community that now, as penance for their former ways, take simple pleasure in spending their days cleaning my multifarious dwellings completely free of charge. Any attempt to coerce these creatures to assist you in your long-term plans of territorial expansion via warlike methods would result in immediate eviction plus a back-dated bill for rent from Day 1 at a rate of 4177 rocks 9 pinches per calendar month.

2) I get invited to major functions and Thanksgiving Dinner each year- not to say I'll definitely come, it's just nice to be invited.

Does all this meet to your satisfaction?
Whereyouthinkyougoing
13-03-2006, 16:19
hot chicks and topless Latino gardner types.
What is this? Wysteria Lane?