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I'm not a communist, I don't think, but why not have a gathering of all the brightest young commies in NS. How do you guys plan on spreading communism to every corner of the earth? Do you real communists eat cheddar or brie? It's all very important.


Brie or Cheddar?

I'm not a communist (perish the thought), but I eat both cheddar and brie. Stop limiting my options, you commie-pinko-big-old-bedwetting-doodiehead!

I'm not a communist (perish the thought), but I eat both cheddar and brie. Stop limiting my options, you commie-pinko-big-old-bedwetting-doodiehead!
You're either mit the Revolution, oder you bist against it.

You're either mit the Revolution, oder you bist against it.

Then contre it je suis! Get vos grubby mains off of my fromage, monsieur le branleur communiste.

i don't know if i count as a 'real communist' as, while i believe in communism idologically, realistically i'm more of a simple left-winger. on here i can let my idealism roll but IRL i tone it down a lot. we do have commie NSers who are, of course, active communists IRL though, so i suppose you should ask them.

but seeing how i'm already writing a reply here, i may as well answer that i eat brie (on crackers) and cheddar (in sandwiches). i don't know if i count as a bright commie or not (Fass seems to find amusement from my stupidity at least), but i hope that answers your question :)

Then contre it je suis! Get vos grubby mains off of my fromage, monsieur le branleur communiste.

Is "fromage" a euphemism? :D

The ring, duh!

The ring, duh!

Precious?

Real Communists write sectarian polemics attacking the petit-bourgeois revisionists who dare eat the wrong kind of cheese, yet can never agree on what the right kind is.

L'Internationale sera le genre humain, except for those mindless vagrants who eat brie instead of cheddar.

The nazi party in Norway during WWII was called Nasjonal Samling. Well. The one that had Norwegians in it, anyway.

Well I'm a democratic socialist rather than a Communist but I intend to spread the word by stripping naked and abseiling down the eastern face of Big Ben while reading the Communist Manifesto through a megaphone. Failing that I will call at the houses of Jehovah's Witnesses and pester them to let Marx into their hearts.

Incidently real Commies don't eat cheddar or brie, real commies eat chalk and pretend to enjoy it.

Haha. :D

Cheddar and hard cheeses are the proletarian way! Soft cheese is for the petty bourgeois! Squishyness is synonymous with imperialism!

Incidently real Commies don't eat cheddar or brie, real commies eat chalk and pretend to enjoy it.
That is a foolish argument for one reason:

1. Because I said so.

Haha. :D

Cheddar and hard cheeses are the proletarian way! Soft cheese is for the petty bourgeois! Squishyness is synonymous with imperialism!

You know as well as I do that consistencism is anti-working class. I shall have no part in it unless it involves pencilling circled A's on slabs of Edam.

Well I'm a democratic socialist rather than a Communist

Reactionary.

but I intend to spread the word by stripping naked and abseiling down the eastern face of Big Ben while reading the Communist Manifesto through a megaphone.

Hmm, that might work. Skip all the boring parts, though; the Hard Left already has too many intellectuals.

That is a foolish argument for one reason:

1. Because I said so.

Now that's a bourgeois argument if ever I heard one...

*prints out Kanabia's post and sets fire to it*

Precious?
No, I'm talking about Gältjráb. Forged in the firey pits of Mount Saint Helens by the nobel Mintature Giant Space Dwarves.

Reactionary.

Meh, Capitalism will die with a whimper, not a scream.

Hmm, that might work. Skip all the boring parts, though; the Hard Left already has too many intellectuals.

I could inhale helium beforehand, would that help?

No, I'm talking about Gältjráb. Forged in the firey pits of Mount Saint Helens by the nobel Mintature Giant Space Dwarves.

I don't care if it came from Uranus, get it out of my hut.

You know as well as I do that consistencism is anti-working class. I shall have no part in it unless it involves pencilling circled A's on slabs of Edam.

Now, I support the right of the workers to have their squishy counter-revolutionary cheese if they so desire, but I can still frown and glare at them from a distance while munching on a chunk of cheddar.

As for circled A's on Edam, I think the true art form would be crafting the mould in a Stilton to have that symbol running through it. We could call it Anarcheez.

I don't care if it came from Uranus, get it out of my hut.
I urge you to bring it.
*puts on Gältjráb*

I'm not a communist, I don't think, but why not have a gathering of all the brightest young commies in NS. How do you guys plan on spreading communism to every corner of the earth? Do you real communists eat cheddar or brie? It's all very important.


Brie or Cheddar?
LOL, nice thread. :D

Brie all the way!

And, if I further garble my rather garbled argument in another thread, that practically makes me Marx. :cool:

Now that's a bourgeois argument if ever I heard one...

*prints out Kanabia's post and sets fire to it*

But i'm backed up by Marx. He specifically says chalk is for losers and real commies can eat whatever they like (as long as it's not soft and/or French).

It's in Das Kapital, somewhere near the middle of volume II.

But i'm backed up by Marx. He specifically says chalk is for losers and real commies can eat whatever they like (as long as it's not soft and/or French).

It's in Das Kapital, somewhere near the middle of volume II.
Damn, I was sure I had edited that out.

But i'm backed up by Marx. He specifically says chalk is for losers and real commies can eat whatever they like (as long as it's not soft and/or French).

It's in Das Kapital, somewhere near the middle of volume II.

That was a mistranslation, the original german text said 'chalk is not for losers and real commies can't eat whatever they like (especially if it's soft and/or French)'.

I suggest you check the original if you don't believe me, the one without any paragraphing or puncuation (because all letters are equal and shouldn't be separated).

Meh, Capitalism will die with a whimper, not a scream.

This argument is supposed to wait for the Second International, we should be screaming obscenities about arrogant Jews and state domination this time around.

I could inhale helium beforehand, would that help?

Maybe. It would attract more attention, but it may not properly summon up the sufficient proletarian anger.

As for circled A's on Edam, I think the true art form would be crafting the mould in a Stilton to have that symbol running through it. We could call it Anarcheez.

That is absurd to the point of being situationist lunacy. Red and Black cheese is what you want. With a hint of green for the vegans.

This argument is supposed to wait for the Second International, we should be screaming obscenities about arrogant Jews and state domination this time around.

I do beg your pardon, it appears that I mislaid my programme. *ahem* OMFG teh 3\/il J3wxors r teh 0ppr3550r5!!one!1!eleventy-one!!1!

But i'm backed up by Marx. He specifically says chalk is for losers and real commies can eat whatever they like (as long as it's not soft and/or French).

The undersellers, almost without exception, sell bread adulterated with alum, soap, pearl ashes, chalk, Derbyshire stone-dust, and such like agreeable nourishing and wholesome ingredients.

http://www.marxists.org/archive/marx/works/1867-c1/ch06.htm#14

My emphasis.

I do beg your pardon, it appears that I mislaid my programme. *ahem* OMFG teh 3\/il J3wxors r teh 0ppr3550r5!!one!1!eleventy-one!!1!

You, sir, are an anachronism. Now, don't take this as an oppurtunity to form a splinter group. *shudders*

I can see it now: The Anarchronists.

I plan on spreading the good news of anarcho-communism by learning to compose music (real music with orchestras and movements, not that punk stuff). And I prefer cheddar to brie, myself.

Is "fromage" a euphemism? :D

You wish.

That is absurd to the point of being situationist lunacy. Red and Black cheese is what you want. With a hint of green for the vegans.

I see...so we leave a chunk of edam (with rind) out in the sun for two weeks?

The undersellers, almost without exception, sell bread adulterated with alum, soap, pearl ashes, chalk, Derbyshire stone-dust, and such like agreeable nourishing and wholesome ingredients.

http://www.marxists.org/archive/marx/works/1867-c1/ch06.htm#14

My emphasis.

LOL...You seriously deserve an award for digging that up. :D

LOL...You seriously deserve an award for digging that up. :D

Don't tell anyone, but my memory isn't that good; I just used the site's search feature.

Don't tell anyone, but my memory isn't that good; I just used the site's search feature.

Fair enough...TBH, I haven't even read the damn thing, only parts here and there. :p

I see...so we leave a chunk of edam (with rind) out in the sun for two weeks?

Mmmmm...commulicious!