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I don't know how many of you have done really stupid things on a date - so I'm asking to see what others have done before me. Here is my personal contribution:

I accidently hit my date in the face while playing to the crowd.

I got lost on the way to the restaurant:D That did not bode well for the rest of the evening. Probably just as well ,an ex-boyfriend told me later,Good riddance to bad rubbage.

I've never been on a date, that's embarassing.

Ridiculously drunk, I had sex with a girl... and then, apparently, called her by the wrong name. (To this day, I do not know what her name was. Nor do I remember what I called her. Nor do I remember having sex with her, although I do have a vague recollection of being in bed with her.)

She ran out of my room, and went crying to some of my housemates and their friends. Another girl (whom I actually knew somewhat better) came down to talk to me about it (and, perhaps, to see if I was really as dangerously drunk as I seemed)...

I'm told I answered the door entirely naked.

I do not remember most of this.

Ridiculously drunk, I had sex with a girl... and then, apparently, called her by the wrong name. (To this day, I do not know what her name was.)

She ran out of my room, and went crying to some of my housemates and their friends. Another girl (whom I actually knew somewhat better) came down to talk to me about it (and, perhaps, to see if I was really as dangerously drunk as I seemed)...

I'm told I answered the door entirely naked.

I do not remember most of this.

I feel *soooo* much better.

I'm pretty sure I've done some embarassing crap, though chances are I was too high and now I can't remember and that might be a good thing...

I feel *soooo* much better.

I am pleased I could help!

On another occasion, much less a "date" than the previous, I climbed onto the roof of my school's music building with another guy and two girls. We got terribly drunk and threw bottles off the roof. Eventually, it only seemed natural to get naked... there was sex involved, although to be honest I'm not sure anymore who had sex with whom.

Then the police arrived, and arrested us all on a variety of misdemeanor charges.

....

Did I mention that the women's dorm next door was somewhat higher than this building, and several residents watched the whole thing?

I've never been on a date, that's embarassing.
But then again, it makes it impossible to do something embarassing on a date.

You see my paradoxes and other scientific crapola is what prevents me from getting dates.

I am pleased I could help!

On another occasion, much less a "date" than the previous, I climbed onto the roof of my school's music building with another guy and two girls. We got terribly drunk and threw bottles off the roof. Eventually, it only seemed natural to get naked... there was sex involved, although to be honest I'm not sure anymore who had sex with whom.

Then the police arrived, and arrested us all on a variety of misdemeanor charges.

....

Did I mention that the women's dorm next door was somewhat higher than this building, and several residents watched the whole thing?

You have a very exciting, albeit illegal, life, don't you?

You have a very exciting, albeit illegal, life, don't you?

But he makes me feel so much better. All I did was hit a chick in the face.

My old man's 65 Mustang coupe had something wrong with the gas gauge, and rather than just fill it up before each date, I lost track and ran out of gas on a date. Twice, in a row, with the same girl...

But he makes me feel so much better. All I did was hit a chick in the face.

Yeah, well you've only broken the number 1 rule of dating; Don't hit the person you're dating unless you're the female.

does actually going on the date count?

I had a lot of bad 1st dates before I met my husband, although none of it was my fault (well, kinda since I made super bad choices as to who to accept a date with)

Yeah, well you've only broken the number 1 rule of dating; Don't hit the person you're dating unless you're the female.

True - but it really was accidental. Means I'm just clumsy, not mean.

Oh I did break a guys hand on a date once, but he started it. ;)

We were actually playing "thumb wars" and I won and he tried to pull away and cheat and I accidentally broke his thumb.

as i was younger i only have made dates to fuck with girls. I was very importunate and in the most cases it dit not come to a showdown.
today i made dates for the same reason, but i learn to withdraw;)

I was on the first date with this girl I really liked. I mean we were both head over heels for each other at first sight. So I’m out having coffee and she drops her spoon. Having the reflexes I do, I caught the spoon before it hit the floor. The downside to this ultra smooth move was knocking a cup of coffee all over her and the nice outfit she was wearing. :) When I did that I thought, oh well it was nice while it lasted, but she didn’t even leave or get made at me. I ended up going out with her for five years so she must not have held it against me too much. We’re still good friends.

Since then I’ve gotten better at keeping my reflexes in check until their actually necessary and haven’t spilled coffee over any damsels on first dates ever again.

The Bruce

i once went out on a date with this one girl that i didnt like at all, infact i knew of her and pretty much hated her, but at the time i was a shy nervous high school student and couldnt say no, and anyways she asked me out, but i was able to dump her after the first date.

good thing too, she was a bitch:upyours:

There are so many moments to choose from…

I suppose one of the highly embarrassing situations was back in college when I went out on a date with the girl that lived across the hall. We had chatted a bit now and then – which I say it was questionable as whether or not it should be called ‘flirting’ – but I had no idea she thought of me as anything other than as a potential friend.

One day she said she had two tickets to a football game and asked me if I would go with her. It was a rather dreary and drizzly day, which put a damper on the mood anyway. All in all it was an alright day hanging out with a friend.

A couple of days later I was chatting up one of her friends who mentioned the ‘date’, which caught me completely off guard.

My behavior was definitely consistent with ‘a friend from across the hall’ and nowhere near ‘a gentleman on a date’.

Unfortunately I am rather clueless when it comes to this sort of thing so this is not an isolated incident… I still wonder just how many ‘dates’ I’ve been on without knowing it.

Oh I did break a guys hand on a date once, but he started it.

WTF??????

Mental note: never go on a date with you... That is actually physically dangerous...

Personally, I dont have any horrible dating stories to share. Unless you count the time that, after sex, I had to ask for his name... But I dont think he minded...:cool:

I was on a date number two or three with a girl i really like and she felt the same, anyhow, we had a great time and i go to take her home and giver he a goodnight kiss and right before we lock lips, i belched really loudly from nowhere. fortunatly it didn't smell and she found it hilarious, but i'm pretty sure i was red from head to foot.

Having my period during the one date that would have mattered... I still could kick myself up the arse for it.

i think the only embarassing thing i've done on my dates so far are talking bollocks for too long (ending with numerous "shut up and kiss me"'s) and having to try and hide my boner around her parents...

Ridiculously drunk, I had sex with a girl... and then, apparently, called her by the wrong name. (To this day, I do not know what her name was. Nor do I remember what I called her. Nor do I remember having sex with her, although I do have a vague recollection of being in bed with her.)

She ran out of my room, and went crying to some of my housemates and their friends. Another girl (whom I actually knew somewhat better) came down to talk to me about it (and, perhaps, to see if I was really as dangerously drunk as I seemed)...

I'm told I answered the door entirely naked.

I do not remember most of this.
You must have been fucking locked.

...having to try and hide my boner around her parents...
lol, you win the thread!

All dates I've had have lead to months' or years' relationships, but this may count: I was meeting my ex-girlfriends' friends. And their parents. I had my fly open all the way.

Learn: Always check if the fly is open.

lol, you win the thread!
hahah woot! :D
the worst part of it is its pretty much all day when she's about (she just has that effect on me ;)).... so not only is it embarassing but tiring too! :p
tried punching it and all sorts, but the damn thing just doesn't want to go away :headbang:

hahah woot! :D
the worst part of it is its pretty much all day when she's about (she just has that effect on me ;)).... so not only is it embarassing but tiring too! :p
tried punching it and all sorts, but the damn thing just doesn't want to go away :headbang:
I really am completely dumbfounded by that. I have no idea what to say.

hahah woot! :D
the worst part of it is its pretty much all day when she's about (she just has that effect on me ;)).... so not only is it embarassing but tiring too! :p
tried punching it and all sorts, but the damn thing just doesn't want to go away :headbang:

Hoik it up and tuck it into the waistband of your trousers. With any luck that'll be enough to keep the lil feller in check. (Trust me, it works like a charm, and also helps to keep your scrotum out of uncomfortable positions).

I am pleased I could help!

On another occasion, much less a "date" than the previous, I climbed onto the roof of my school's music building with another guy and two girls. We got terribly drunk and threw bottles off the roof. Eventually, it only seemed natural to get naked... there was sex involved, although to be honest I'm not sure anymore who had sex with whom.

Then the police arrived, and arrested us all on a variety of misdemeanor charges.

....

Did I mention that the women's dorm next door was somewhat higher than this building, and several residents watched the whole thing?


I think you're full of it

Having my period during the one date that would have mattered... I still could kick myself up the arse for it.
but i guess your mouth did not bled....;)

Hoik it up and tuck it into the waistband of your trousers. With any luck that'll be enough to keep the lil feller in check. (Trust me, it works like a charm, and also helps to keep your scrotum out of uncomfortable positions).

Sound advice, and sorry to any chicks who may be reading this. (unless this gets you hot :eek: )

Sound advice, and sorry to any chicks who may be reading this. (unless this gets you hot :eek: )

Hey, it's better that they know how we do it than thinking that we don't find them attractive.

The best part about it is it can be done in the blink of an eye - a swift reach down the trousers, and then straight out again, taking him with you. There are all sorts of slightly less embarrasing excuses you can give for it if caught - rearranging boxers for example. In fact, with a little practice, you din't even need to reach into the trousers - it can all be done externally.

Hey, it's better that they know how we do it than thinking that we don't find them attractive.

The best part about it is it can be done in the blink of an eye - a swift reach down the trousers, and then straight out again, taking him with you. There are all sorts of slightly less embarrasing excuses you can give for it if caught - rearranging boxers for example. In fact, with a little practice, you din't even need to reach into the trousers - it can all be done externally.

*lol
You sound like you have a LOT odf practice with that.... :D

Sound advice, and sorry to any chicks who may be reading this. (unless this gets you hot :eek: )

Oh it does get me hot

*lol
You sound like you have a LOT odf practice with that.... :D

Well, what can I say - I hang around with a lot of attractive women, so various techniques must be explored.

But every man should know at least one, because as we all know, there is the constant lurking danger of the dreaded Inexpicable Erection, that waits in the shadows, ready to pounce the instant you are in a potentially embarrassing situation. Or just in public really.

Important dating tip:

Even if you are under the impression that the girl you're going out on a first date with has an irreverent sense of humor and is a bit of a pervert, it's still not a good idea to pick her up for your date naked. Sometimes her older brother answers the door. :p

Oh it does get me hot

But fortunately your signs are less... obvious.

Important dating tip:

Eveb if you are under the impression that the girl you're going out on a first date with has an irreverent sense of humor and is a bit of a pervert, it's still not a good idea to pick her up for your date naked. Sometimes her older brother answers the door. :p

Aaaah... so that's where I've been going wrong. I thought I had something in my hair was all. :D:p

Oh it does get me hot

The thought of a cute guy who is desperately trying to hide his erection at the sight of you? Gets me hot as well, to be honest ;)

Aaaah... so that's where I've been going wrong. I thought I had something in my hair was all. :D:p

I'm sure you probably did. But what hair?

I really am completely dumbfounded by that. I have no idea what to say.
TMI? yeah, i do that a lot...

Hoik it up and tuck it into the waistband of your trousers. With any luck that'll be enough to keep the lil feller in check. (Trust me, it works like a charm, and also helps to keep your scrotum out of uncomfortable positions).

ooh good thinking... though i tend to wear relatively tight-ish jeans when there so that could be incredibly uncomfortable :eek:
especially with button-flys :S
i think baggier jeans are the real answer here :P

The thought of a cute guy who is desperately trying to hide his erection at the sight of you? Gets me hot as well, to be honest ;)

I am a guy....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I am so clever :fluffle:

I am a guy....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I am so clever :fluffle:

I'm not, so there :p

i think the only embarassing thing i've done on my dates so far are talking bollocks for too long (ending with numerous "shut up and kiss me"'s) and having to try and hide my boner around her parents...
Ahahahahaha. You know I find both those things hilarious, don't you? :D (plus, Cabra put it very well... mmm....)
Hey - you tease me all the time! Plus I now have the job of hiding a lovebite... damn you Huw and my sensitive neck!
On a serious note, you know I love you talking bollocks - especially when it ends in kissing :fluffle: - and dark clothes, long jumpers, "adjusting" and the fact that my parents probably won't be looking too hard, have all been your friends in the past *nods* :P

I'm not, so there :p

Oh, well...okay

I'm sure you probably did. But what hair?

That's what I spent the evening desperately trying to think of a subtle way to investigate.

[QUOTE=Pure Metal]ooh good thinking... though i tend to wear relatively tight-ish jeans when there so that could be incredibly uncomfortable :eek:
especially with button-flys :S
i think baggier jeans are the real answer here :p[/QUOTE ]

Oh it should press your stomach in rather than your trousers out, unless you tense up, so it should be ok. You only need a couple of fingers width of space in the waist for it to work. And don't worry about button flys, I have them too, and it just means theres no risk of getting anything sensitive snagged in a zip, which is quite a relief.

But... tight jeans? Like skin tight?! EMO!!!:gundge: :p:D (j/k btw)

Oh it should press your stomach in rather than your trousers out, unless you tense up, so it should be ok. You only need a couple of fingers width of space in the waist for it to work.

Even with it pressing up against your stomach you only need a couple of fingers space? Wow, I usually need to buy pants that are three or four sizes larger than my waist to pull this maneuver off; and they're cargo pants too.

j/k =P

hahah woot! :D
the worst part of it is its pretty much all day when she's about (she just has that effect on me ;)).... so not only is it embarassing but tiring too! :p
tried punching it and all sorts, but the damn thing just doesn't want to go away :headbang:
Oh my God, this is really cute - and really TMI. :p

though i tend to wear relatively tight-ish jeans when there so that could be incredibly uncomfortable
Wait, you put on your extra-tight jeans when you go there just so you can show off that constant boner a bit better? Excuse me while I roll my eyes and snicker. :p


Topic?
I actually can't remember, which is strange, because usually every embarrassing moment in my life immediately plants itself in my memory to always pop up at some random moment to remind me of how pathetic I really am. I'll just come back when I think of something.

Even with it pressing up against your stomach you only need a couple of fingers space? Wow, I usually need to buy pants that are three or four sizes larger than my waist to pull this maneuver off; and they're cargo pants too.

j/k =P

Hehehe, didn't see that one coming :p I was gonna put in a 'dependent on size' disclaimer in there, but then we'd miss out on all the egotisticle jokes :p:D

This forum is - without a doubt - the best argument for evolution ever.

It has changed from embarrassing things done on a date to how to tuck away your penis in less than 3 pages. Bravo.

Side note: Thanks for the tip.

But... tight jeans? Like skin tight?! EMO!!!:gundge: :p:D (j/k btw)


Wait, you put on your extra-tight jeans when you go there just so you can show off that constant boner a bit better? Excuse me while I roll my eyes and snicker. :p


haha no you two... not skin-tight or even really tight jeans, just average 'normal' jeans - ie. non-baggy ones. i used to wear baggy 'uns all the time but it was pointed out to me that, because i'm kinda fat anyway, wearning loose-fitting/baggy jeans just made me look shorter and fatter. now i wear normal jeans instead - especially because i want to look my best around her hehe... only problem is hard-ons do show through these jeans more than they used to in baggy ones, of course. trouser tightness is relative, see.
why am i going into more detail on this when its already TMI? :p
ah well, you read it, you can't un-read it :D

edit:
This forum is - without a doubt - the best argument for evolution ever.

It has changed from embarrassing things done on a date to how to tuck away your penis in less than 3 pages. Bravo.

lol! :p
*claps*

why am i going into more detail on this when its already TMI? :p
ah well, you read it, you can't un-read it :D
Indeed not. *goes off to apply lobotomy machine*

haha no you two... not skin-tight or even really tight jeans, just average 'normal' jeans - ie. non-baggy ones. i used to wear baggy 'uns all the time but it was pointed out to me that, because i'm kinda fat anyway, wearning loose-fitting/baggy jeans just made me look shorter and fatter. now i wear normal jeans instead - especially because i want to look my best around her hehe... only problem is hard-ons do show through these jeans more than they used to in baggy ones, of course. trouser tightness is relative, see.

Oooh - that should be fine then. Normal jeans are a-okay for this :)

Incidentally, just to go back to embarrassing things - it wasn't actually a date, more round my friends house, in bed with her ex girlfriend, doing what most people would do when in bed with a highly attractive woman. So she strokes her hand down my back, and I suddenly find out my back is very ticklish - I get that really bad reflex/spasm reaction tickle reaction, and sort of lurch violently at her. Fortunately she was very understanding about it all, and it didn't affect the nights progress at all, but she did do it again several times, so I spent much of the night periodically tensing my back as hard as I could so I didn't do it again lol.

edit: just realised - most people when in bed with a highly attractive woman would be shagging. Just to clarify we didn't go that far.

This forum is - without a doubt - the best argument for evolution ever.

It has changed from embarrassing things done on a date to how to tuck away your penis in less than 3 pages. Bravo.

And with perfectly plausible connections all the way through no less.

Side note: Thanks for the tip.

My pleasure - I hope to spread this knowledge as far and wide as possible to spare as many people as possible pain/emarrassment/both, so pass it on to your friends.

My pleasure - I hope to spread this knowledge as far and wide as possible to spare as many people as possible pain/emarrassment/both, so pass it on to your friends.

I don't have any friends with whom I would feel comfortable sharing this tidbit. Now, I might spread it around the internet to complete strangers... but that's it.

I don't have any friends with whom I would feel comfortable sharing this tidbit. Now, I might spread it around the internet to complete strangers... but that's it.

Fair enough then :) At least you know. And if anyone ever asks, you are hereby under a debt of honour to tell them :D You don't have to actively spread it around, but if they need help... it is a Waist-Boner Knights duty to help those in erectile need.

Fair enough then :) At least you know. And if anyone ever asks, you are hereby under a debt of honour to tell them :D You don't have to actively spread it around, but if they need help... it is a Waist-Boner Knights duty to help those in erectile need.

If anyone ever asked me that outright - I would check to see if they were drunk, high, or both. That's not something that you normally just ask people.

EDIT:
So, anyone else have anything really embarrassing to share anonymously over the internet?

Important dating tip:

Even if you are under the impression that the girl you're going out on a first date with has an irreverent sense of humor and is a bit of a pervert, it's still not a good idea to pick her up for your date naked. Sometimes her older brother answers the door. :p

^^^ Highlight of my evening right there.

I don't know how many of you have done really stupid things on a date - so I'm asking to see what others have done before me. Here is my personal contribution:

I accidently hit my date in the face while playing to the crowd.
A series of wrong turns while trying to get to the mall down in Lakewood. We were going to see Firewall. Luckily, we still got there in time. But that was about it. I've been pretty smart all in all, luckily.

^^^ Highlight of my evening right there.

Highlight of theirs too. :)

I think i've managed to repress all those kinds of things so i still can maintain an amorous interest in the *opposite* sex, but i have a funny lil anecdote about an interest i had when i was younger ... i managed to trip her accidentally as well as pound her in the back with a basketball. Accidentally.
Yep, i even managed to acquire the school-age equivalent (at the time) of a restraining order. Her friends would make sure there was a wall of flesh preventing me from getting within two feet of her. Literally. Funny how it relates like the whole "forbidden fruit" upon fond reminiscing ...