NationStates Jolt Archive


The US Criminal Justice System is the best!

If I had my way
11-03-2006, 17:43
The American justice system is the best in the world, like Sheriff Arpaio said.

In the UK we need a lot more jails. All of the drunken and violent chav scum with no civilised values should be put in jail where they belong and they should be kept there. They should be kept off the streets so that they don't cause havoc and scare away all of the tourists. Enough of this blaming violence on alcohol, poverty and boredom. God gave people the free will to disipline themselves and take responsibilty, and so those who commit the abominable sin of attaking his fellow man ought to face God's wraith and therefore should be punished in a proper and decisive manner.
Thriceaddict
11-03-2006, 17:44
Hahahahahahah!
Excuse me while I laugh.
Tactical Grace
11-03-2006, 17:44
This made even myself chuckle. :p
Drunk commies deleted
11-03-2006, 17:45
Um, thanks. I think.
Mt-Tau
11-03-2006, 17:46
*Snickers* Our system works great if you are a criminal.
The Infinite Dunes
11-03-2006, 17:47
Meh, keeping them in Prison is costly. I say just take the army down to the council estates once every few years and have a cull. That should keep their numbers down. They breed like rabbits, at least compared to honnest Marketing, HR, Accounting and PR departments of our country's noble corporations.
Lunatic Goofballs
11-03-2006, 17:48
Awww... But what about all those delightfully entertaining soccer hooligans?

They're better than soccer. :)
Mt-Tau
11-03-2006, 17:49
Awww... But what about all those delightfully entertaining soccer hooligans?

They're better than soccer. :)

HEY! I resemble that remark!
Philosopy
11-03-2006, 17:51
Unfortunatly, people aren't born with the helpful label "I am going to commit a crime" on their head, and so it's hard to see how lots of jails are going to prevent many offences. A strong deterrent is useless on it's own; it's no good telling someone they face 30 years in prison if the chances of them actually being caught are close to zero. You need fair justice and effective policing together. One on its own will solve nothing.
Randomlittleisland
11-03-2006, 17:59
God gave people the free will to disipline themselves and take responsibilty, and so those who commit the abominable sin of attaking his fellow man ought to face God's wraith and therefore should be punished in a proper and decisive manner.

So you're now God and are allowed to pass judgement on his behalf?

IIRC there is a verse in the Bible which says something along the lines of: "all sins shall be forgiven them, save for blasphemy against the Holy Spirit". In other words you've now guaranteed yourself a place in hell by attempting to usurp God's authority. Congratulations. :)

*offers a cookie in consolation*
If I had my way
11-03-2006, 18:03
So you're now God and are allowed to pass judgement on his behalf?

IIRC there is a verse in the Bible which says something along the lines of: "all sins shall be forgiven them, save for blasphemy against the Holy Spirit". In other words you've now guaranteed yourself a place in hell by attempting to usurp God's authority. Congratulations. :)

*offers a cookie in consolation*

That statement of yours is from a newer testament of the Bible than the one that is strictly followed in our religious sect.
Randomlittleisland
11-03-2006, 18:13
That statement of yours is from a newer testament of the Bible than the one that is strictly followed in our religious sect.

*chuckles evilly*
Potato jack
12-03-2006, 00:01
So you want people who commit crimes to face Gods "wraith" by putting them in jail.

How does that work then?
Imperiux
12-03-2006, 23:55
I thought drugs were illegal in america?
There goes your america's criminal system is the best theroy.
lol: p lol
Brattain
13-03-2006, 00:53
The American justice system is the best in the world, like Sheriff Arpaio said.

In the UK we need a lot more jails. All of the drunken and violent chav scum with no civilised values should be put in jail where they belong and they should be kept there. They should be kept off the streets so that they don't cause havoc and scare away all of the tourists. Enough of this blaming violence on alcohol, poverty and boredom. God gave people the free will to disipline themselves and take responsibilty, and so those who commit the abominable sin of attaking his fellow man ought to face God's wraith and therefore should be punished in a proper and decisive manner.

Sounds expensive- What about making them join the army for 10 years on shit pay!?