Man in Black, a new man!
Man in Black
11-03-2006, 10:09
Well, the divorce is going through. It's official!
I am now a single man again at 26. No kids, no house, and she drew the short straw.
Wow! I went from wishing I was dead from realizing I'm now allowed to persue big breasted bimbos and keep most of my money again!
Anyone ever heard the song "Unanswered prayers"? It is now the story of my life. I wanted it fixed with all of my heart, but now I realize I get to be me again! AND now I have an AWSOME job opportunity with the next Donald Trump! He owns all kinds of property, and he was impressed with how I've handled the divorce.
Can I get a "Ha Ha Nicole, you got fucked!" ?
What a great day for divorce. I get a new office!
Here's the moral of the story...........NEVER knock a bad week. It may just turn into the best month of your life!
BackwoodsSquatches
11-03-2006, 10:13
Well, the divorce is going through. It's official!
I am now a single man again at 26. No kids, no house, and she drew the short straw.
Wow! I went from wishing I was dead from realizing I'm now allowed to persue big breasted bimbos and keep most of my money again!
Anyone ever heard the song "Unanswered prayers"? It is now the story of my life. I wanted it fixed with all of my heart, but now I realize I get to be me again! AND now I have an AWSOME job opportunity with the next Donald Trump! He owns all kinds of property, and he was impressed with how I've handled the divorce.
Can I get a "Ha Ha Nicole, you got fucked!" ?
What a great day for divorce. I get a new office!
Here's the moral of the story...........NEVER knock a bad week. It may just turn into the best month of your life!
Dont take this the wrong way...
Its good that your doing well, becuase you need to dump your emotional baggage and move on.
Ive seen a lot of your posts where you talk about your wife, and the divorce.
It sucks, im sure.
Move on.
Forget about her.
Go out and get laid.
Get over it.
Pure Metal
11-03-2006, 10:14
yay!... i guess :)
so as a single guy, you gonna spend all your newfound cash on the essential three P's: pizza, pilsner and porn? (like the rest of us...)
Sarkhaan
11-03-2006, 10:32
Well, the divorce is going through. It's official!
I am now a single man again at 26. No kids, no house, and she drew the short straw.
Wow! I went from wishing I was dead from realizing I'm now allowed to persue big breasted bimbos and keep most of my money again!
Anyone ever heard the song "Unanswered prayers"? It is now the story of my life. I wanted it fixed with all of my heart, but now I realize I get to be me again! AND now I have an AWSOME job opportunity with the next Donald Trump! He owns all kinds of property, and he was impressed with how I've handled the divorce.
Can I get a "Ha Ha Nicole, you got fucked!" ?
What a great day for divorce. I get a new office!
Here's the moral of the story...........NEVER knock a bad week. It may just turn into the best month of your life!
haha...I'm really glad to see you in such a good mood. You have a TG back, by the way (damn insomnia)
Just don't party too hard...last thing you need is the stids.;)
Murderous maniacs
11-03-2006, 10:32
yay!... i guess :)
so as a single guy, you gonna spend all your newfound cash on the essential three P's: pizza, pilsner and porn? (like the rest of us...)
correction: the third p is prostitutes :p
not that i'd know anything about that...
Sarkhaan
11-03-2006, 10:37
correction: the third p is prostitutes :p
not that i'd know anything about that...
couldn't it just be a general "pussy" or "poon" and such?
seems to cover all the bases
Man in Black
11-03-2006, 13:55
Major corrrection on the 3 P's............
1)Pussy (nice and hot)
2)Pot (nice and skunky)
3)P..........Beer
Nothing's perfect. Especially without a blanket statement about those three. ;)
Well, there went your chances for an audience with the pope.
Man in Black
11-03-2006, 14:01
Well, there went your chances for an audience with the pope.
Why? His pussy isn't nice and hot?
Why? His pussy isn't nice and hot?
Frigid like "virgin" Mary, but so tight he could squeeze coal into diamonds, so it has its ups and downs. I was more talking about your new state, the one we call apo.
Why? His pussy isn't nice and hot?
It's not?
*cancels holiday to Vatican*
Man in Black
11-03-2006, 14:19
Frigid like "virgin" Mary, but so tight he could squeeze coal into diamonds, so it has its ups and downs. I was more talking about your new state, the one we call apo.
If by APO, you mean horny and willing to fuck anything with a pulse, then I guess the pope hates my guts! :D
QuentinTarantino
11-03-2006, 14:20
To Quote Homer Simpson
"At least it happened now rather than when you're too old and fat to get another woman"
Sdaeriji
11-03-2006, 14:20
couldn't it just be a general "pussy" or "poon" and such?
seems to cover all the bases
Poon. Definately poon.
If by APO, you mean horny and willing to fuck anything with a pulse, then I guess the pope hates my guts! :D
He is still a priest, so don't be suprised if he loves your guts. At 26, though, you're probably way, way over the hill.
Man in Black
11-03-2006, 14:27
He is still a priest, so don't be suprised if he loves your guts. At 26, though, you're probably way, way over the hill.
OVER THE HILL???!!!???
Damn, and here I was about to tell you all about my chocolate fountain that I had installed in my jacuzzi!
Ashmoria
11-03-2006, 16:07
Well, the divorce is going through. It's official!
I am now a single man again at 26. No kids, no house, and she drew the short straw.
Wow! I went from wishing I was dead from realizing I'm now allowed to persue big breasted bimbos and keep most of my money again!
Anyone ever heard the song "Unanswered prayers"? It is now the story of my life. I wanted it fixed with all of my heart, but now I realize I get to be me again! AND now I have an AWSOME job opportunity with the next Donald Trump! He owns all kinds of property, and he was impressed with how I've handled the divorce.
Can I get a "Ha Ha Nicole, you got fucked!" ?
What a great day for divorce. I get a new office!
Here's the moral of the story...........NEVER knock a bad week. It may just turn into the best month of your life!
no kids, no house, what did she think she was gonna get besides the same thing you did--the right to walk away with no obligations to each other?
Straughn
12-03-2006, 06:37
If by APO, you mean horny and willing to fuck anything with a pulse, then I guess the pope hates my guts! :D
Apo-state.
That was actually a pretty clever one, Fass. Good run. *bows*
Straughn
12-03-2006, 06:41
OVER THE HILL???!!!???
Damn, and here I was about to tell you all about my chocolate fountain that I had installed in my jacuzzi!
Sounds like someone's chances for a date have increased exponentially. Or at least, the experimental part. *nods*
Soviet Haaregrad
12-03-2006, 08:16
yay!... i guess :)
so as a single guy, you gonna spend all your newfound cash on the essential three P's: pizza, pilsner and porn? (like the rest of us...)
You forgot pot. :D
Soviet Haaregrad
12-03-2006, 08:20
Major corrrection on the 3 P's............
1)Pussy (nice and hot)
2)Pot (nice and skunky)
3)P..........Beer
Nothing's perfect. Especially without a blanket statement about those three. ;)
Pilsner's what most American beer is anyways, it's okay to use the name. ;)
People without names
12-03-2006, 09:36
so, is this Nicole single now?;)