Arribastan
11-03-2006, 04:36
So today I learned several lessons that, as a 15-year-old, I had hoped to not have to learn for several years. In the order I learned them:
1)When a toilet bowl looks a bit too full to be normal, it probably isn't. Check carefully for nasty bits of TP that are wedged in.
2)Plungers take a lot more arm strength to operate than you might think.
3)Closing that little valve is key if you want the plunger to actually have any effect.
4)If it looks like urine and smells like urine, it probably is urine. If it's all over your floor, clean it before it spreads.
5)Don't leave clothes out on the floor if you're ignoring rule #1
6)Towels may seem absorbent, but even large ones can't handle a full toilet bowl's worth of overflow.
Any funny stories about this stuff? I could really use some humor today...
1)When a toilet bowl looks a bit too full to be normal, it probably isn't. Check carefully for nasty bits of TP that are wedged in.
2)Plungers take a lot more arm strength to operate than you might think.
3)Closing that little valve is key if you want the plunger to actually have any effect.
4)If it looks like urine and smells like urine, it probably is urine. If it's all over your floor, clean it before it spreads.
5)Don't leave clothes out on the floor if you're ignoring rule #1
6)Towels may seem absorbent, but even large ones can't handle a full toilet bowl's worth of overflow.
Any funny stories about this stuff? I could really use some humor today...