A hard problem
Drunk commies deleted
10-03-2006, 23:51
A German burglar facing prison time has been granted a reprive from his sentence because he has a permanent hard-on. He says he woke up with morning wood one day and it just never went down. The treatment doctors used sounds pretty scary. They poked it with needles for 90 minutes to soften it up, but it was hard again in five minutes.
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1755011.html?menu=news.quirkies
A German burglar facing prison time has been granted a reprive from his sentence because he has a permanent hard-on. He says he woke up with morning wood one day and it just never went down. The treatment doctors used sounds pretty scary. They poked it with needles for 90 minutes to soften it up, but it was hard again in five minutes.
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1755011.html?menu=news.quirkies
There are a number of things that can cause Priaprism (sp?). None of them good...
Potarius
10-03-2006, 23:57
That's... Interesting, to say the least.
His hormones must be out of control.
Great, we made it into international news. Should have know it wouldn't take long to make it onto NSG, but one day only is tops.
Poke it with needles? Are you sure those doctors were qualified? Couldn't you just have something to restrict the blood flow to normal amounts, or if that is too dumb an idea, have something to prevent whatever internal thing causes erections to happen?
The South Islands
10-03-2006, 23:59
Why is having an eternally erect penis a bad thing? I know a dozen men that would kill for his "Medical Condition".
(me not being among them...sickos)
Poke it with needles? Are you sure those doctors were qualified? Couldn't you just have something to restrict the blood flow to normal amounts, or if that is too dumb an idea, have something to prevent whatever internal thing causes erections to happen?
The restriction of blood flow is what causes an erection, the restriction of blood flow out of the penis.
I suggest making this man stare at tub girl and goatse for about 5-32 hours.
Sarkhaan
11-03-2006, 00:05
Why is having an eternally erect penis a bad thing? I know a dozen men that would kill for his "Medical Condition".
(me not being among them...sickos)
haha...riiiight...you're not one of them ;)
I think I would take a constant erection over being poked with needles.
The South Islands
11-03-2006, 00:08
haha...riiiight...you're not one of them ;)
I think I would take a constant erection over being poked with needles.
Perhaps being poked with needles is giving him an erection...?
Eternal erection=job as a porn star.
Thats a weird little site
Thats funhny cause hes in prison though
Eventually his blood vessels will burst from the pressure, possibly causing permanent damage to the penis.
Tactical Grace
11-03-2006, 00:14
Eventually his blood vessels will burst from the pressure, possibly causing permanent damage to the penis.
:eek:
Ouch. Sympathy pains.
Pompous world
11-03-2006, 00:14
it must be painfully exhausting
Drunk commies deleted
11-03-2006, 00:20
Poke it with needles? Are you sure those doctors were qualified? Couldn't you just have something to restrict the blood flow to normal amounts, or if that is too dumb an idea, have something to prevent whatever internal thing causes erections to happen?
They could have just shown him some pictures of Tubgirl, Goatse, or Sarah Jessica Parker's face.
The restriction of blood flow is what causes an erection, the restriction of blood flow out of the penis.
Even better. Just do something to keep that blood flow unrestricted then.
Sarkhaan
11-03-2006, 00:57
Perhaps being poked with needles is giving him an erection...?
hmm...could be. I'm sure theres someone out there who would get turned on by that.
I'm proud to say I am most certainly not one of them. I spend a good amount of my life keeping sharp objects away from that general area.
Drunk commies deleted
11-03-2006, 01:00
WTF? The mods changed the title of my thread! Penis isn't even an obscene word. It's the medical term for the pecker.
Neu Leonstein
11-03-2006, 01:14
WTF? The mods changed the title of my thread! Penis isn't even an obscene word. It's the medical term for the pecker.
http://users.adelphia.net/~33h3q/maude.gif
Won't somebody please think of the children?!
Psychotic Mongooses
11-03-2006, 01:23
A permanent erection..... while in prison. I can see his panic alright.
Guard: Alright everybody- hit the showers NOW!
"...... oooooohhhhhhh shit......."