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Emphatically Silly Party Manifesto:

The voting age to be lowered to 3. If politicians are going to behave like pre-schoolers, why can’t pre-schoolers vote?
Bananas to be reclassified as fish, and to be banned from trees. Any bananas found in trees will be shot on sight.
Slavery to be abolished (we’re just putting that in for a laugh).
Government policy shall be stolen from classic comedy programmes.
Self defence classes will concentrate specifically on attackers with point-ed sticks.
Jaffa Cakes shall be the national dish.
Terminally ill patients will be forced to take part in televised game shows. The winners of said shows will be allowed any drugs needed for their continued survival. The health service will be paid for by advertising proceeds from these shows.
Perennial educational underachievers will be forced into taking part in game shows similar to Takeshi’s Castle, but with more…ahem…fatal consequences for poor performance.
The economy shall be solely based on the export of Marmite. The only imports into the country shall be raw materials for the manufacture of Marmite, and cheese. We will have the world’s first money-poor, Marmite-rich economy.
January 3rd – April 17th will be a national holiday. April 21st – July 2nd will also be a national holiday. July 8th – September 27th will also be a national holiday, with the exception of August 11th – 17th, when the country shall have a week off for their leader’s birthday. October 1st – December 31st will be a national holiday, subject to approval from ESP ministers. Other national holidays will include January 1st, January 2nd, April 18th, April 19th, April 20th, July 3rd, July 4th, July 6th, July 7th, September 28th, September 29th, September 30th. Workers will be allowed to take July 5th off, provided they have a good reason. Applications to take July 5th off must be received by April 1st the year before. They will then be dealt with by Colin (the hamster) when he's in the office.



Rap, RnB, and Dance music to be banned – this was removed from the manifesto for being too serious.

Any suggestions for additions to the manifesto are welcome.

Vote ESP - none of the other choices make sense either.

In reference to the number one of the manifesto, the voting age should be lowered to conception. That would roughly be negative nine months.

In reference to the number one of the manifesto, the voting age should be lowered to conception. That would roughly be negative nine months.
It's a possibility, although there may be some problems in registering someone who's only just been conceived, and how would they make their mark on the ballot? I say 3 - it gives them time to learn how to write 'X', and they might even be able to read the names of the candidates by then as well.

In reference to the number one of the manifesto, the voting age should be lowered to conception. That would roughly be negative nine months.

No, that's far too open to electoral fraud by the parents.

It's a possibility, although there may be some problems in registering someone who's only just been conceived, and how would they make their mark on the ballot? I say 3 - it gives them time to learn how to write 'X', and they might even be able to read the names of the candidates by then as well.
Its very easy to register a prelife voter. At the moment, voting in primaries looks quite radical, just in the final, official election are we asking for prelife voter rights. All we need the signature of the mother, which will of course have to be legally defined within the amendment as the carrier of the prelife voter, and a picture of the prelife voter along with an identification card that hospitals can distribute when acquiring the picture. Reliable Gallop-polls of members and their families belonging to the "Prelife Voter Movement" show that seventy-eight percent of those polled trusts eighty-nine percent of pregant mothers can express her prelife voters wishes with near precision sixty-one percent of the time. Most people call it "mother's intuition".
No, that's far too open to electoral fraud by the parents.
The idea is to physically, mentally, and/or finacially punish those who lie, abort, lose the child, or give birth to a dead prelife voter. That should discourage such fraud.

Every day there will be a word of the day. And if someone says that word then he/she may be tickled to death :D

Edit: And given a chocolate ice cream afterwards of course.

The idea is to physically, mentally, and/or finacially punish those who lie, abort, lose the child, or give birth to a dead prelife voter. That should discourage such fraud.
I was wondering what would happen in the case of abortion...Maybe we could discount the votes made by subsequently aborted fetuses.

We could extend this further, actually - any voter who subsequently dies forfeits all rights to their estate, which goes to the government. Their vote will be discounted from any and all elections in which they have voted, going back up to 50 years.

Pensioners really will have only themselves to blame for the state of the country! :D

Emphatically Silly Party Manifesto:

The voting age to be lowered to 3. If politicians are going to behave like pre-schoolers, why can’t pre-schoolers vote?
Bananas to be reclassified as fish, and to be banned from trees. Any bananas found in trees will be shot on sight.
Slavery to be abolished (we’re just putting that in for a laugh).
Government policy shall be stolen from classic comedy programmes.
Self defence classes will concentrate specifically on attackers with point-ed sticks.
Jaffa Cakes shall be the national dish.
Terminally ill patients will be forced to take part in televised game shows. The winners of said shows will be allowed any drugs needed for their continued survival. The health service will be paid for by advertising proceeds from these shows.
Perennial educational underachievers will be forced into taking part in game shows similar to Takeshi’s Castle, but with more…ahem…fatal consequences for poor performance.
The economy shall be solely based on the export of Marmite. The only imports into the country shall be raw materials for the manufacture of Marmite, and cheese. We will have the world’s first money-poor, Marmite-rich economy.
January 3rd – April 17th will be a national holiday. April 21st – July 2nd will also be a national holiday. July 8th – September 27th will also be a national holiday, with the exception of August 11th – 17th, when the country shall have a week off for their leader’s birthday. October 1st – December 31st will be a national holiday, subject to approval from ESP ministers. Other national holidays will include January 1st, January 2nd, April 18th, April 19th, April 20th, July 3rd, July 4th, July 6th, July 7th, September 28th, September 29th, September 30th. Workers will be allowed to take July 5th off, provided they have a good reason. Applications to take July 5th off must be received by April 1st the year before. They will then be dealt with by Colin (the hamster) when he's in the office.



Rap, RnB, and Dance music to be banned – this was removed from the manifesto for being too serious.

Any suggestions for additions to the manifesto are welcome.

Vote ESP - none of the other choices make sense either.

Sounds FANTASTIC! How do I join?

In regards to number 5, what if the attacker is armed with a Banana or a Mango, what then?

Sounds FANTASTIC! How do I join?
Are you willing to partake in an amusing (for us) initiation ceremony? Are you willing to give your mind, your body, and your very spirit (rum is preferred) to the cause of silliness? Are you as crazy as Tribes?

If you answered yes to all the above, you're a liar, as no one is crazier than Tribes. But if you answered yes to the first two, then you can join.

In regards to number 5, what if the attacker is armed with a Banana or a Mango, what then?
It's the grapes you want to be worried about.

I was wondering what would happen in the case of abortion...Maybe we could discount the votes made by subsequently aborted fetuses.

We could extend this further, actually - any voter who subsequently dies forfeits all rights to their estate, which goes to the government. Their vote will be discounted from any and all elections in which they have voted, going back up to 50 years.
Bloody brilliant. That should stop people from dying. The sudden switch in cabinets in the middle of term would cause problems though. Should we start a new term or continue it? Turn back time?

I support this movement! Make all those you give "public service" pay! :p

Here's the deal..I LOVE this party and I'm gonna vote for it and wanna support it. But I also wanna whore and make fun of other parties with fancy slogans and picture dealies? Am I in?

Here's the deal..I LOVE this party and I'm gonna vote for it and wanna support it. But I also wanna whore and make fun of other parties with fancy slogans and picture dealies? Am I in?
Yeah, sure that's fine. So long as you make a bit of propaganda for us as well.

Yeah, sure that's fine. So long as you make a bit of propaganda for us as well.
Let me see what magic I have up my ass now. *reaches and pulls out...*


Vote for the Emphatically Silly Party
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A melted clock in every home!

It's a possibility, although there may be some problems in registering someone who's only just been conceived, and how would they make their mark on the ballot? I say 3 - it gives them time to learn how to write 'X', and they might even be able to read the names of the candidates by then as well.
Hey, if you can continue voting after you die (albeit in proxy), then why not allow people haven't been born yet to vote. I say cease this dispicable discrimination against non-breathers.

Let me see what magic I have up my ass now. *reaches and pulls out...*


Vote for the Emphatically Silly Party
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A melted clock in every home!
I like :D
Might add that to the manifesto - every voter receives a melted clock (subject to terms and conditions).

Terms & Conditions:
1. All voters for the ESP will receive a melted clock, provided the ESP (hereafter known as 'The Party') win a majority of the seats in the Parliament.
2. This is not a bribe.
3. The Party accepts no responsibility for any clocks not delivered or not working for any reason, including but not limited to meltedness; bacon; missing parts; broken parts; jam; postal strikes; governmental incompetence; cheesy mashed potato; earthquake; nuclear war (even if initiated by The Party); salmon mousse; and gravy.
4. This is not a bribe.
5. Receipt of the clock is an agreement to a legal contract on the part of the voter to vote for The Party in all subsequent elections, general or otherwise.
6. This is not a bribe.

Hey, if you can continue voting after you die (albeit in proxy), then why not allow people haven't been born yet to vote. I say cease this dispicable discrimination against non-breathers.
I have a simple argument against the above, and it is this:

Once you're dead, you have existed, and thus you can be said to always have existed, even if (pre-birth) it was only in potentia. However, pre-conception, there are many million sperm that may possibly become you. The bureaucracy required to register all these sperm would cost more than the annual GDP, especially as it is not possible to tax sperm. Furthermore, men (as they would vote by proxy for their sperm), are inherently lazy, and many can't be arsed to even record their own vote, let alone spend the entire day at the polling station recording votes for all of their sperm.

Even if we attempt a different method - by letting women vote for each one of their ova, this would still be a problem, albeit less so.

So, no, we won't be doing this.

But join the party anyway - free gift upon membership.

I have a simple argument against the above, and it is this:

Once you're dead, you have existed, and thus you can be said to always have existed, even if (pre-birth) it was only in potentia. However, pre-conception, there are many million sperm that may possibly become you. The bureaucracy required to register all these sperm would cost more than the annual GDP, especially as it is not possible to tax sperm. Furthermore, men (as they would vote by proxy for their sperm), are inherently lazy, and many can't be arsed to even record their own vote, let alone spend the entire day at the polling station recording votes for all of their sperm.

Even if we attempt a different method - by letting women vote for each one of their ova, this would still be a problem, albeit less so.

So, no, we won't be doing this.

But join the party anyway - free gift upon membership.I refuse to join. You sound far too serious. What with your not giving embryo's the right to vote. Universal suffrage my ass.

I refuse to join. You sound far too serious. What with your not giving embryo's the right to vote. Universal suffrage my ass.
Woah, woah, woah! Since when did we say anything about universal suffrage? I'm buggered if I'm going to give the universe the right to vote. What's it ever done for me? And if you have the vote, I'm sorry, but your ass can't have it. Too many people speak out of their asses, so if we let them and their ass have a vote, that's just begging them to commit electoral fraud.

I like, I like. However, why can't people pre-emptively and post-emptively vote? Sounds alright to me.

I believe, and have always believed, that this party is nothing less than the nail in the coffin of the NS General movement, the antithesis of all that is good and pure, and the pitchfork of Satan himself.

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http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/8383/hamster1gc.png

Just a couple left from last time.

I believe, and have always believed, that this party is nothing less than the nail in the coffin of the NS General movement, the antithesis of all that is good and pure, and the pitchfork of Satan himself.
VOTE ESP: WE AIM TO PLEASE AND FAIL HAPPILY, UNLIKE THOSE OTHER PARTIES WHO FAIL MISERABLY. AND NO-ONE WANTS TO BE MISERABLE.

Aha! The most unhinged acolyte from the last election is back! Nothing can stop us now! Except possibly the other parties and the electorate.

Aha! The most unhinged acolyte from the last election is back! Nothing can stop us now! Except possibly the other parties and the electorate.
Indeed, I still have a quote from last time in my sig. I was chuffed, let me tell you, but not as chuffed as my old computer was. So chuffed that it broke down in tears. Then just plain broke down.

VOTE ESP.

I believe, and have always believed, that this party is nothing less than the nail in the coffin of the NS General movement, the antithesis of all that is good and pure, and the pitchfork of Satan himself.
I'm not entirely sure if this is meant as a good thing or a bad thing. Whichever, vote ESP!

I am so joining this party :D

I'm not entirely sure if this is meant as a good thing or a bad thing. Whichever, vote ESP!

Nah.

By 'emphatically silly party' do you mean the BNP? their policies are ridiculously funny.

Liasia']By 'emphatically silly party' do you mean the BNP? their policies are ridiculously funny.

No, cuz then the BNP would be the Ridiculously Funny Party. This is the Emphatically Silly Party.

Get it straight!

No, cuz then the BNP would be the Ridiculously Funny Party. This is the Emphatically Silly Party.

Get it straight!

Well i was obviously emphatically silly to say that. BTW people, youre just ripping off the monster raving loony party- just so you know.

Liasia']Well i was obviously emphatically silly to say that. BTW people, youre just ripping off the monster raving loony party- just so you know.
And? I think you'll find the Militant Leftist Party is ripping off the Bolsheviks, the NS Conservative Party is ripping off the Tories, the Liberal Party is ripping off the Liberals, etc, etc. Probably the only party not actually ripping anything off is MOBRA, and I don't even know if they're running.

And by Emphatically Silly Party, we mean jam. Despite our manifesto, this party is contesting the election on a single issue - jam.

How about a funny slogan that has Chuck Norris in it?

I need to know what the party's stance is on the Ministry of Silly Walks. Will it continue to receive funding for its work in advancing the cause of silliness?

http://www.itavisen.no/images/pic9346.jpeg
DEMAND YOUR RIGHT TO WALK SILLY

I think that if the ESP, started an investigation into the average airspeed velocity of a swallow laden with a coconut. I would vote ESP. Of course they would have to find results for both European and African swallows, and compare those results whilst wearing silly hats.

How about a funny slogan that has Chuck Norris in it?
I never understood the whole Chuck Norris thing (as I was offline for a week when the CN threads started, and then couldn't be bothered to wade through hundreds of pages), so I think someone else should do that. I've already got Alan Sugar on our side (He likes winners, so he votes ESP).

I need to know what the party's stance is on the Ministry of Silly Walks. Will it continue to receive funding for its work in advancing the cause of silliness?

http://www.itavisen.no/images/pic9346.jpeg
DEMAND YOUR RIGHT TO WALK SILLY
We had a policy on this at the last election. Not sure what it was though. Of course the Ministry of Silly Walks will stay open - a course of action that no other party has as yet committed themselves to - and a complete review of government services will be undertaken once we have gained power. It is likely that funding will be increased, as we will have a considerably higher amount of disposable income arising from our policies in other areas, such as education and healthcare.


I think that if the ESP, started an investigation into the average airspeed velocity of a swallow laden with a coconut. I would vote ESP. Of course they would have to find results for both European and African swallows, and compare those results whilst wearing silly hats.
If it'll get you to vote for us, we'll do it.
ESP - THE PARTY WITH NO PRINCIPLES!
wait...no...
ESP - THE ONLY PARTY TO ADMIT IT HAS NO PRINCIPLES

VOTE ESP FOR JAM? JAM! JAAAAAAAAM!

Edit: GOD-motherfucking-damnit I think we need to make "Getting Jolt fucking fixed" one of our manifesto policies. Honestly, it's back on the 'I refuse to post more than one uppercase letter per word' thing again. :mad:

Listen you lot, I can't be bothered to read this thread, and I'll probably forget to check back and see if you reply to this post, but all the same, I think this is probably good (your party thing). I don't know what it's for, nor am I willing to expend any effort in its promotion, but I would like some small slice of the glory. I own a BT Voyager 2100 Wireless ADSL Router/Modem, two large sticks, one small stick, a sledgehammer and several hats. I trust that the existance of such items, which are possessed in a manner vaguely supportive of your cause, will be of some assistance.

Yours etc.,

Splang, in a white wine sauce, served with...

If it'll get you to vote for us, we'll do it.
ESP - THE PARTY WITH NO PRINCIPLES!
wait...no...
ESP - THE ONLY PARTY TO ADMIT IT HAS NO PRINCIPLES
It is nice to know that there is a party out there that values me enough to whore themselves to my every need.

Listen you lot, I can't be bothered to read this thread, and I'll probably forget to check back and see if you reply to this post, but all the same, I think this is probably good (your party thing). I don't know what it's for, nor am I willing to expend any effort in its promotion, but I would like some small slice of the glory. I own a BT Voyager 2100 Wireless ADSL Router/Modem, two large sticks, one small stick, a sledgehammer and several hats. I trust that the existance of such items, which are possessed in a manner vaguely supportive of your cause, will be of some assistance.

Yours etc.,

Splang, in a white wine sauce, served with...
I'm sure the team of scientists that are looking into the average airspeed velocity of a swallow laden with a coconut could use those hats.

I'm sure the team of scientists that are looking into the average airspeed velocity of a swallow laden with a coconut could use those hats.
We really need to put our creative caps on.

We really need to put our creative caps on.
Looks like the party may need to work "Buy Hats" into the budget somewhere.

Listen you lot, I can't be bothered to read this thread, and I'll probably forget to check back and see if you reply to this post, but all the same, I think this is probably good (your party thing). I don't know what it's for, nor am I willing to expend any effort in its promotion, but I would like some small slice of the glory. I own a BT Voyager 2100 Wireless ADSL Router/Modem, two large sticks, one small stick, a sledgehammer and several hats. I trust that the existance of such items, which are possessed in a manner vaguely supportive of your cause, will be of some assistance.

Yours etc.,

Splang, in a white wine sauce, served with...
I need details on the hats...I have plans for the small stick, one of the large sticks, and the sledgehammer, but it depends on the hats. Is one of them a red bobble hat?

I'm sure the team of scientists that are looking into the average airspeed velocity of a swallow laden with a coconut could use those hats.
Hang on...scientists? Whaddya mean, 'scientists'? Since when did you think we could afford scientists? I've got a small team of monkeys led by a flamingo working on that particular problem.

I need details on the hats...I have plans for the small stick, one of the large sticks, and the sledgehammer, but it depends on the hats. Is one of them a red bobble hat?
I'm afraid not. There is a black woolly hat, which lacks a bobble, and the only red one is a rather tattered fez, which has a gold tassle. However, I have some red electrical tape, this could be formed into a pseudo-hat that resembled a bobble hat from a distance.

I'm afraid not. There is a black woolly hat, which lacks a bobble, and the only red one is a rather tattered fez, which has a gold tassle. However, I have some red electrical tape, this could be formed into a pseudo-hat that resembled a bobble hat from a distance.
Hmmm...could be problems. I may want to borrow the fez to be used as a bucket in future - it could be used to carry a coconut in :p

Hmmm...could be problems. I may want to borrow the fez to be used as a bucket in future - it could be used to carry a coconut in :p
Very well, as long as you only ever hold the fez with your left hand, and pay due care and attention to the protection of the tassle. Is this acceptable?

Very well, as long as you only ever hold the fez with your left hand, and pay due care and attention to the protection of the tassle. Is this acceptable?
I would never think of doing something so despicable as holding the fez in my right hand! And the protection of the tassel will be my new purpose in life, second to the leadership of this glorious yet humble party.

[/QUOTE]ESP - THE PARTY WITH NO PRINCIPLES!
wait...no...
ESP - THE ONLY PARTY TO ADMIT IT HAS NO PRINCIPLES[/QUOTE]

How Honest of you!

All Hail the Great Party Of Insanity!!!!
Who'd ever thought politics could be so FUN?!

How Honest of you!

All Hail the Great Party Of Insanity!!!!
Who'd ever thought politics could be so FUN?!
Politics is specifically designed not to be fun. If it were fun, people might actually be interested, and then they'd all see precisely how badly a job the government is doing.

The ESP doesn't care if we do things wrong - we probably mean to.

Politics is specifically designed not to be fun. If it were fun, people might actually be interested, and then they'd all see precisely how badly a job the government is doing.

The ESP doesn't care if we do things wrong - we probably mean to.

Too true, Too true.

I would never think of doing something so despicable as holding the fez in my right hand! And the protection of the tassel will be my new purpose in life, second to the leadership of this glorious yet humble party.
Good, good! I wanted to be sure, please don't be offended.

Hang on...scientists? Whaddya mean, 'scientists'? Since when did you think we could afford scientists? I've got a small team of monkeys led by a flamingo working on that particular problem.
Well, isn't that what one means when they say scientist?

Well, isn't that what one means when they say scientist?
Well, I'm a scientist. Then again, I'm also a flamingo. But I'm working on that.

Our hats can be made of the thrifty material low density polyethylene! With ESP logos of course.

The election has started. And as I speak...well, actually, at the last time I checked, the ESP was lying 3rd in the voting. This can only be declared a victory for silliness! W0op wo0p!

I felt it apporpriate to show my support for the ESP by voting for another party (The one with moles).

I felt it apporpriate to show my support for the ESP by voting for another party (The one with moles).
What? Get out of this thread. There'll be no MOBRA voting here thank you very much. And I'm keeping the fez.

So where is the voting thread?

What? Get out of this thread. There'll be no MOBRA voting here thank you very much. And I'm keeping the fez.
I'm sorry, you call yourselves SILLY and yet you expect me vote in the serious voting thread in a serious way? How can you credibly claim silliness under these circumstances?

Anyway, that's not a fez, it's an otter.

I'm sorry, you call yourselves SILLY and yet you expect me vote in the serious voting thread in a serious way? How can you credibly claim silliness under these circumstances?

Anyway, that's not a fez, it's an otter.
Firstly, in answer to the questions, yes, and easily.
Secondly, a vote for the ESP is most certainly not voting in a serious way.
Thirdly, take a look at the thread - it's degenerated into Daistallia threatening to pie everyone. Hardly a serious thread.

An otter is better than a fez! You fool! Mwahahahhahahahahahha!!!!!11!!1!!!!!one!!!eleven!!!onehundredandeleventhousandonehundredandeleven!

I feel bad now. I did a silly thing it no good came of it.

My God, could this be true? Can irresponsible foolishnes really lead to anything but good for all concerned?

Wait until the otter wakes up, then you won't be so happy. The little fecker'll eat you out of house and home (well, fish).

:sniper: <- this emoticon has a gun. How is "shooting someone" an emotion. Not THAT'S silly.

I feel bad now. I did a silly thing it no good came of it.

My God, could this be true? Can irresponsible foolishnes really lead to anything but good for all concerned?
You have achieved true silly enlightenment. When the time comes, it is possible you will be offered a seat as an MP of the NS Parliament as a member of the ESP. However, we need 3 seats for that, as me and Tribes get the first two. So get canvassing! And I don't mean put a tent up!

Wait until the otter wakes up, then you won't be so happy. The little fecker'll eat you out of house and home (well, fish).
He will eat Marmite. And his name shall be Ernest D. Fortescue. The D stands for Dangerous.

:sniper: <- this emoticon has a gun. How is "shooting someone" an emotion. Not THAT'S silly.
Indeed.

Woo! 3 seats - a gain of 50% on the last election!
We need to decide who has the seats. Obviously I get one, and Tribes is offered one of the others, so that leaves one (or two if Tribes refuses or doesn't reply).

Here's a list of people I think deserve the seat:
Neo-K.
The Niaman
Mariehamn
Nadkor
Splang (not sure about this though, I don't know who s/he voted for)

Basically, I want a free-for-all mud wrestle. Winner gets the seat, but has to wash themselves first.

I want my position up for grabs, if only so I get to mud-wrestle.

The secret to a good mud-wrestle is strategically placed anti-personel mines. On everyone's knees.

I want my position up for grabs, if only so I get to mud-wrestle.

The secret to a good mud-wrestle is strategically placed anti-personel mines. On everyone's knees.
You can have your seat and take part in the mud wrestle. How does that sound? But no mines...I don't want to put dead people forward for seats. Amusing as it would be, I think that may be taking things a little too far.

You can have your seat and take part in the mud wrestle. How does that sound? But no mines...I don't want to put dead people forward for seats. Amusing as it would be, I think that may be taking things a little too far.
Oh, but it would be so Roman...

Meh. *mudwrestles everything*

Well, I'm far too lazy to do anything with the seat, and of course I showed my support by voting for another party (just for a giggle, it seemed the silly thing to do at the time), but I will happily participate in any mud-wrestling contests for the sheer enjoyment thereof.

I don't really want the seat, give it to Neo K, he's pretty silly.

That sounds fine to me, but can we mud wrestle anyway?

Eww...mud. Can't we do in a Jello-O instead?

Jello-O isn't vegetarian, it has gelatine in it. How about baked beans instead? I mean the ones on tomato sauce, of course.

You want the seat, you mud-wrestle. Actually...how about custard?

Mud, custard, beans or any combination of the above are fine by me.

how does e.s.p. compare with the right to laugh party.

http://www.wakeuplaughing.com/

or are you in some way asilliated?

i also wanted to add, this is the best thread i've seen on ns in any of it's forums! (as long and at any time as i've been here)

=^^=
.../\...

*releases a lake of mud and jam onto the Party*

*releases a lake of mud and jam onto the Party*

WAHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Frolicking in the lake of mud and jam*

JUMP IN EVERYBODY! IT'S....WARM! *Devilishly Amusing Laugh*

Right. Neo-K and Mariehamn have voiced interest in taking the seat. If The Niaman wants to join in the mud/custard/jam/beans-wrestle, s/he may. I'll be back tomorrow to adjudicate the winner (ie. who makes me laugh the most/is the silliest).

Let the wrestling begin!

HEY! NEO-K! TAKE THIS!
*Smears custard/beans/jell-o/jam on N-K's face, up nose, in mouth*
;)
COME AND GET ME!!!
:p

*lurks menacingly in the bottom of the mud/custard/jam/beans*

OMG i sed bottom!!!!!11

*Takes a mouthful of the wonderful "water"*

:D TASTES LIKE CHICKEN!

S[o] y-ou think "you" |ca\n beat m<e>, (huh)?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH=HHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Space monkey from Jupiter flying cow Manchester United sporks everywheere! Collidoenrbf fbn heeeeeeeeof rock us more ALLAHU AKBAR shabuupana! fjkbtg :gundge:


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S[o] y-ou think "you" |ca\n beat m<e>, (huh)?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH=HHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Space monkey from Jupiter flying cow Manchester United sporks everywheere! Collidoenrbf fbn heeeeeeeeof rock us more ALLAHU AKBAR shabuupana! fjkbtg :gundge:


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I don*t know what the hell I just did...


*Staring with a confused look*

I didn't understand a word you just said. *shrug shoulders* oh, well

*dives back into 'pool'*

I FOUND IT!

OOO Rubber Ducky, I missed you!!! *smooch*:p

Hey, ow!

LET GO OF MEEE *splash as Splang dunks me under*

It's a close one, I'll admit. But the winner of the first annual* ESP mud/custard/jello/beans-wrestling event is.....
*DRUMROLL*

*FURTHER DRUMROLL*

Will someone catch that goddamn drum please? Thank you.

The winner is...Neo-K!

It was the sporks that did it.


*'First annual' does not necessarily mean there will be another event. Nor does it mean that the event will take place annually.

:smirks:

ESP had my vote.


/was suprised at the amount the conservative party got.