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The most controversial thread yet!!!

Zilam
10-03-2006, 04:16
Beware this thread will piss people off beyond all end. Might even cause a civil war in NS general. Fire Fighters, prepare to put out the flames, Troll hunters, arm yourselves well, and fat people, get ready to eat some spam!



So...Chocolate or Regular milk? I know...This is a very very serious subject. Please handle it with care.;)
Zatarack
10-03-2006, 04:17
Chocolate, and I'm prepared to insult the toes of anyone who disagree.
SoWiBi
10-03-2006, 04:17
Both. I don't discriminate against any milk of any skin color.
Ladamesansmerci
10-03-2006, 04:18
Chocolate, and I'm prepared to insult the toes of anyone who disagree.

Chocolate also, and I'm prepared to stab the toes of anyone who disagree. :p
Grainne Ni Malley
10-03-2006, 04:18
This is exactly the type of controversial subject I enjoy wasting my very precious time on. Regular milk. Chocolate ruins the taste of milk.
Zilam
10-03-2006, 04:19
Both. I don't discriminate against any milk of any skin color.


Damn liberals..With their love, tolerance, and equality.:rolleyes:
Zatarack
10-03-2006, 04:20
This is exactly the type of controversial subject I enjoy wasting my very precious time on. Regular milk. Chocolate ruins the taste of milk.

Like it had taste to begin with.

Drink chocolate milk.
Get working toes.
SoWiBi
10-03-2006, 04:20
Damn liberals..With their love, tolerance, and equality.:rolleyes:
I'm European, so careful with that label.
Zilam
10-03-2006, 04:21
I'm European, so careful with that label.


Damn Europeans...
Peechland
10-03-2006, 04:21
I cant stand anything but skim.
Luporum
10-03-2006, 04:21
White milk is superior.
PsychoticDan
10-03-2006, 04:21
whatever, homo
Demented Hamsters
10-03-2006, 04:27
Banana flavoured milk
Grainne Ni Malley
10-03-2006, 04:27
Like it had taste to begin with.

Drink chocolate milk.
Get working toes.


I see that your taste buds are not refined enough to detect the subtle delicacy of uncorrupted milk. Putting chocolate in milk is nothing short of pollution. Keep milk pure!
Luporum
10-03-2006, 04:30
whatever, homo

Whatever you say Grunts.

White milk, uncorrupted, untainted, pure.
Ladamesansmerci
10-03-2006, 04:31
I see that your taste buds are not refined enough to detect the subtle delicacy of uncorrupted milk. Putting chocolate in milk is nothing short of pollution. Keep milk pure!

and i see that your toes are in need of more stabbing.:D
Secluded Islands
10-03-2006, 04:31
regular milk.

chocolate milk makes me sick. i cant drink it...
Zilam
10-03-2006, 04:33
White milk is superior.


my attempt at a hitler gallon of milkhttp://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a192/piggy_g87/25311019135053.jpg

this is better though

http://www.adelaideinstitute.org/images/photos2/Adolf%20Hitler%20Got%20Milk%5B0%5D.jpg
Grainne Ni Malley
10-03-2006, 04:34
and i see that your toes are in need of more stabbing.:D

What can I say? I'm masochistic. Stab on. I'll defend white milk to the death (of my toes at any rate).
Blanco Azul
10-03-2006, 04:39
This poll needs more options... those of us who like our whole milk don't want to associate ourselves with 2%, 1%, skim, or *shudder* soy milk.
Itinerate Tree Dweller
10-03-2006, 04:42
I am allergic to milk.

So, grape juice.
Zatarack
10-03-2006, 04:42
I see that your taste buds are not refined enough to detect the subtle delicacy of uncorrupted milk. Putting chocolate in milk is nothing short of pollution. Keep milk pure!

I started chocolate milk after events in my childhood caused me to associate worms(which disgust me to no end) with milk. I've never looked back.
Zilam
10-03-2006, 04:43
This poll needs more options... those of us who like our whole milk don't want to associate ourselves with 2%, 1%, skim, or *shudder* soy milk.
well you know what...bite me...White milk is white milk..no matter 2 or 1%...they should be united in whiteness!
Zilam
10-03-2006, 04:45
I am allergic to milk.

So, grape juice.


off to the gas cham....umm..uh....showers...
Zatarack
10-03-2006, 04:45
my attempt at a hitler gallon of milkhttp://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a192/piggy_g87/25311019135053.jpg

this is better though

http://www.adelaideinstitute.org/images/photos2/Adolf%20Hitler%20Got%20Milk%5B0%5D.jpg

I wonder what would happen if that appeared in a magazine. Whatever happened, I'd love to see it.
SoWiBi
10-03-2006, 04:46
White milk is superior.
Only after it started to develop those blue eye-like thingies on it..
Grainne Ni Malley
10-03-2006, 04:47
I started chocolate milk after events in my childhood caused me to associate worms(which disgust me to no end) with milk. I've never looked back.


If I had to associate milk with maggots or other types of worms I would probably feel the same way. I do eat chocolate and wash it down with regular milk if that counts in any way.
Carnivorous Lickers
10-03-2006, 04:57
I use little milk- jus ta shot in my coffee or tea-But I do prefer skim.

On rare occaisons, I do enjoy a glass of chocolate milk. Regular milk seems to sit in my stomach like lead.
Blanco Azul
10-03-2006, 05:11
well you know what...bite me...White milk is white milk..no matter 2 or 1%...they should be united in whiteness! But they taste different to the refined milk conosuor!

You are also missing:
Water buffalo milk, goat milk, camel milk, yak milk, reindeer milk, mare's milk, pasturized milk, nonpasturized milk, coconut milk, almond milk, rice milk, and milk of magnesia. :D
The Squadron
10-03-2006, 06:49
What about Strawberry milk?

Seriously though, when it comes to chocolate vs. white milk, have it both ways. Mix the two!
Undelia
10-03-2006, 06:55
Well, this thread topic is lame, but the OP's desperate attempt to be humorous are lamer.
Erastide
10-03-2006, 07:21
Truly? Chocolate milk from Hershey's syrup and 2%. On a regular basis, Chocolate Soy Milk, and when I can get it (as in I'm at my parents) regular white milk.

Basically.... milk is good. All by itself, combined with supreme chocolate...
Saige Dragon
10-03-2006, 07:46
Banana flavoured milk

You wouldn't be from Maryland would you?

Strawberry all the way as far as milk goes.
Zilam
10-03-2006, 08:03
Well, this thread topic is lame, but the OP's desperate attempt to be humorous are lamer.


Oh that makes me cry :(
Jig A Bootia
10-03-2006, 12:54
Who wants to drink cow-squeezin's anyway?:D
Mariehamn
10-03-2006, 12:58
Lactose intolerant. Free the cows or eat them!
Laerod
10-03-2006, 13:00
White milk. Real milk, not the watered down crap you get in America. :D
BackwoodsSquatches
10-03-2006, 13:02
Banana flavoured milk


A Pox upon your house!

May you suffer for you infidel banana-milk loving ways!
Katganistan
10-03-2006, 13:03
So...Chocolate or Regular milk? I know...This is a very very serious subject. Please handle it with care.;)

You're joking, right? Chocolate, of course. And DEATH TO ALL UNBELIEVERS IN THE ALMIGHTY COCOA BEAN!!! ;)
Jig A Bootia
10-03-2006, 13:26
We should save all milk to feed calfs. Milk-fed veal for dinner anyone?
Delator
10-03-2006, 13:26
So...Chocolate or Regular milk? I know...This is a very very serious subject. Please handle it with care.;)

Fuck 'em both...

...Strawberry milk FTW.

http://pds.egloos.com/pds/1/200501/12/37/b0040037_1301791.jpg
Psychopathic Warmonger
10-03-2006, 13:29
You're joking, right? Chocolate, of course. And DEATH TO ALL UNBELIEVERS IN THE ALMIGHTY COCOA BEAN!!! ;)

Amen, Amen and Amen. This guys got his head screwed on the right way!

BURN THE HERETICS! :D
New Burmesia
10-03-2006, 17:56
Argh, I used to drink milk to the point where it (according to my doctor) gave me bladder stones. I can't get enough of it.

Although i've never seen chocolate milk in the UK before. Is it some American thing?
Zolworld
10-03-2006, 18:19
I love milk, full fat cravendale especially. Not only is it nicer than regular mlk, it has a longer sell by date too! but it only lasts one day because its so delicious. And thats why I have IBS.
Pantygraigwen
10-03-2006, 18:29
Chocolate, and I'm prepared to insult the toes of anyone who disagree.

Chocolate should not be consumed in liquid form, it's an abomination. End of.
Durass
10-03-2006, 18:35
Both. I don't discriminate against any milk of any skin color.

While I don't discriminate on colour, I definitely discriminate against milk with "skin."
Zanato
10-03-2006, 18:43
I don't drink milk. There are far more appealing beverages.
The Blue Camel
11-03-2006, 00:02
dairy intolerance, lets just eat cows rather than milk them!
The Blue Camel
11-03-2006, 00:02
Goats & Sheep milk far more yummy anyway.
Potarius
11-03-2006, 00:05
Chocolate. Whether it's Dutch, Swiss, or "Default" (no special processes --- just pure cocoa), it beats regular milk.

Though regular milk is quite good itself.
Potarius
11-03-2006, 00:06
Fuck 'em both...

...Strawberry milk FTW.

http://pds.egloos.com/pds/1/200501/12/37/b0040037_1301791.jpg

Strawberry milk is really good stuff, man. Chocolate's still my thing, though.
Ifreann
11-03-2006, 00:06
Chocolate shouldn't be added to milk, it's the other way around. A pox on the fool who thought of flavouring milk. It's feckin fine as it is!
Pythogria
11-03-2006, 00:21
Go White Milk!
Kzord
11-03-2006, 00:26
It depends what the milk is for. Chocolate milk is nice to drink on its own, but if you're using the milk with something else, you need normal milk.
Terrorist Cakes
11-03-2006, 00:31
I don't like regular milk. It tastes awful. Chocolate milk I can handle, but not too often. I get my dairy through milkshakes, ice-cream, and cheese.
Pure Metal
11-03-2006, 00:43
semi-skimmed pwns, dawg.
Kinda Sensible people
11-03-2006, 01:00
Acidophilous Milk. It's the only kind of milk I can drink without spending the rest of the day having intimate conversations with the toilet. Lactose Intollerance sucks. :(
Dinaverg
11-03-2006, 02:32
I'm still wondering what happened to the plans against the Skimetariat. But yeah, choco for teh win, strawberry is better than both though.
Norleans
11-03-2006, 02:40
White milk, Chocolate milk, why can't we all just get along? :p
Libertas Veritas
11-03-2006, 02:41
What about Strawberry milk?

Seriously though, when it comes to chocolate vs. white milk, have it both ways. Mix the two!

You can do that?
Dinaverg
11-03-2006, 02:54
You can do that?

Yeah, I was gonna mention how stupid that sounds, you just get milk that's half as chocolatey