NationStates Jolt Archive

A Political Party broadcast. (Probably has been done already)

We, as the semi-official (feel free to make another one if you want) Apathy Party of NationStates,

Will do whatever our electorate tell us to do, because we don't care enough personally to want to do anything differently.
Will consult the electorate on every single parliamentary issue due to a lack of imagination or interest on the parts of our MPs.
Are intending to throw aside the current "Cult of Personality" trend in politics, because we don't honestly give a hoot about what you think about us.
That's it.

For anyone who doesn't care about local politics.

You're going to consult the electorate who voted for the apathy party on every single parliamentary issue? What makes you think they'll care enough to voice an opinion?

You're going to consult the electorate who voted for the apathy party on every single parliamentary issue? What makes you think they'll care enough to voice an opinion?
They probably won't. That's kinda the point. If they don't care enough to voice an opinion, we won't care enough about it to do anything about it.

EDIT: Slight misunderstanding. By electorate, I meant the voting public.

A Political Party broadcast. (Probably has been done already)

We, as the semi-official (feel free to make another one if you want) Apathy Party of NationStates,

Will do whatever our electorate tell us to do, because we don't care enough personally to want to do anything differently.
Will consult the electorate on every single parliamentary issue due to a lack of imagination or interest on the parts of our MPs.
Are intending to throw aside the current "Cult of Personality" trend in politics, because we don't honestly give a hoot about what you think about us.
That's it.

For anyone who doesn't care about local politics.


Perhaps you should just truncate the whole thing and promise to abstain from every vote.

I would join the apathy party but I am not sure I can be bothered.