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New Seamonster Found!

Keruvalia
09-03-2006, 00:37
This is awesome.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/science/03/08/furry.lobster.ap/index.html

I wonder what it tastes like.
Lunatic Goofballs
09-03-2006, 00:38
Blonde Lobsters! :eek:
Gartref
09-03-2006, 00:39
A lobster with blonde fur???? Any relation to the bearded clam?
Fass
09-03-2006, 00:39
Gaah, kill it, kill it, kill it! Smash it with a bat! It's creeping me out.
Moustopia
09-03-2006, 00:40
I can just feel the blonde lobster jokes coming. That is really weird/cool though.
Lunatic Goofballs
09-03-2006, 00:41
This is awesome.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/science/03/08/furry.lobster.ap/index.html

I wonder what it tastes like.

What a perfectly natural response, too. Whenever man discovers a new animal for the first time, they go, "Whoa! What the hell is that thing! ...Lets eat it."
Kamsaki
09-03-2006, 00:44
I give this thing about 5 years before it's hunted to extinction in the name of the Almighty Fashion.
Sarkhaan
09-03-2006, 00:47
*starts boiling water*

who wants some butter with theirs?
Anarchic Conceptions
09-03-2006, 00:48
I can just feel the blonde lobster jokes coming.

I think this is the best I have seen.

i bet that in addition to the blonde hair, it has blue eyes too.

all hail our aryan overlords!
Lunatic Goofballs
09-03-2006, 00:49
*starts boiling water*

who wants some butter with theirs?

It's yellow. Mayby it's already buttery. That'd be convenient, wouldn't it? Pre-buttered lobsters. :)
Drunk commies deleted
09-03-2006, 00:49
*starts boiling water*

who wants some butter with theirs?
I'll take some. And some shaving cream please.
Kamsaki
09-03-2006, 00:49
It's yellow. Mayby it's already buttery. That'd be convenient, wouldn't it? Pre-buttered lobsters. :)
Shh. You'll get the creationists on us. >_>
Anarchic Conceptions
09-03-2006, 00:51
Shh. You'll get the creationists on us. >_>

Can there be any better evidence that God wanted us to eat them if they come pre-buttered?
Lunatic Goofballs
09-03-2006, 00:51
I think this is the best I have seen.

The easiest way to catch a Blonde Lobster is to pour some tequila on it. It'll immediately flip onto it's back and spread it's flippers out.

:)
Anarchic Conceptions
09-03-2006, 00:53
The easiest way to catch a Blonde Lobster is to pour some tequila on it. It'll immediately flip onto it's back and spread it's flippers out.

:)

Ha ha ha :D

Close but no cigar. Nazis pwn all (except Russian winters)
Whereyouthinkyougoing
09-03-2006, 00:56
This is awesome.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/science/03/08/furry.lobster.ap/index.html

I wonder what it tastes like.
Egads! :eek: It looks like a spider in Ugg boots. *shudders*
Sexy Soviets
09-03-2006, 00:56
That lobster makes me want to touch myself. Just thought you should know.
:)
Gymoor II The Return
09-03-2006, 00:59
Shh. You'll get the creationists on us. >_>

I have a new God(dess) to worship.

All hail Kiwa, the Polynesian goddess of crustaceans!
Gartref
09-03-2006, 01:23
I am having a drink at my favorite seafood joint, when the front door opens and in walks a Blonde lobster. She saunters over to the bar and claws her way up on to the barstool next to me. "This is amazing" says I," I just looked at the menu and they have an entree named after you."

"What!?", she squealed," They have an entree named Bambi?"
Asbena
09-03-2006, 01:28
I am having a drink at my favorite seafood joint, when the front door opens and in walks a Blonde lobster. She saunters over to the bar and claws her way up on to the barstool next to me. "This is amazing" says I," I just looked at the menu and they have an entree named after you."

"What!?", she squealed," They have an entree named Bambi?"


How was that funny...

Though this is pretty cool...but what's the relation to me lol! Such a hairy lobster can't taste good anyways...
Gartref
09-03-2006, 03:40
How was that funny...

Though this is pretty cool...but what's the relation to me lol! Such a hairy lobster can't taste good anyways...

You're right. Yours is much funnier.


Fair Warning: I have just renamed my garage-band "Blonde Lobster" - so those of you thinking that would be a good name for a band - it's too late - I've already taken it.
Megaloria
09-03-2006, 03:43
So that's where fuzzy handcuffs come from.
Vittos Ordination2
09-03-2006, 03:53
I wonder if the carpet matches the curtains.
Teh_pantless_hero
09-03-2006, 03:59
It was a... rock lobster!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lie0Y8sWvRc&search=rock%20lobster
Greater Gekkonidae
09-03-2006, 04:05
I want mine Cajun style.
Demented Hamsters
09-03-2006, 04:38
Egads! :eek: It looks like a spider in Ugg boots. *shudders*
So you think it's a chav lobster?
Unabashed Greed
09-03-2006, 04:49
I posted this thread earlier today!

:p

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=472176
Peechland
09-03-2006, 04:50
It's so pretty. :fluffle:
Charlen
09-03-2006, 04:52
That's the cutest lobster I've ever seen ^^ I wanna pet it...