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This is awesome.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/science/03/08/furry.lobster.ap/index.html

I wonder what it tastes like.

Blonde Lobsters! :eek:

A lobster with blonde fur???? Any relation to the bearded clam?

Gaah, kill it, kill it, kill it! Smash it with a bat! It's creeping me out.

I can just feel the blonde lobster jokes coming. That is really weird/cool though.

This is awesome.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/science/03/08/furry.lobster.ap/index.html

I wonder what it tastes like.

What a perfectly natural response, too. Whenever man discovers a new animal for the first time, they go, "Whoa! What the hell is that thing! ...Lets eat it."

I give this thing about 5 years before it's hunted to extinction in the name of the Almighty Fashion.

*starts boiling water*

who wants some butter with theirs?

I can just feel the blonde lobster jokes coming.

I think this is the best I have seen.

i bet that in addition to the blonde hair, it has blue eyes too.

all hail our aryan overlords!

*starts boiling water*

who wants some butter with theirs?

It's yellow. Mayby it's already buttery. That'd be convenient, wouldn't it? Pre-buttered lobsters. :)

*starts boiling water*

who wants some butter with theirs?
I'll take some. And some shaving cream please.

It's yellow. Mayby it's already buttery. That'd be convenient, wouldn't it? Pre-buttered lobsters. :)
Shh. You'll get the creationists on us. >_>

Shh. You'll get the creationists on us. >_>

Can there be any better evidence that God wanted us to eat them if they come pre-buttered?

I think this is the best I have seen.

The easiest way to catch a Blonde Lobster is to pour some tequila on it. It'll immediately flip onto it's back and spread it's flippers out.

:)

The easiest way to catch a Blonde Lobster is to pour some tequila on it. It'll immediately flip onto it's back and spread it's flippers out.

:)

Ha ha ha :D

Close but no cigar. Nazis pwn all (except Russian winters)

This is awesome.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/science/03/08/furry.lobster.ap/index.html

I wonder what it tastes like.
Egads! :eek: It looks like a spider in Ugg boots. *shudders*

That lobster makes me want to touch myself. Just thought you should know.
:)

Shh. You'll get the creationists on us. >_>

I have a new God(dess) to worship.

All hail Kiwa, the Polynesian goddess of crustaceans!

I am having a drink at my favorite seafood joint, when the front door opens and in walks a Blonde lobster. She saunters over to the bar and claws her way up on to the barstool next to me. "This is amazing" says I," I just looked at the menu and they have an entree named after you."

"What!?", she squealed," They have an entree named Bambi?"

I am having a drink at my favorite seafood joint, when the front door opens and in walks a Blonde lobster. She saunters over to the bar and claws her way up on to the barstool next to me. "This is amazing" says I," I just looked at the menu and they have an entree named after you."

"What!?", she squealed," They have an entree named Bambi?"


How was that funny...

Though this is pretty cool...but what's the relation to me lol! Such a hairy lobster can't taste good anyways...

How was that funny...

Though this is pretty cool...but what's the relation to me lol! Such a hairy lobster can't taste good anyways...

You're right. Yours is much funnier.


Fair Warning: I have just renamed my garage-band "Blonde Lobster" - so those of you thinking that would be a good name for a band - it's too late - I've already taken it.

So that's where fuzzy handcuffs come from.

I wonder if the carpet matches the curtains.

It was a... rock lobster!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lie0Y8sWvRc&search=rock%20lobster

I want mine Cajun style.

Egads! :eek: It looks like a spider in Ugg boots. *shudders*
So you think it's a chav lobster?

I posted this thread earlier today!

:p

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=472176

It's so pretty. :fluffle:

That's the cutest lobster I've ever seen ^^ I wanna pet it...