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New Animal Resembling Furry Lobster Found (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060308/ap_on_sc/france_new_crustacean)

You have to see it to believe it. It looks like a Jim Henson puppet.

What does it taste like?

i bet that in addition to the blonde hair, it has blue eyes too.

all hail our aryan overlords!

What does it taste like?

Bork bork. Borkity borkity.

The Swedish Chef will tell us.

i bet that in addition to the blonde hair, it has blue eyes too.

all hail our aryan overlords!

I'm having a really hard time fathoming how stupid you are. Unless of course you're just spamming, in which case carry on.

awww so cute and fwuffy. *hugs*.

New Animal Resembling Furry Lobster Found (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060308/ap_on_sc/france_new_crustacean)

You have to see it to believe it. It looks like a Jim Henson puppet.


I found that creature when I was two years old. I collect them all the time. They're great with pasta.

I'm having a really hard time fathoming how stupid you are. Unless of course you're just spamming, in which case carry on.
If you really are new to the forum, and not just a puppet of an older nation, I suggest you take the time to form a more informed opinion of other posters. Reading the ToS is also a good idea. Flaming another poster is not accepted here.

I'm having a really hard time fathoming how stupid you are. Unless of course you're just spamming, in which case carry on.

Dude, you need to get your humor meter checked.

In any case the lobster lives too deep (about 7,500 feet) to use eyes. It's blind, and only posesses a "vesitgial membrane" where they would normally be.

I'm having a really hard time fathoming how stupid you are. Unless of course you're just spamming, in which case carry on.

hey man, i was having trouble figuring out whether it was going to be aryan übermenschen or crab people that were destined to rule us all. turns out they are one and the same.

Rock Lobster?

In any case the lobster lives too deep (about 7,500 feet) to use eyes. It's blind, and only posesses a "vesitgial membrane" where they would normally be.

a blue vestigial membrane, thank you very much

oh neat!

That is so f-ing nasty. Kill the little shits, kill them all! :mad:

:sniper: :gundge: :mp5:

nuh uh!!

I want one for a pet - hopefully with a fricken "laser" attached to it's head

That is so f-ing nasty. Kill the little shits, kill them all! :mad:

:sniper: :gundge: :mp5:
Yes, by steaming them and serving their corpses with drawn butter.

Yes, by steaming them and serving their corpses with drawn butter.

All that hair though, *gag*.

looks like a tick on roids...:p

Flaming another poster is not accepted here.

In some cases, that's true. It all boils down to where you veer on the political spectrum. Generally, the further to the left someone leans, the greater the chance is they can get away with flaming.

it only seems that way because the people on the right of the political spectrum are always causing so much trouble, you just see a lot more of them get punished. :p

I feel that there could be a market niche for these things - fluffy crustaceans.
We need to harvest them from the sea and sell them as soveniers - think of the money!

(btw, is there an issue like that? - it could be quite good)

it only seems that way because the people on the right of the political spectrum are always causing so much trouble, you just see a lot more of them get punished. :p

True, but one of the nastiest posters on here (who I won't name; and no, it's not someone who posted in this thread) gets away with personal attacks, trolling, baiting, and flaming all the time, and, to my knowledge, has never even received a warning.

In some cases, that's true. It all boils down to where you veer on the political spectrum. Generally, the further to the left someone leans, the greater the chance is they can get away with flaming.
Well that's an interesting, and unprovable theory. I've seen very few instances of a poster directly attacking another, and getting away with it 'because of where they fall on the political spectrum'. Assholery is independent of political alignment.

I'm speaking as one who sometimes falls prey to assholery, by the way...and believe me, I've been spanked for it.

Hey, Roach...TG me who you're talking about? (the nasty one who gets away with it)

All that hair though, *gag*.
So we shave them first.

So we shave them first.
Yes, the long-hair days of the 70s are clearly gone. Shaving is an elegant, and tasteful solution. Or should I say...tasty?

Yes, the long-hair days of the 70s are clearly gone. Shaving is an elegant, and tasteful solution. Or should I say...tasty?
Yeah, but crabs were never in style.

Yeah, but crabs were never in style.
Hopefully they never will be. *shudders*

It's not creepy, it's adorable! (It must be. Fluffy=adorable)

It's not creepy, it's adorable! (It must be. Fluffy=adorable)

Kodiaks and Polar bears are fluffy, but I don't advise hugging either anytime soon.

What does it taste like?


I'm betting chicken.

I wonder if a couple of those would make a good coat... Or a wig.

I wonder if a couple of those would make a good coat... Or a wig.

I say it would. Although you'd have to kill an awful lot of them. So they'd probably be incredibly expensive wigs and coats.

Personally I think these things would make better attack animals. Think about it, someone see's one scuttling towards them and they're thinkin 'Aww look at the cute fluffy thingy'. Then it gets busy with the pincers.

I say it would. Although you'd have to kill an awful lot of them. So they'd probably be incredibly expensive wigs and coats.

Personally I think these things would make better attack animals. Think about it, someone see's one scuttling towards them and they're thinkin 'Aww look at the cute fluffy thingy'. Then it gets busy with the pincers.

I'll get busy with YOUR pincers. (I'm sorry, I cant help myself sometimes...)

Anyhoo, I want one! I want THAT one even!

looks like a tick on roids...:p

A hairy tick at that.

"Tell me Arthur... what brand of razor and cream do you recommend for a nigh-indestructible superhero who needs to shave?"

:fluffle: I like the furry purry little lobster-likes! Yay for furry marine creatures!:fluffle:

In some cases, that's true. It all boils down to where you veer on the political spectrum. Generally, the further to the left someone leans, the greater the chance is they can get away with flaming.

Yeah, all the mods are left wing, aren't they? ;)

Looks like a tail-less Spider Mokey bred with a Macadamia nut...

it does look cute. i'm not sure it would be possible to keep one as a pet. if it comes from such great depthes could it survive at the same atmospheric pressures we can? i'd love to have a plushie of one though.

great challange for soft sculpture artists.

not that i could afford to make it worth their time.
i'd just love to see it dont
if that isn't what we're already looking at.

=^^=
.../\...

nuh uh!!

I want one for a pet - hopefully with a fricken "laser" attached to it's head

Imagine one of those crawling into your bed at night to snuggle under the nice, warm covern, next to your feet.

Yeah, all the mods are left wing, aren't they? ;)
Melkor is definitely a pinko commie.

The lobster thingies are cute... Fluffy, tasty, big pincers... What more would you want in a pet? :)

*Poekje!*:D

It looks sorta sweet and cuddly, hehe

A hairy tick at that.

"Tell me Arthur... what brand of razor and cream do you recommend for a nigh-indestructible superhero who needs to shave?"


"Spooon!"

Someone out there will be making and wearing a "furry lobster" suit now.

I have just one question: What do they taste like?

Whoa! A fuzzy lobster, I can sort of understand that; but a blonde lobster?! Tha'ts just strange.

Whoa! A fuzzy lobster, I can sort of understand that; but a blonde lobster?! Tha'ts just strange.

Strange but way in some way strangely arousing...:eek:

i bet that in addition to the blonde hair, it has blue eyes too.

all hail our aryan overlords!
Actually, the article says it has NO eyes, only vestigial membranes. NOW what?

In some cases, that's true. It all boils down to where you veer on the political spectrum. Generally, the further to the left someone leans, the greater the chance is they can get away with flaming.
You noticed that too, eh? :(

I wouldn't want one, all that hair is gonna be a flea and tick magnet. :eek:

You noticed that too, eh? :(
And again with the persecution complex.

And again with the persecution complex.

The fact that they can whine about being tragic victims of Anti-Americanism and not be censored or banned on a non-American board eludes them as well.

it does look cute. i'm not sure it would be possible to keep one as a pet. if it comes from such great depthes could it survive at the same atmospheric pressures we can? i'd love to have a plushie of one though.

great challange for soft sculpture artists.

not that i could afford to make it worth their time.
i'd just love to see it dont
if that isn't what we're already looking at.

=^^=
.../\...

I might be a little rusty on my Marine Biology, but I do know that if one of those mutated-alien-spidermonkey-crab-thingys were to be brought to the surface, it would blow up...:eek: :D

That's crazy! Lobsters are supposed to be brunettes.

At least if I remember Orgazmo correctly.

That's crazy! Lobsters are supposed to be brunettes.

At least if I remember Orgazmo correctly.

Orgazmo knows all *nods*

I feel that there could be a market niche for these things - fluffy crustaceans.
We need to harvest them from the sea and sell them as soveniers - think of the money!

(btw, is there an issue like that? - it could be quite good)

A note: said "fur" likely has none but the most superficial of structural and functional affinities with mammalian hair.

That being said, "hirsute" crustaceans are not all that unusual.

That's crazy! Lobsters are supposed to be brunettes.

It's not a lobster at all.

Just looking at it, I doubt it's edible.

But can't you just see a stuffed toy of it on some little girl's bed? It's cute.

Just looking at it, I doubt it's edible.

How so, pray tell?

That thing's not creepy, it's cute.

How so, pray tell?

In lobsters, the meat is primarily in the tail and claws. There's no place for meat on this. I suppose, technically it can be edible, there's just nothing on it to eat.

In lobsters, the meat is primarily in the tail and claws. There's no place for meat on this. I suppose, technically it can be edible, there's just nothing on it to eat.

Doesn't stop people from sucking on crab's legs. Or pig's feet.

People will eat anything.

Doesn't stop people from sucking on crab's legs. Or pig's feet.

People will eat anything.

Espically if alcohol or money is involved.

Especially when it is Deep Fried.

OK based off of having seen pictures of deep sea hairy worms, I'm going to guess that the hairs contain extremophile bacteria that exist in symbiosis with the crab, helping him survive sticking his arms in hot places, if this turns out to be true.. I CALLED IT!

OK based off of having seen pictures of deep sea hairy worms, I'm going to guess that the hairs contain extremophile bacteria that exist in symbiosis with the crab, helping him survive sticking his arms in hot places, if this turns out to be true.. I CALLED IT!

Then how do you cook it?

HAs anyone thought it might be a symbiotic lifeform? It could be a evolved or deformed lobster that's albino, that has merged with some sort of unknown plant to better itself?

Wasn't there already a thread about these Aryan lobsters?