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The Pope is evil incarnate?

The Infinite Dunes
08-03-2006, 00:17
Look! You only have to look at his picture to see what I mean. It's the first time I've seen a picture of the new Pope. Just look at the eyes, and that grin. Evil!
http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/news/archives/papab.jpg
Drunk commies deleted
08-03-2006, 00:18
Come on now, he's our first Hitler-Youth pope. Give him a fair chance before you denounce him as pure evil. After all, he presided over the organ of the church responsible for the inquisition and nobody can prove he tortured or burned anyone at the stake.
Kyronea
08-03-2006, 00:21
Look! You only have to look at his picture to see what I mean. It's the first time I've seen a picture of the new Pope. Just look at the eyes, and that grin. Evil!
http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/news/archives/papab.jpg
EGGS!

But seriously: I can look and sound deliciously evil at times. Am I evil? Hell no. Neither is the Pope. Completely mislead and the leader of a religion that is an utter peice of crap, but not evil.
The Infinite Dunes
08-03-2006, 00:22
I guess you're right. I mean he does have an iPod now. So he can't be all that evil.
Anarchic Conceptions
08-03-2006, 00:30
EGGS!

But seriously: I can look and sound deliciously evil at times. Am I evil? Hell no. Neither is the Pope. Completely mislead and the leader of a religion that is an utter peice of crap, but not evil.


Can you do this though?

http://voidwhereprohibited.typepad.com/photos/odd_stuff/benedict_xvi.jpg
Zilam
08-03-2006, 00:36
Can you do this though?

http://voidwhereprohibited.typepad.com/photos/odd_stuff/benedict_xvi.jpg


I love that picture..
Kyronea
08-03-2006, 00:36
Can you do this though?

http://voidwhereprohibited.typepad.com/photos/odd_stuff/benedict_xvi.jpg
Nope. No Force powers. :(
Plumtopia
08-03-2006, 00:38
Can you do this though?

http://voidwhereprohibited.typepad.com/photos/odd_stuff/benedict_xvi.jpg
damn, beat me to it.

i was gonna say "hey, the Pope's not evil just because he looks like Emperor Palpatine.
he's evil because he shoots lightning out of his hands at teenagers."
Europa Maxima
08-03-2006, 00:39
Can you do this though?

http://voidwhereprohibited.typepad.com/photos/odd_stuff/benedict_xvi.jpg
It's the Second Coming :eek:
Kzord
08-03-2006, 00:43
If I wanted to be very cynical, I would say "well, he is the leader of an international paedophile organization", but I only want to be moderately cynical so I won't.
Ladamesansmerci
08-03-2006, 00:51
Any leader of one of the biggest cults in the world is evil in my book.

But then again, the last pope at least tried to look innocent, whereas this one probably said "screw the make up" and decided to face us as his evil self.
Lunatic Goofballs
08-03-2006, 00:55
He's not evil. He's just misunderstood. :p
The Infinite Dunes
08-03-2006, 00:59
He's not evil. He's just misunderstood. :pLike you? :fluffle:
Kroisistan
08-03-2006, 00:59
Just because he looks like a futuristic dictator with electrical powers doesn't mean he is a futuristic dictator with electrical powers.
Anarchic Conceptions
08-03-2006, 01:03
Just because he looks like a futuristic dictator with electrical powers doesn't mean he is a futuristic dictator with electrical powers.

If it looks like a duck....
Plumtopia
08-03-2006, 01:07
If it looks like a duck....
i also heard that the Pope's voice doesn't make an echo...
The Infinite Dunes
08-03-2006, 01:08
If it looks like a duck....then it's the Pope?
Zolworld
08-03-2006, 01:09
well, when you consider that the previous pope was responsible for more deaths than hitler (around 40 million dead from AIDS in africa and he still wouldnt let them use condoms) this one has a ways to go. but he is the head of the catholic church so he has to be pretty evil. I wonder if he believes in God? I dont know whether it would be better if he did or didnt.
Anarchic Conceptions
08-03-2006, 01:09
then it's the Pope?

Exactly.

http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/553/images3wn.jpg
Trillaria
08-03-2006, 01:11
You know, when I saw his picture on wikipedia, the first thing I thought was, "Emperor Palpatine!"
Europa alpha
08-03-2006, 01:13
Pope is evil.

Cows are mamalls.

Republicans are stupid.

Guns are weapons.


NO SHIT SHERLOCK. :p
Kyronea
08-03-2006, 01:19
Pope is evil.

Cows are mamalls.

Republicans are stupid.

Guns are weapons.


NO SHIT SHERLOCK. :p
*Pope is misunderstood.

*Cows are mammals.

*No.

Fixed.
Lunatic Goofballs
08-03-2006, 01:35
Like you? :fluffle:

I'm both. :D
Europa Maxima
08-03-2006, 01:36
*Pope is misunderstood.

*Cows are mammals.

*No.

Fixed.
Good job :)
Kravania
08-03-2006, 02:10
Hey Europa Maxima, do you want to open a chat box on the g****r website?
Europa Maxima
08-03-2006, 02:11
Hey Europa Maxima, do you want to open a chat box on the g****r website?
Sure. I'll log on to it.
Kravania
08-03-2006, 03:12
Im back online Europa Maxima.
Europa Maxima
08-03-2006, 03:13
Im back online Europa Maxima.
Unfortunately I have an early class tomorrow. Try me sometime tomorrow, at around 10.
Kravania
08-03-2006, 03:15
I can do tomorrow nite, as I will be busy during the day.
Europa Maxima
08-03-2006, 03:16
I can do tomorrow nite, as I will be busy during the day.
Great :) Catch you then.
Zatarack
08-03-2006, 03:20
damn, beat me to it.

i was gonna say "hey, the Pope's not evil just because he looks like Emperor Palpatine.
he's evil because he shoots lightning out of his hands at teenagers."

Anything that hurts teenagers can't be all bad.
Markreich
08-03-2006, 03:24
If I wanted to be very cynical, I would say "well, he is the leader of an international paedophile organization", but I only want to be moderately cynical so I won't.

Surely, that's Roman Polanski??
Film director Roman Polanski has been charged with raping a 13-year-old girl at the home of Hollywood star Jack Nicholson.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/onthisday/hi/dates/stories/march/11/newsid_4265000/4265617.stm
http://i.imdb.com/mptv1.gif
Cabin 4
08-03-2006, 03:25
Come on now, he's our first Hitler-Youth pope. Give him a fair chance before you denounce him as pure evil. After all, he presided over the organ of the church responsible for the inquisition and nobody can prove he tortured or burned anyone at the stake.


Erm...er war ein Hitlerjunger nicht...er war in die Bundeswehr...
Terrorist Cakes
08-03-2006, 03:32
No, but he's definately got a great holy stick you-know-where. C'mon! Rock and Roll is fun, not "evil." AC/DC clearly stands for Alternate Current/ Direct Current (or whatever that science stuff is), not Ant-Christ/ Death to Christ.
Om Nia Merican
08-03-2006, 05:46
amen
Ravenshrike
08-03-2006, 06:05
Guns are weapons.

In the right hands, anything is a weapon. I could kill you with my toothbrush. I wouldn't want to, cause it's a really good toothbrush, but I could.
Anti-Social Darwinism
08-03-2006, 06:43
Emperor Palpatine.

Just put him in an SS Uniform and the picture would be complete.
Boofheads
08-03-2006, 06:57
well, when you consider that the previous pope was responsible for more deaths than hitler (around 40 million dead from AIDS in africa and he still wouldnt let them use condoms) this one has a ways to go. but he is the head of the catholic church so he has to be pretty evil. I wonder if he believes in God? I dont know whether it would be better if he did or didnt.

Actually, if they followed the pope's teachings, AIDS wouldn't spread.
The Infinite Dunes
08-03-2006, 11:03
Actually, if they followed the pope's teachings, AIDS wouldn't spread.But there wouldn't be any Africans either? It's something he learned in Hitler Youth! You convince them to stop boinking then and then there are no more African babies (with or without HIV). It's covert ethnic cleansing. :O