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A man who sent in a check for over $6,000 to pay off his JC Penny card had his money frozen pending an investigation by Homeland Security. It seems that sending large ammounts of money to pay creditiors is evidence that you're a terrorist. I guess the government would prefer that he stay in debt, like a true American.

http://www.shns.com/shns/g_index2.cfm?action=detail&pk=RAISEALARM-02-28-06

We really need to find a way to make stupidity carry a greater risk of death.

Yo, BBCode doesn't work in titles, n00b.

Yo, BBCode doesn't work in titles, n00b.
Yo, I know that now.

Yo, I know that now.

Your l33t skillz are exposed as lacking. :p

A man who sent in a check for over $6,000 to pay off his JC Penny card had his money frozen pending an investigation by Homeland Security. It seems that sending large ammounts of money to pay creditiors is evidence that you're a terrorist. I guess the government would prefer that he stay in debt, like a true American.

http://www.shns.com/shns/g_index2.cfm?action=detail&pk=RAISEALARM-02-28-06

Nah, Homeland Securities just suspects J.C. Penney's is an Al Qaeda Islamist front.

Nah, Homeland Securities just suspects J.C. Penney's is an Al Qaeda Islamist front.
Up until the point that God spoke to me (through the annoying dressing room door tone) at Penney's, I might have agreed. Now I believe it's a Psychotic-Christian Conservative front, with comfy jeans and polite women at the shoe department.

Nah, Homeland Securities just suspects J.C. Penney's is an Al Qaeda Islamist front.
Anything to extend the government's bloated budget and debt...

Your l33t skillz are exposed as lacking. :p
Sorry. I failed computer nerd 101.

Nah, Homeland Securities just suspects J.C. Penney's is an Al Qaeda Islamist front.
Yeah, ever wonder what the "J.C." means? Jihad against Crusaders.

Yeah, ever wonder what the "J.C." means? Jihad against Crusaders.
Ironically... that's historically accurate. That's why Jihad originally came about...