NationStates Jolt Archive


Because [U]real[/U] patriots don't pay their bills

Drunk commies deleted
07-03-2006, 18:46
A man who sent in a check for over $6,000 to pay off his JC Penny card had his money frozen pending an investigation by Homeland Security. It seems that sending large ammounts of money to pay creditiors is evidence that you're a terrorist. I guess the government would prefer that he stay in debt, like a true American.

http://www.shns.com/shns/g_index2.cfm?action=detail&pk=RAISEALARM-02-28-06
Kzord
07-03-2006, 18:49
We really need to find a way to make stupidity carry a greater risk of death.
Fass
07-03-2006, 18:50
Yo, BBCode doesn't work in titles, n00b.
Drunk commies deleted
07-03-2006, 19:03
Yo, BBCode doesn't work in titles, n00b.
Yo, I know that now.
Fass
07-03-2006, 19:10
Yo, I know that now.

Your l33t skillz are exposed as lacking. :p
Gauthier
07-03-2006, 19:13
A man who sent in a check for over $6,000 to pay off his JC Penny card had his money frozen pending an investigation by Homeland Security. It seems that sending large ammounts of money to pay creditiors is evidence that you're a terrorist. I guess the government would prefer that he stay in debt, like a true American.

http://www.shns.com/shns/g_index2.cfm?action=detail&pk=RAISEALARM-02-28-06

Nah, Homeland Securities just suspects J.C. Penney's is an Al Qaeda Islamist front.
[NS]Simonist
07-03-2006, 19:31
Nah, Homeland Securities just suspects J.C. Penney's is an Al Qaeda Islamist front.
Up until the point that God spoke to me (through the annoying dressing room door tone) at Penney's, I might have agreed. Now I believe it's a Psychotic-Christian Conservative front, with comfy jeans and polite women at the shoe department.
Kryozerkia
07-03-2006, 19:31
Nah, Homeland Securities just suspects J.C. Penney's is an Al Qaeda Islamist front.
Anything to extend the government's bloated budget and debt...
Drunk commies deleted
07-03-2006, 19:32
Your l33t skillz are exposed as lacking. :p
Sorry. I failed computer nerd 101.
Drunk commies deleted
07-03-2006, 19:33
Nah, Homeland Securities just suspects J.C. Penney's is an Al Qaeda Islamist front.
Yeah, ever wonder what the "J.C." means? Jihad against Crusaders.
Kryozerkia
07-03-2006, 19:39
Yeah, ever wonder what the "J.C." means? Jihad against Crusaders.
Ironically... that's historically accurate. That's why Jihad originally came about...