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...if possible, based solely on things they've posted, and assuming that the child would have a personality and set of values that would be a blend of yours and the NSer of your choice.

I don't know NSers well enough to make that decision. And it's hard to judge personality when you can only read their words, not hear tone of voice or perceive any other form of nonverbal communication.

Free Soviets. That child would be born a revolutionary!

Yeah yeah, I know this is a completely unrealistic thread. Quit sitting on the fence and pick somebody. :cool:

Now that's an interesting question.

If it were medically possible, Fass. Otherwise, Sinuhue. Definately Bitchkitten.

Probably a combination of the three.

Just give me all of the cultured, intelligent, left-liberal types rolled into one.

Shall we assume that this child is a result of spliced DNA so that two males or females can have an offspring, or are we required to choose partners that are physiologically compatible?

For those that are physiologically compatible, I'd choose Smunkeeville.

Grooviest mom I ever met. :)

I have enough children to mold in my image-so the answer is "none".

There are a few I'd like to hammer like chopped meat, though.

Shall we assume that this child is a result of spliced DNA so that two males or females can have an offspring, or are we required to choose partners that are physiologically compatible?

For those that are physiologically compatible, I'd choose Smunkeeville.

Grooviest mom I ever met. :)


On that note, LG... though it'd partially suck because I'd always have to be "bad cop" But hey, sacrifices must be made for the good of humanity.

Least they'd have a great sense of humour :D

Shall we assume that this child is a result of spliced DNA so that two males or females can have an offspring, or are we required to choose partners that are physiologically compatible?

For those that are physiologically compatible, I'd choose Smunkeeville.

Grooviest mom I ever met. :)

Yes, spliced DNA. Gender is no issue.

Now that's an interesting question.

If it were medically possible, Fass. Otherwise, Sinuhue. Definately Bitchkitten.

Probably a combination of the three.

Just give me all of the cultured, intelligent, left-liberal types rolled into one.

Aww. I'd give you a sample of my DNA whenever you want.

Aww. I'd give you a sample of my DNA whenever you want.

Awesome. I have the perfect receptacle.

Awesome. I have the perfect receptacle.
Surely you have more than one!

Ugh, this thread has taken a turn for the worse. :D

Awesome. I have the perfect receptacle.

*licks*

need you ask?

other than her (the serious option i guess), i think sinuhue and mine's child would be pretty cool - good mix of leftist and compassionate ways of thinking and stuff...

maybe some kind of quadrouple-father freak mutant child between myself, Tribes, kanabia and LG :eek:

or maybe the giant ball of hair kid that would be mine and LP's :p

No children, thanks. I plan to live forever, so spreading my genes isn't necessary. :p

I'd go with Smunkee too (isn't she the lucky one lol) - she seems to be doing a fine job of it so far, and her views do seem mostly sensible to me.

No children, thanks. I plan to live forever, so spreading my genes isn't necessary. :p
don't you want your personal communist army of thy own evil hellspawn? :confused:

I think I'd definitely go with whats-his-face, FrancescoDellamorte (his name may be shortened.....I don't remember).

But maybe that's because I'll probably be having babies with him anyway. Rawr.

Otherwise.....same response as to whom I'd miss -- Nation of Fortune. Or Kanabia, though that'd be a child I'd fear. Not because of the Kanabia-ness of it or anything.....just that it'd be half-Australian. Talk about a genetic mishap.

don't you want your personal communist army of thy own evil hellspawn? :confused:

Nah - I'd have to employ lesser beings, not equals or near equals in prowess...remember what happened to Emperor Palpatine at the end of Return of the Jedi? And that was also all the fault of a family attachment, which doubly proves my point. *nods*

No children, thanks. I plan to live forever, so spreading my genes isn't necessary. :p
You, sir, seem to be forgetting The Plan. There go your future obscene richness and Knowledge of the Conspiracy.Shame.

Quite apart from that there will be no such abomination as a kid of mine, of course.

Simonist']Or Kanabia, though that'd be a child I'd fear. Not because of the Kanabia-ness of it or anything.....just that it'd be half-Australian. Talk about a genetic mishap.

Hmm, yeah. It wouldn't be able to ride kangaroos to school and maim crocodiles with its bare hands. It'd only be able to herd the former and shoot the latter from a distance. Such a waste of my genetic material. *sniffs* :(

Quite apart from that there will be no such abomination as a kid of mine, of course.

Come, now. You're forgetting our already negotiated lease of your uterus and purchase of egg.

You, sir, seem to be forgetting The Plan. There go your future obscene richness and Knowledge of the Conspiracy.Shame.

Quite apart from that there will be no such abomination as a kid of mine, of course.

Shh, silly...plans aren't meant to be told to everyone, now. My uh...heirs must remain secret, after all.

I'm going to go with Tink, because I want my son to have enormous boobs.

Seriously, that's a tough question. I think we learn a lot about each other's beliefs on NS, but not much about parenting style which I find to be incredibly important. I feel like the only people I could give much of an answer on are Sinuhue and Smunkeeville.

Nah - I'd have to employ lesser beings, not equals or near equals in prowess...remember what happened to Emperor Palpatine at the end of Return of the Jedi? And that was also all the fault of a family attachment, which doubly proves my point. *nods*

What happened to Palpatine was a lack of foresight. Nothing that constantly wearing a bungee cord wouldn't have solved.

:D

Hmm, yeah. It wouldn't be able to ride kangaroos to school and maim crocodiles with its bare hands. It'd only be able to herd the former and shoot the latter from a distance. Such a waste of my genetic material. *sniffs* :(
The only place we have both kangaroos and crocodiles here is the zoo. And if your genetic material gets me barred from the zoo, so help me God, he's going to live with his Paternal Genetic Donor.

What happened to Palpatine was a lack of foresight. Nothing that constantly wearing a bungee cord wouldn't have solved.

:D

Or you'd think that perhaps with his knowledge of shooting lightningy stuff from his fingertips and all, he'd have figured out how to levitate.

need you ask?

other than her (the serious option i guess), i think sinuhue and mine's child would be pretty cool - good mix of leftist and compassionate ways of thinking and stuff...

maybe some kind of quadrouple-father freak mutant child between myself, Tribes, kanabia and LG :eek:

or maybe the giant ball of hair kid that would be mine and LP's :p

Now THAT is a good answer.

A joint Kanabian-Pacitalian baby would be more than enough to top the proverbial societal ladder. And the food chain... :p

Simonist']The only place we have both kangaroos and crocodiles here is the zoo. And if your genetic material gets me barred from the zoo, so help me God, he's going to live with his Paternal Genetic Donor.

Don't worry, you'll be able to settle him down with beer - just leave him at the pub and visit the zoo on your own. :)

Come, now. You're forgetting our already negotiated lease of your uterus and purchase of egg.
Apart from
Shh, silly...plans aren't meant to be told to everyone, now.,
I always reserve the right to amend my statements pending natural disasters or other unforeseeable powers out of my control. Pick which one you want to be.

A joint Kanabian-Pacitalian baby would be more than enough to top the proverbial societal ladder. And the food chain... :p

Heheheh.

What, does everyone want to have my babies now? What on earth will we do with all those hellspawn running around? They'll eventually have to fight eachother in a bloody battle to determine who's genetic material (besides mine) has the ultimate edge in producing superior hellspawn. Hmmm.

Apart from
I always reserve the right to amend my statements pending natural disasters or other unforeseeable powers out of my control. Pick which one you want to be.

Fine. I'll just have to do something unforeseen for our Aryan baby plans to come to fruition. Watch your back.

What, does everyone want to have my babies now? What on earth will we do with all those hellspawn running around? They'll eventually have to fight eachother in a bloody battle to determine who's genetic material (besides mine) has the ultimate edge in producing superior hellspawn. Hmmm.
Darling, I've always wanted your baby....they'd be almost as pretty as the babies I actually intend to have later on in life.

Fine. I'll just have to do something unforeseen for our Aryan baby plans to come to fruition. Watch your back.
I find the idea of 'our Aryan baby plans' (sic!) most hilarious, for various reasons.
And, my back? No, dear, that's not the way we play.

I find the idea of 'our Aryan baby plans' (sic!) most hilarious, for various reasons.

Sure, you laugh now, but when our off-spring subjugates the Western hemisphere, we'll see who'll be laughing then. It won't be the French, I'll tell you that!

And, my back? No, dear, that's not the way we play.

Oh, you'll play it, and you'll like it.

*peeks into thread*

:eek:

My, you people got it all figured out. NS General's world domination by proxy. Not bad.

And here I was thinking nobody would even answer that question. Silly me.

Nah - I'd have to employ lesser beings, not equals or near equals in prowess...remember what happened to Emperor Palpatine at the end of Return of the Jedi? And that was also all the fault of a family attachment, which doubly proves my point. *nods*
very good pont, Emperor Tofu ;)

I'm going to go with Tink, because I want my son to have enormous boobs.

:p

Now THAT is a good answer.
thank you :P

Sure, you laugh now, but when our off-spring subjugates the Western hemisphere, we'll see who'll be laughing then. It won't be the French, I'll tell you that!
Our offspring will limit itself to dominate the Western hemisphere? I am severely disappointed, I had hoped for it to be greater than its parents, rather than lazily resting on our heritage. That slurred work ethic must be from your side.

Oh, you'll play it, and you'll like it.
*pales and makes note to remain seated throughout every and any future encounter with Fass*

For those that are physiologically compatible, I'd choose Smunkeeville.

Grooviest mom I ever met.

Seriously, that's a tough question. I think we learn a lot about each other's beliefs on NS, but not much about parenting style which I find to be incredibly important. I feel like the only people I could give much of an answer on are Sinuhue and Smunkeeville.



I'd go with Smunkee too (isn't she the lucky one lol) - she seems to be doing a fine job of it so far, and her views do seem mostly sensible to me.



everyone wants to have my baby :D

okay, I suppose it would be cheating if I picked my husband right? He is on NS, he just hardly ever posts in General since I always say what he was going to anyway.

I suppose I would have to pick (assuming there is some type of test tube procedure) Eut. the kid would probably turn out to be just like my real ones are. ;)

okay, I suppose it would be cheating if I picked my husband right? He is on NS, he just hardly ever posts in General since I always say what he was going to anyway.
If it's cheating to pick your husband, then I suppose I cheated in picking my boyfriend first and foremost.....

Simonist']If it's cheating to pick your husband, then I suppose I cheated in picking my boyfriend first and foremost.....
oh, then I pick my husband, I already know those kids are awesome. :p

That has to be the first of those threads where I have to answer: Nobody. ;)

One thing I really never want in life is a child.

Simonist']If it's cheating to pick your husband, then I suppose I cheated in picking my boyfriend first and foremost.....
I think the 'cheating' part was about calling her husband an NSer *directs attention to thread title*

I think the 'cheating' part was about calling her husband an NSer *directs attention to thread title*
he is, he just doesn't post in general often........he did get into a few heated debates last year........

oh his nation is Silly English KNIGHTS:cool:

he is, he just doesn't post in general often........he did get into a few heated debates last year........
oh his nation is Silly English KNIGHTS:cool:
I know, I know.. so let's call him a dormant Generalite, and fine you 15 seconds of posting restrainment for attempted cheating, and another 10 for assisting in cheating.

*quietly tags thread in case any of the people mentioned ever happen to fall into his power to be used against their mentioners... XD*

Do I have to help take care of the kid? If the answer is yes, then "noone" is my answer.

There are a few I'd like to bang like a screen door in a hurricane though.

I know, I know.. so let's call him a dormant Generalite, and fine you 15 seconds of posting restrainment for attempted cheating, and another 10 for assisting in cheating.

You don't have to post to be an NSer, just have a nation.

I know, I know.. so let's call him a dormant Generalite, and fine you 15 seconds of posting restrainment for attempted cheating, and another 10 for assisting in cheating.
:( sounds fair. ;)

Yes, spliced DNA. Gender is no issue.
If that were the case, I might suggest Praetonia, but we have so much in common now as it is that the kid might be somewhat confused. At least in terms of whether to salute the Stars and Stripes or the Union Jack. :p

You don't have to post to be an NSer, just have a nation.
In the SoWiBian Charta of NSers' Rights it says in §1.1:
"An NSer shall, for the purpose of any thread SoWiBi may grace, be herewith defined as any poster on the NS boards. Mere ownership of an NS nation shall only qualify for Preferred Relations status among the previously defined member body.

In the SoWiBian Charta of NSers' Rights it says in §1.1:
"An NSer shall, for the purpose of any thread SoWiBi may grace, be herewith defined as any poster on the NS boards. Mere ownership of an NS nation shall only qualify for Preferred Relations status among the previously defined member body.
So then, does that mean that if you simply post on here and no longer have a nation (or don't have a nation, for whatever reason), you're still an NSer?

I only ask because I'm trying to determine the measure by which my own choice was possibly cheating.

*tries to say something*

*fails, leaves thread lonely and defeated*

Simonist']So then, does that mean that if you simply post on here and no longer have a nation (or don't have a nation, for whatever reason), you're still an NSer?
Actually, yes.

Think of TJHairball or [violet] for instance.

(To keep on-topic: While I detest children with a vengeance, I may donate DNA samples anonymously to Fass, H N Fiddlebottoms VIII, and/or Simonist. The combination of sarcasm, mild insanity, megalomania, and intelligence will probably make the kid a viable candidate to succeed me, even though it's a moot point because I plan to live forever, but I'll probably abduct it at the age of 7 and train it to follow in my footsteps, excessively harshly of course—it would be subject to a daily whipping for whatever reason, would have to learn to use a magnetically charged pole before age 13, spend most of its time doing errands and carrying heavy things, and so on. That'll harden it to future experiences and make it sadistic enough in later life to rival me, almost, at the very least.)

everyone wants to have my baby :D

okay, I suppose it would be cheating if I picked my husband right? He is on NS, he just hardly ever posts in General since I always say what he was going to anyway.

I suppose I would have to pick (assuming there is some type of test tube procedure) Eut. the kid would probably turn out to be just like my real ones are. ;)

I didn't say I would have children with you and Sin, just that you are the only ones I could actually make that call on.

I didn't say I would have children with you and Sin, just that you are the only ones I could actually make that call on.
fine:( you just don't want to have my baby because I am slightly illiterate. ;)

fine:( you just don't want to have my baby because I am slightly illiterate. ;)

Well, now that you mention it ;)

Simonist']So then, does that mean that if you simply post on here and no longer have a nation (or don't have a nation, for whatever reason), you're still an NSer?

Basing my Charta only on my own experience, I must say that the prerequisite for posting here is having an (active) NS nation. (I'm one of those obscure people with several puppets, two of which I use on the forum as well, and I've more than once found that I let one of them die and then try to access the forum with that account and cannot log in anymore. )

Any such strange beings as (ex)Mods, Admins, Game Creators and Elks are Higher Powers out of the jurisdiction of my Charta, of course.

fine:( you just don't want to have my baby because I am slightly illiterate. ;)

:D That's ok Smunkee - the rest of us still love you, and most of us probably want your children too (not your actualy children - I'm not talking like kidnap or anything here :eek: that'd just be weird :D) but in the sense implied by this thread... well you know what I mean.

But yeah, most of us probably do - the rest of them (those who have yet to declare it) are probably just too love-struck to admit it :D

:D That's ok Smunkee - the rest of us still love you, and most of us probably want your children too (not your actualy children - I'm not talking like kidnap or anything here :eek: that'd just be weird :D) but in the sense implied by this thread... well you know what I mean.

But yeah, most of us probably do - the rest of them (those who have yet to declare it) are probably just too love-struck to admit it :D
:eek: :cool:



that does make sense..........everyone loves Smunkee......that's the way it's always been.........;)

:eek: :cool:



that does make sense..........everyone loves Smunkee......that's the way it's always been.........;)

SO true :) Incidentally, if I can't have your children can I have your sea monkeys? :D

SO true :) Incidentally, if I can't have your children can I have your sea monkeys? :D
I will leave them to you in my will.........."and I, Smunkee hereby bequeath my sea monkey colony to random NS guy who is creeping me out" :p j/k

I have to say that my genes are incredibly strong. If any of you think that our children would actually be a blend, in anything but the most banal of ways (perhaps they might have the shape of your toes), you're fooling yourself. Prepare to be genetically pwned.

Well, -I- genetically altered myself to make -all- of my traits dominant over all others. Including the metal portions melded with parts of my body as those body parts failed.

Beat that! :P

I will leave them to you in my will.........."and I, Smunkee hereby bequeath my sea monkey colony to random NS guy who is creeping me out" :p j/k

:eek: Creeping you out? :( My sincerest apologies, 'twas not mine intention good lady :) I shall henceforth withdraw all offers of marriage and adoption from my posts in deference to your emotional well being :)

But thanks for the will-offer. A whole colony? How many do you have?! Are you secretly breeding an army of them or something? Although to what purpose an army of small, water dwelling creatures could be put is beyond me.

This thread ahs intrigued me... I might have to look into a colony of sea monkeys myself... perhaps a birthday.

Prepare to be genetically pwned.
Don't ask me why, but that somehow sounds sexy.

:eek: Creeping you out? :( My sincerest apologies, 'twas not mine intention good lady :) I shall henceforth withdraw all offers of marriage and adoption from my posts in deference to your emotional well being :)
then we will get along rather well. ;) thank you. ;)


But thanks for the will-offer. A whole colony? How many do you have?! Are you secretly breeding an army of them or something? Although to what purpose an army of small, water dwelling creatures could be put is beyond me.
I have 17 that are a half inch or larger and too many to count that are smaller, probably about 90 in all though. I breed them to feed them to my frog, he likes brine shrimp live. I suppose they are a pet out of convienence. LOL.

Tree Hugging Lesbians :D

I have to say that my genes are incredibly strong. If any of you think that our children would actually be a blend, in anything but the most banal of ways (perhaps they might have the shape of your toes), you're fooling yourself. Prepare to be genetically pwned.

I'm blond and blue-eyed so that is pretty much guaranteed. However, my children will have my strong features, Nordic proportions and large genetalia. I'm quite positve that's dominant. And let's face it, that's the important parts anyway, so it appears the pwnage is all on your side.

then we will get along rather well. ;) thank you. ;)

Marvellous :) And thank you for your gracious understanding and forgiveness :)



I have 17 that are a half inch or larger and too many to count that are smaller, probably about 90 in all though. I breed them to feed them to my frog, he likes brine shrimp live. I suppose they are a pet out of convienence. LOL.

You kill the sea monkeys?! :eek: I'm shocked! Positively shocked! Lol, but if it's to feed a frog then I guess it's ok :D

Oh Jocabia, really. It's my turn to be genetically colonial.

Marvellous :) And thank you for your gracious understanding and forgiveness :)
not a problem.


You kill the sea monkeys?! :eek: I'm shocked! Positively shocked! Lol, but if it's to feed a frog then I guess it's ok :D
I don't kill them, I transplant them live from one tank to the other, it's their fault if they can't out swim my african clawed dwarf frog :p I do take good care of them, they have to be healthy and happy in order to reproduce and also so they don't make my frog sick.

I'm having myself cloned. It would be a tragedy to pollute my perfect genetics.

I don't kill them, I transplant them live from one tank to the other, it's their fault if they can't out swim my african clawed dwarf frog :p I do take good care of them, they have to be healthy and happy in order to reproduce and also so they don't make my frog sick.

Oooooooh. That's ok then - it's therefore the sea monkeys' fault for not being strong enough. The weak must perish before the strong. That is the way of sea monkeys and frogs.

Oooooooh. That's ok then - it's therefore the sea monkeys' fault for not being strong enough. The weak must perish before the strong. That is the way of sea monkeys and frogs.
hey, I am a woman I can rationalize anything.........haha.....:D

hey, I am a woman I can rationalize anything.........haha.....:D

And also, apparently, a pupil of the lessons t be learned form the Way of the Sea Monkey. :D

Simkaria.

Reproduction is just icky.