If you absolutely had too...
Europa alpha
07-03-2006, 00:26
if you had to choose... absolutely had to, would you
if you dont choose, both hapen
Kill a cat/dog.
Kill 10 family members/10000 strangers
Kill an enemy and get caught/kill a stranger
Vote for Hitler/Stalin
Vote for Bush/Thatcher
Vote for Clinton/Nixon
Eat a Shit/Puke
Eat a Small indonesian tribal man/omlette. (im allergic.)
Eat a one-eyed trouser snake ;)/small off duty cheqeslovakian traffic warden.
Drink a Vodka/Absinthe
Drink a Piss/Diaohrea
Drink a Coffee/Tea
Plant a Tree/Ollie
U choose :)
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[NS]Simonist
07-03-2006, 00:52
I would rather:
Kill a cat (I'm allergic)
Kill 10 family members (I've got plenty I don't like much)
Kill an enemy and get caught
Vote for Stalin
Vote for Thatcher
Vote for Clinton
Eat a Puke (puke is almost sure to make you puke again, due to its acidic nature, so I won't have to worry about that)
Eat an omlette
Eat a small off duty cheqeslovakian traffic warden (though I'm not sure I know what this even means.....do you mean Czechoslovakian?)
Drink Absinthe (vodka's gotten old)
Drink a Piss (ah, Moral Orel....)
Drink a Coffee
Plant a Tree (wtf is an ollie?)
Tweedlesburg
07-03-2006, 00:57
Kill a dog
Kill 10 family members (how are you supposed to have time to round up 1000o people)
Kill a stranger
Vote for Hitler (cooler mustache)
Vote for Thatcher
Vote for Nixon
Eat a Puke
Eat a omlette. (tribal men wriggle around too much)
Eat a small off duty cheqeslovakian traffic warden.
Drink a Vodka
Drink a Piss
Drink a Coffee
Plant a Tree
Pure Metal
07-03-2006, 00:57
Kill a dog
kill 10000 strangers (i don't even have 10 family members i think)
Kill an enemy and get caught
Vote for Stalin
Vote for Bush
Vote for Clinton (yay!)
Eat a Puke
Eat a omlette
Eat a small off duty cheqeslovakian traffic warden.
Drink a Vodka
Drink a Piss
Drink a Tea
Plant a Tree/Ollie
wtf is an ollie? i choose planting both by not choosing. though all your options are just so lovely...
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
07-03-2006, 01:14
Kill a cat (There is a greater local population of cats)
Kill 10000 strangers
Kill a stranger (Never get caught)
Vote for Hitler (lesser of two evils)
Vote for Thatcher (She can snatch my milk, if you know what I mean)
Vote for Nixon (Clinton wishes he was good enough to lick Nixon's boots)
Eat a Puke
Eat a Small indonesian tribal man/omlette. (What about a Small indonesian man fried up in an omelette?)
Eat a small off duty cheqeslovakian traffic warden (assuming this is cannibalism-eating)
Drink a Vodka/Absinthe (Both please!)
Drink a Piss (Fewer chunks, so you could probably get it down faster)
Drink a Coffee
Plant a Ollie (I hate trees. I don't know what an Ollie is. Better the thing I don't know shit about than the thing I know I don't like)
New Isabelle
07-03-2006, 01:15
Kill a cat... um, i actually have... not on purpose, but... yeah
Kill 10 family members... muahahahahaha *is evil*
kill a stranger
Vote for Hitler
Vote for Thatcher
Vote for Clinton
Eat a Puke... mmm, its always better the second time
Eat a omlette
Eat a one-eyed trouser snake (if its unattached and well cooked)
Drink a Vodka
Drink a Piss
Drink a Tea
Plant a Tree/Ollie- BOTH (if by ollie you mean the skateboarding term)
Secluded Islands
07-03-2006, 01:16
Kill a dog.
Kill 10000 strangers
Kill an enemy and get caught
Vote for Hitler
Vote for Bush
Vote for Clinton
Eat a Puke
Eat a omlette.
Eat a small off duty cheqeslovakian traffic warden
Drink a Vodka
Drink a Piss
Drink a Tea
Plant a Tree
this is a wierd thread...
Peechland
07-03-2006, 01:18
I found this: http://www.reference.com/browse/wiki/Ollie_%28skateboarding_trick%29
but I dont think thats what he means. So I'm gonna assume he means "plant" any random guy named Ollie.
Smunkeeville
07-03-2006, 01:19
Kill a cat. (because I am lazy, and a dog would take too much work)
Kill 10 family members. (that's all?! I can think of at least 20 that have pissed me off today)
Kill an enemy and get caught. ( I have a kick ass lawyer)
Vote for Hitler (then kill him and get caught,and do no jail time since I have a kick ass lawyer;) )
Vote for Bush (already did......twice)
Vote for Clinton (....wait.......which Clinton.....)
Eat a Puke (done that before too)
Eat a omlette. (yummy)
Eat a one-eyed trouser snake (no comment)
Drink a Vodka (yummy)
Drink a Piss (did that too, wasn't fast enough with a diaper.)
Drink a Tea (double yummy)
Plant a Tree (yep)
Kazcaper
07-03-2006, 01:21
Kill a cat
Kill 10000 strangers (have no problems with killing 10 family members per se, but less chance of getting caught)
Kill a stranger (see above)
Vote for Hitler
Vote for Thatcher
Vote for Clinton
Eat a Puke
Eat an omlette
Eat a small off duty cheqeslovakian traffic warden
Drink a Absinthe
Drink a Piss
Drink a Tea
Plant a Tree (I'm guessing, since we're still not sure what an Ollie is)
I'm guessing he means the skateboarding move.
Basically getting the board to jump over things.
Kill a cat. (Don't know where I can get enough dogs)
Kill 10000 strangers. (Don't have enough family members)
Kill an enemy and get caught. (Unless its by the police. >_>)
Vote for Hitler. (Doesn't mean he'll win.)
Vote for Thatcher.
Vote for Clinton.
Eat a Puke.
Eat an Omlette. (im allergic.)
Eat a small off duty cheqeslovakian traffic warden.
Drink a Absinthe. (Might as well once)
Drink a Piss.
Drink a Tea.
Plant a Tree.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
07-03-2006, 01:26
but I dont think thats what he means. So I'm gonna assume he means "plant" any random guy named Ollie.
I'm assuming that it means burying a guy named Ollie up to his neck in a garden, and then covering him in fertilizer.
Holyawesomeness
07-03-2006, 01:27
Kill a cat (I like dogs better than cats)
Kill 10 family members (I am happy so long as I choose the family members)
kill a stranger (Getting caught would ruin me, I would prefer the stranger for that reason)
Vote for Hitler (Hitler was better for his people I think, I don't think Hitler had all of the random purges that Stalin did. At the very least I am not jewish)
Vote for Thatcher (Thatcher, I don't know much about her but I think that Bush is not an excellent president)
Vote for Nixon (Nixon.... I don't know, he did make peace with China and was not a bad president just somewhat corrupt)
Eat Puke (Puke, puke would probably be much cleaner)
Eat an omlette. (im allergic.)(I like omelettes and would prefer not killing somebody)
Eat a one-eyed trouser snake. (only doing this because I don't like killing people I don't know.)
Drink Vodka (Vodka, I heard Absinthe was poisonous... well alcohol maybe poisonous too it wasn't illegalized)
Drink Piss (A healthy man's piss is healthy to drink, diarrhea is rarely if ever healthy)
Drink Tea (Tea is supposed to be good for you)
Plant a Tree (I don't know what an Ollie is but planting Trees as in the plant is good for the environment)
Kinda Sensible people
07-03-2006, 01:28
Kill a dog.
10000 strangers
Kill an enemy and get caught
Vote for Stalin
Vote for Thatcher
Vote for Clinton
Eat Puke
Eat an omlette.
Eat a one-eyed trouser snake
Drink a Vodka
Drink a Piss
Drink a Coffee
Plant an Ollie
Kill a cat
Kill 10000 strangers
Kill an enemy and get caught
Vote for Hitler
Vote for Bush
Vote for Nixon
Eat a Puke
Eat a omlette.
Eat a one-eyed trouser snake
Drink a Vodka
Drink a Piss
Drink a Coffee
Plant a Tree
Broko Drame
07-03-2006, 01:32
I would rather:
Kill a dog; hate them
Kill 10000 strangers
Kill a stranger
Vote for Stalin; more efficient
Vote for Thatcher
Vote for Nixon
Eat shit
Eat an Omelette; depending on whether I had previously tasted indonesian man.
Eant the off duty traffic warden.
Drink Vodka; it's my favorite
Drink piss
Drink coffee
Plant a tree
Thanks. I feel as though my insatiable thirst for complete randomness has been quenched for the day.
Callisdrun
07-03-2006, 01:34
Kill a cat. Most annoy me, and I'm allergic.
Kill 10000 strangers. I love my family.
Kill an enemy and get caught. It could be at the end of a fight or something, with provocation.
Vote for Stalin. Though barely.
Vote for Thatcher. Not as embarrassing as Bush.
Vote for Clinton. No contest.
Eat a Shit. Less acid. I can't believe you asked this though.
Eat an omlette. Yes.
Eat a small off duty cheqeslovakian traffic warden. Czechoslovakia doesn't exist, so I'd be eating nothing.
Drink a Vodka/Absinthe. Can I have both?
Drink a Piss. It's actually sterile, diarrhea is not.
Drink Tea. I hate coffee. Tea just tastes like warm water.
Plant a Tree. Trees are good.
if you had to choose... absolutely had to, would you
if you dont choose, both hapen
Kill a cat/dog.
Kill 10 family members/10000 strangers
Kill an enemy and get caught/kill a stranger
Vote for Hitler/Stalin
Vote for Bush/Thatcher
Vote for Clinton/Nixon
Eat a Shit/Puke
Eat a Small indonesian tribal man/omlette. (im allergic.)
Eat a one-eyed trouser snake ;)/small off duty cheqeslovakian traffic warden.
Drink a Vodka/Absinthe
Drink a Piss/Diaohrea
Drink a Coffee/Tea
Plant a Tree/Ollie
U choose :)
No spam flames please lest your ass grow a nipple that arouses your partner.
1. cat (they scratch me)
2. 10 family members (the opportunity I've been waiting for!)
3. stranger (strangers are just enemies you haven't gotten to know yet)
4. Stalin (I'm a Jew, so...)
5. Thatcher (what's wrong with her?)
6. Clinton (what's wrong with him?)
7. omlette (I don't like eggs but I haven't been reduced to cannabalism yet)
8. I'd have to eat both poop and vomit because I can't choose one.
9. I have no problem drinking vodka and absinthe, as I have done both.
10. pee-pee (it's spelled diarrhea)
11. tea (I like tea)
12. tree (Ollie? wtf)
oh I didn't see one of them, yeah penises are no big deal