NationStates Jolt Archive


If these were brains....

Syniks
06-03-2006, 22:25
Remind me not to go peeking in frilly pink diaries again...

/*/_Monday_/*/: It's fun to cook for Ron. Today I made an angel food cake. The recipe said to beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to lend me some extra bowls.

/*/_Tuesday_/*/: Ron wanted fruit salad. The recipe said to serve without dressing, so I didn't dress. What a surprise when Ron brought a friend home for supper.

/*/_Wednesday_/*/: A good day for rice. The recipe said to wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kind of silly, but I took a bath anyway. I can't say it helped the rice any.

/*/_Thursday_/*/: Today Ron asked for a salad again. I tried a new recipe that said to prepare the ingredients and lay on a bed of lettuce an hour before serving. Ron asked me why I was rolling around in the garden.

/*/_Friday_/*/: I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the ingredients in a bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left it.

/*/_Saturday_/*/: Ron did the shopping today and brought home a chicken and asked me to dress it for Sunday. Oh boy! For some reason Ron keeps counting to ten.

/*/_Sunday_/*/: Ron's folks came to dinner, I wanted to serve roast but all I had was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius... I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment.

/*/_Goodnight Dear Diary_/*/: This has been a very exciting week. I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe for Ron. If I can talk Ron into buying me a larger oven, I am going to surprise him with a chocolate moose.
Willamena
06-03-2006, 22:52
It's never an easy adjustment for extraterrestrials, this life on earth.
Heron-Marked Warriors
06-03-2006, 22:56
~~snip for brevity~~

LOL :D
Secluded Islands
06-03-2006, 22:56
kinda reminds me of the Diary of Adam and Eve by Mark Twain...
Syniks
07-03-2006, 03:54
"But, she's got great... (*)(*) ... tracts of LAND!" :p
Svalbardania
07-03-2006, 11:00
"But, she's got great... (*)(*) ... tracts of LAND!" :p

But I don't like her... oh, faaaaather
Harlesburg
07-03-2006, 11:05
Gosh i wish i was Ron.
Strobovia
07-03-2006, 11:20
Chocolate moose.... lol :D
Rejistania
07-03-2006, 13:35
OMG! *lol*