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Once again, you can blame StraughnJohn Silver for this one.

So it seems Straughn has given quite a few nicknames...Honky in Black comes to mind first, and Peech refering to me as Sarky (which just makes me think of "sparky".

So what are your nicknames? Both in real life and on NS

Mine are Bronto, Spike, Boobs, and appearently Sarky if that catches

the stories:

Bronto: A few years ago I was drinking at a friends house. Well, I should say my short friend was drinking, the other two of us were sober. So my friend hits his head on a slanted part of the celing. I called him a midget alcoholic, and he responded with "sorry we aren't all brontosauruses with some super control over our giant necks". It just kinda stuck

Spike: A couple places. first is me and two of my friends are really good at teaming up on people. One is bump, one is set, and I'm spike. Next is my eyebrow ring and my hair. Eyebrow ring has spikes, and I keep my hair spiked.

Boobs: Okay, you probably all scrolled right down to this one, didn't you? Go read the others. Now. I'll wait...

...

...Okay. So when I was a baby, my nickname was boo-boo. My sisters friends found out about this, and it slowly went from booboo to bouey to (eventually) boobs. It was fun having a dozen juniors running up to me, screaming "Boobs" and tackling me.

So what are your nicknames?

I haven't told this story in a while I guess...

My nickname in RL is Walrus, and here's why-

I had a friend in college (back when I was a music major) who I hung out with all the damn time. I was hooked up in the way only a slacker could be, I knew people to get in movies for free, free food, arcade tokens, etc. Called it "Poor, but well entertained."

Anyway, she was engaged to a ranch hand who I had never met. She wanted him to take her out the way I would, except, you know, with more smooching.

So she started to tell him, this ranch hand who I never met, that I was taking her out to all these places-trying to get him jealous. Just great, I'm going to get torn apart by a ranch hand. But, she lamented over lunch, he did not get jealous. Whew, off the hook.

So I asked her how she described me.

"I said you looked kinda like a Walrus."

Well, there's your problem. I think if my girlfriend came home and said she was hanging out with someone she thought looked like a walrus I'd be happy she made a friend.

She didn't mean it to be harsh, she was describing my facial hair at the time. She was embarrassed at the implied insult (she was really a very nice person, hated to be mean to anyone) so of course I teased her by using 'Walrus' anytime I had to make up a name (why didn't I name my nation Walrustopia, or Walrustan? Shut up, that's why...).

Which I did the day I started my second stint at the record store doing bar trivia. Since this was my first introduction to some of the people there, and there where already three people with my real name working there, the name stuck. So now there are people who only know me as Walrus.

I like it as a nickname, because aside from the Beatles reference it's not a 'cool' nickname, it's not flattering but kinda friendly. Unless you're a penguin.

People call me Emperor Jon. Why you ask? It started with a really well played game of Halo, in which I declared myself Emperor of a certain level. They liked it and it stuck.

Course there's the less flattering Emo Jon... yeahhhh... sad thing is I'm not emo at all. Oh well. I'm telling you...you get kinda fatalistic ONE TIME and some bastard starts calling you this and that.:p

I make up my own nicknames and they stick. :p

"Nob." <-- Teh best namn.

Oh, yeah. I have twenty more a least, but that's the present one.

My nickname sucks. Vinnie which is short for Vincent. Hardly a nickname at all really.

Juicy Roo and Jrae.
Both come from my name, Jessi-Rae. My dad used to call me juicy roo when i was a kid, and it stuck. I never found out where it came from, but i like it.
And jrae, well there was too many jesse's in my school so my friends just called me jessirae....but that got shortened to jrae cause it was easier.
Boring I know

I've never had an actual nickname. Hmm.

I've never had an actual nickname. Hmm.
You've been deprived. I've had people think that my nickname was my real name.

In NS- "CL" or "Carn" seem to be used, easier than typing out the whole thing, I guess.

IRL, its been "Wolfy" for years now,used affectionately by former coworkers and friends, mainly females.

Slippery Jim, although only ever online.

Someone called me it because apparently my name is very similar to a character in a book with that nickname.

I like keeping my RL nicknames to myself, but I've been called "Leroy" before here...

i have no nicknames IRL... nor on here. people here call me PM but thats just an abbreviation :(

i kinda feel like i'm missing out on the whole nickname business, but i didn't go to the type of school where people got nicks. in fact, of all the people i knew at school i can only think of two people who got nicknames at all.
my RL name is too short to abbreviate or do anything with anyway. bah!

Lots of people in real life call me Peaches because I'm a female and I live in Ga. The Peach State. Somebody coined the phrase/terms "Georgia Peaches" for all the women who are born and raised in here long ago. I think in all fairness we should call the men in Georgia Peanuts since that was something we are known for as well.

Lots of people in real life call me Peaches because I'm a female and I live in Ga. The Peach State. Somebody coined the phrase/terms "Georgia Peaches" for all the women who are born and raised in here long ago. I think in all fairness we should call the men in Georgia Peanuts since that was something we are known for as well.

How about from now on, I call you "dessert" ?

Once again, you can blame StraughnJohn Silver for this one.

So it seems Straughn has given quite a few nicknames...Honky in Black comes to mind first, and Peech refering to me as Sarky (which just makes me think of "sparky".




I am also tossing around the idea of Sark Daddy, Sarkums, and JEW wearing hottie.

probably "Republican Asshole" to some of you. hehe

a history of frangland's real-life nicknames:

baby (so say my parents): Tommer Bomber

junior high: Icy Star

high school: none (not cool in high school)

college (given by fraternity bro): Thomascat

How about from now on, I call you "dessert" ?

You may call me anything you like.

In fact I might start calling you main course......or C-spot. I cant decide.

People who call me by nicknames generally end up in a great deal of pain. And no, it's not that kind. ¬_¬

You may call me anything you like.

In fact I might start calling you main course......or C-spot. I cant decide.


I bet you say that to all the boys...


Anyhow, I was imagining you served with some freshly whipped cream.

Hoo boy, this might take a while. When I was in high school, several of my friends had their own nicknames for me, most of which were plays on my name. These include Shanooga, Shannie, Sherri, Shanunu, Moonlight Shadow, and Shannerooni. To my fellow swimmers, I was known as Butterfly.

When I got to college, none of those stuck. Instead, in my group of friends I became known as Shannoon. Which became Noonie. Which became Noonie-Gin. My friend that does Latin occasionally calls me Noonia. To my friends on the football team I'm known as Shanoob, or simply Noobs (thanks JR).

To my RL friends, I'm known as Trickster. It sounds kind of weird, but the guy who gave it to me was pretty weird. We took computer-aided design drafting together in high school, and whenever I screwed up a design, he'd say I "tricked it". So, he started calling me Trickster, and I don't just mean in polite conversation. He'd literally yell every time he saw me, "What up, Trickster!" He went to the same college I did and the name followed me, so it stuck.

Pretty much everyone calls me by my surname. Because "Chris" is such a common name, and my surname is unique (and short) enough, it works. It's been that way since I was a kid...I don't ask people to call me by it, everyone just does so automatically after a while. :p

Oh, and a couple of people at work call me Topher so as to not get confused with another Chris that works there.

i have no nicknames IRL... nor on here. people here call me PM but thats just an abbreviation :(

i kinda feel like i'm missing out on the whole nickname business, but i didn't go to the type of school where people got nicks. in fact, of all the people i knew at school i can only think of two people who got nicknames at all.
my RL name is too short to abbreviate or do anything with anyway. bah!

Heh, okay. Chong or Jesus. Your pick. :p

Heh, okay. Chong or Jesus. Your pick. :p
:eek: i forgot about jesus! :p
yeah even had that as my bowling name IRL a few times *nods*
how could i forget... *bangs head on desk*


oh and i knew a 'Toffer'/topher once... weird guy.

I have a few nicknames, some used more often than others.
My main nickname is 'Nea' (pronounced 'Knee'), which is the first three letters of my surname (Neave). This was decided upon also based on the fact that most of my coats look like I stole them from the Wachowski Brothers, so there's a 'Neo' reference in there.
Other nicknames I've had in the past;
Commie: I'm a left-wing guy, so people thougth it would be fun to call me Communist for a while.
Pacif - As in Pacifist. I usually don't condone violence, and that just stuck.
Sephiroth - Mostly used when people don't want to use my real name for some reason. That stems from a time I started singing 'One Winged Angel' outside a chippy. Everyone seems to think I have an obsession with the character.
Sephy - Shorter version of the Sephiroth.
Neaveo - A retired name, same reasons as Nea, only it's the full name with an 'o' stuck on the end. Rather silly really.
(In fact, I've noticed most common nicknames are just 'name'o.)
Crag - Only people I like get to use this without punishment. My name is Craig, and with the 'i' removed, this is made.

People probably call me lots of other things, but I won't go into that...

:eek: i forgot about jesus! :p
yeah even had that as my bowling name a few times *nods*
how could i forget... *bangs head on desk*

Hahahaha. Jesus it is. :p


oh and i knew a 'Toffer'/topher once... weird guy.

It's only about 3 people that refer to me as that. I'd rather Chris.

i have no nicknames IRL... nor on here. people here call me PM but thats just an abbreviation :(

i kinda feel like i'm missing out on the whole nickname business, but i didn't go to the type of school where people got nicks. in fact, of all the people i knew at school i can only think of two people who got nicknames at all.
my RL name is too short to abbreviate or do anything with anyway. bah!
Aw, poor Chong. :D


I never had a nickname, either. But with a name like Julia, there were always enough Romeo jokes to go around, so I can't exactly say I felt deprived in that department...

Pretty much everyone calls me by my surname. Because "Chris" is such a common name, and my surname is unique (and short) enough, it works. It's been that way since I was a kid...I don't ask people to call me by it, everyone just does so automatically after a while.
Back in school, almost all the guys' nicknames were their last names or some version thereof. Never for the girls, though. Weird.

Oh, and a couple of people at work call me Topher so as to not get confused with another Chris that works there.
Aw, now that's just cute. Although that may be mainly because it reminds me of Topher Grace, who is, well, just cute. :p

Hahahaha. Jesus it is. :p




It's only about 3 people that refer to me as that. I'd rather Chris.
i can handle jesus... nice and righteous :D
and thats fine by me, kairys ;) (how do you pronounce that anyway? "kaeireese"? :confused: )


Aw, poor Chong. :D

bah i don't mind, and i forgot about the whole jesus thing somehow :P
though that is a fairly recent nick from only the last couple of years. i once got called jimi hendrix for a while cos (apparently) for a few days in summer i looked like him (a white version at least). that was just weird :p

and chong... meh. i don't toke anymore so its not all that accurate nowadays (unless somehow i look like him too :eek: :confused: :p )

i can handle jesus... nice and righteous :D
and thats fine by me, kairys ;) (how do you pronounce that anyway? "kaeireese"? :confused: )

Everyone, myself included, says it like "Careys", but I suspect that's not the right way. I don't know for sure :p

I have a list of em...Lets start with my first name Thomas... there is tom cat, tommy boy, tommy gun, tomas(everyone calls me that from hs),TOMato (yes i have no clue why i got called that)

now for the last name Pigg... there is Piggy, oinker, bacon (this black guy called me that), hambone, Snoop P-I- double G, notorious PIG( thats from grade school, when i came to singing "biggie biggie biggie can't you see, sometimes your words just hypnotize me")

other names....jew boy, dirka dirka or terrorist (in spring and summer i get middle eastern looking) Mexican (again i get dark..and if i let my stache grow i actually look mexican)


Thats about it for me.

and chong... meh. i don't toke anymore so its not all that accurate nowadays (unless somehow i look like him too :eek: :confused: :p )
Nah, not really. I just liked it better than Jesus - but that was before I knew that Jesus was practically your second name already, and then I was too lazy to edit... :D
Also, thanks a lot, now I'll have him (http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/BigLebowski/pix/turturro.jpg) stuck in my brain for days.

Nobody fucks with the Jesus!

Also, your "bowling name"? Thanks a lot, now I'll have him (http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/BigLebowski/pix/turturro.jpg) stuck in my brain for days.

Nobody fucks with the Jesus!

LMAO! Now theres another movie I liked. :p

LMAO! Now theres another movie I liked. :p
Maybe there's still hope for you after all, Kairys.

Maybe there's still hope for you after all, Kairys.

Y'know...it's actually really weird being called that online. :p

Y'know...it's actually really weird being called that online. :p
I know! Well, actually, I don't, but it felt so weird even typing it, that I just can imagine. Something's just...wrong.

So, I guess I'll rather stay with good old Kanabia. Or Topher, just to annoy you. *looks innocent*

I know! Well, actually, I don't, but it felt so weird even typing it, that I just can imagine. Something's just...wrong.

So, I guess I'll rather stay with good old Kanabia. Or Topher, just to annoy you. *looks innocent*

Fine, you can call me Topher....but i'll call you Goolia. :p

You've been deprived. I've had people think that my nickname was my real name.

That happened to me too. :)

My nickname at the time was Cow :(

Fine, you can call me Topher....but i'll call you Goolia. :p
And of course you would pronounce this like Giulia, not like, say, goo. Right, Topher? *warning glance*

Slippery Jim, although only ever online.

Someone called me it because apparently my name is very similar to a character in a book with that nickname.

DiGriz, perchance?

And of course you would pronounce this like Giulia, not like, say, goo. Right, Topher? *warning glance*

Nay, the latter....Goolia. :p

My nickname is Negative Zero because my name seems to be everywhere these days. so one of my friends with that very name came up with it because he was tired of people saying our name and we'd both look or think someone was stating a conversation with us. so he said one day that we should just give ourselves secret agent names like red fox or Negative Zero. i was like... what the f*ck that isnt a possible number and i liked it so he called me negative zero and when other people heard him call me that they were like wtf? so they just kept going with it!

I've never had an IRL nickname. Nathan shortens to "Nate", which I tolerated in public school, but cut off in college because it rhymes with about a thousand -ate verbs, many of which are unpleasant or at least unflattering. Thing is, nobody in school was clever enough to insult me using those verbs. I'd occasionally get "Nate the Great is fishing bait," but nothing like I imagine now: "masturNate", "emascuNate", etc.

All my students have just called me by my last name, with or without the "Mr." or "Professor" preceeding it. I guess I'm just not a nicknamable guy.

Online gaming anf LAN parties have generated a few:

Target, from my inability to excel at FPS games...I don't "twitch" well.
Snipe, from sniper, a role I'm relegated to by the above problem.
Clocktower or CT, from my proficiency at sniping (when it's all you can do, you get good).
Camp Nathan, for any area I'm camped over and scoping; as in "don't go out the back, it's Camp Nathan out there."
Fink, for being a good camper.
Infradog, which is just "underdog" with a Latin prefix instead of an English one, suggesting I've less chance than an underdog.
Butter, from my preference of securing resources and building up my own empire in strategy games rather than conquering others (contrasted with my friend "Guns" who is the opposite).

and

Randy Pan, from my love and quotation of Bill Hicks.

Nay, the latter....Goolia. :p
Why, okay then, honey. You know you can call me anything you like, sweety pie. Love ya! :fluffle:
This means WAR, you dirty rotten scoundrel!

The streets of Melbourne will be covered with dead kittens and Special Editions of "The 100 Best Movies of All Time", and Topher will go down in flames.

Ahh, the Horror, the beautiful, intoxicating Horror of it all. Muahahahahahaaaaaaaaa.

My real name is Joshua and I have a friend who for about a month called me "Jah shwah" then I was in training for a job with that same friend and he just turned to me one day and said "I am calling you shua from now on" (pronounced sh wah like an upside down e) and once he started everyone else just picked it up. Hell the girl who I was friends with for over a year (and is now my girl friend) didn't even know that my real name wasn't Josh... in fact come to think of it there are ALOT of people who only know me as Shua... oh shit I've lost my identity!

I've been called "Crash" since the second time I was hit by a car on my bike.


The count is up to four now so the name seems to be sticking.

Why, okay then, honey. You know you can call me anything you like, sweety pie. Love ya! :fluffle:
This means WAR, you dirty rotten scoundrel!

The streets of Melbourne will be covered with dead kittens and Special Editions of "The 100 Best Movies of All Time", and Topher will go down in flames.

Ahh, the Horror, the beautiful, intoxicating Horror of it all. Muahahahahahaaaaaaaaa.

Hahahaha. You're welcome to try....but I will DESTROY you with bad movies....and jibing! so much jibing! The sky will rain black with poorly crafted insults and mocking! BLACK I SAY! And stinky blackness, at that...

...mmmh....intoxicating horror....

Hahahaha. You're welcome to try....but I will DESTROY you with bad movies....and jibing! so much jibing! The sky will rain black with poorly crafted insults and mocking! BLACK I SAY! And stinky blackness, at that...

...mmmh....intoxicating horror....
Poorly crafted and stinky.

You know, I really couldn't have said it better myself. Methinks I can leave my army at home and just lean back and watch you self-destruct. So much easier on the kittens, too, not to mention on all those good movies.

Why, that was a very easy win. Now what do I do with the rest of the afternoon? Any suggestions, Topher?

Chief

Its a long long story, but basically it's my cartoon persona on the Starship Rejects - a thing to pass time devised by me and my friends

Yak

My real name is Jake but somehow my parents have come to calling me Yak - I think my dad started it.

Mostly defined as 'crazy'.

Hey Crazy! Get your butt over here.

*looks worried* That's not what I'm like, really...perfectly sane, yes, that's it...I think my sister started that one. She's one to talk.

It's between that and terms of endearment, his favorites being 'honey' and 'cupcake'. I think he uses 'crazy' too...I swear that must mean something...

I only like playing F.E.A.R. because of the incinerator...teehee...

I was known as Fukov for awhile. It was a stupid thing that started as a way to harrass the substitute("Fukov","What did you say?", "My names Fukov. It's Russian from my father's side.") which spun into a nice little story about how my grandfather (Alexi Fukov) had died of cancer last year. The name stuck for about 2 months after the joke had gotten stale.
And that is about it. Pretty much what you get for having a name that is already short and easy to pronounce, no one feels the need to invent a different one for you.

ethno or ethnic: i'm the only one in my flat who isn't officially domicile in the uk, so i am a minority and an immigrant ergo ethnic :rolleyes: (also an immigrant in the place i am domicile, o well).

rossco/rosstopher: for lack of a possible abreviation for my name

rosalind/rosamund: i live in a flat with four girls and am the only boy so they ruthlessly deny me my masculinity which is fine cuz i tend to as well :eek: .

have been called rosie in the past and also at primary school was called 'mad hacker' for my dubious tackling style in football (always successful and legal i should point out but often resulting in flight/injury of the opposition :p ).

Lots of people in real life call me Peaches because I'm a female and I live in Ga. The Peach State. Somebody coined the phrase/terms "Georgia Peaches" for all the women who are born and raised in here long ago. I think in all fairness we should call the men in Georgia Peanuts since that was something we are known for as well.
ya know, whenever I hear "peaches", the first image I get is The Ruler of Heck from Rockos Modern Life
http://www.ignicons.com/cartoons_rulerofheck.gif

I am also tossing around the idea of Sark Daddy, Sarkums, and JEW wearing hottie.haha...that last one made me laugh.

Oh, and Kanabia, how do you feel about "Tof"...kinda like topher, but without the "er" at the end

One teh intwebs I was once reffered to as Iffy. Which was odd.

In that wierd place called RL I have been called many things. To clarify most of the my name is Stephen Nugent.
Steevil Kineevil
Stefan Mugent
Nugo
Nuge
Pooge
Nuginator
Nuginatrix
Pooginator
Poogington
Poogacint
Nudger
Nugget
Chicken Nugget :rolleyes:

Juicy Roo and Jrae.
Both come from my name, Jessi-Rae. My dad used to call me juicy roo when i was a kid, and it stuck. I never found out where it came from, but i like it.
And jrae, well there was too many jesse's in my school so my friends just called me jessirae....but that got shortened to jrae cause it was easier.
Boring I know
just saw this...so my friend is named Jessie, and got nicknamed Jessie-May (her middle name) Weird.

I've got the nicknames:

Personal: Juanita, Ivan, Evan/Ethan, Slam
NS: Demon

Stories:
Juanita: Translated from its original meaning my name means "John". Being that not even having a single drop of hispanic background I could speak Spanish almost fluently by Freshman year in Highschool my friends and I (going to an all boys school) always changed each other's names to the feminine. Since my name is hard to change to the feminine (being there is no feminine form) they started calling me Juantia and it stuck between those of us who still chat.

Evan/Ivan: Sophomore year on the bus, people got tired of calling me by my real name and decided to make up a relatively new name. Hence I got both Evan and Ivan from there for the rest of my years there.

Ethan: I used to go to a highschool youth group at my church. This one kid Matt, never remembered anyone's first name! So he used to go through a huge list of names whenever addressing someone... the one he commonly ended up calling me was Ethan. Kinda stuck as a joke.

Slam: This started in Sophomore year when a new kid came to the school. Guy's name was Nick. We always played 2 on 4/5/6 him and me against anyone else. Neither of us are very tall (6'5" and 6'6"). I used to go for the drives and slam it against the back board on purpose and he'd dunk it so we became known as Slam and Dunk

Demon: I'm a noob here but someone just called me Demon... I misspelt my name ... I meant for it to be Demosthenes w/e but I put a "n" in and it became Demon so w/e

My first nickname, I hate. My sister started it. I don't know if she was actually calling me fat or just said it because it sounds like my name, Heather. But evetually my friends found out and started calling me Heifer. I hate it! I am actually normal weight, thank you!
My other is Rachael. I know....Heather=Rachael...how? Well, my friends ex=boyfriend was talking to her about me on the phone and he kept calling me Rachael. I don't know why, but it infuriated me to be called by the wrong name yet once again in my life. (I have often been called my sister's name, my sister's friends name, rarely by my own name....--;;). But my friends just kept calling me that and I really don't care anymore.

People call me Flynn because I was being a smartass one time and I told some people at school that that was my name (I don't quite know where I came up with it). Now, people use that name more than my real name.

My online name is gosling357, spawning gos, and my offline nicknames are Nome or Boney.

Nuca (pronounced "Nookah").

Kirbs, Ditto, Chocolate Applesauce.

Kirbs: Everywhere else on the internet, my screenname is either Kirby_D or Dragon_Kirby, and I make kirby sprites...
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/Dragonkirby/Jesterkirby.gif

Ditto: Too lazy too actually talk a lot, if someone says something I agree with, I just say "Ditto".

Chocolate Applesauce: You've all heard the names for people of one race who act another, Oreo, Twinkie, etc. Well, I'm a black kid who acts asian, so me and my (asian) friends we trying to come up with a food dark on the outside and yellow on the inside....so....Chocolate Applesauce. Usually just CA though.



IRL, its been "Wolfy" for years now,used affectionately by former coworkers and friends, mainly females.
Lucky.

The only thing that comes close to a nickname is people calling me "J" because it's my first initial.

Some people then also call me JC because that's my first and last initial.

My lacrosse teammates called me Timmy the Tank.

My friend randomly started calling me Curtis one day, and the name stuck :rolleyes:

Other than that, I don't have a nickname.

My RL nickname is Smunkee. Everyone has called me that for almost forever.


I used to work for a radio station, my on-air name was Kanga.

You people with nicknames sicken me.

You people with nicknames sicken me.

You're just jealous of Chocolate Applesauce.

You're just jealous of Chocolate Applesauce.

I don't even wanna know what the fuck that nick means.

I don't even wanna know what the fuck that nick means.

Reading posts helps.

Reading posts helps.

*refuses*

*refuses*

:P

I just remembered that in highschool people called me psycho bob......from a band I was in, I didn't make up the nickname so I don't remember where it came from although my friend who was also in the band had a rather obsene explaination, that I can't go into on here an still be PG, but the name of the band was "Crackhead Kneel" so if you can figure it out Kudo's if not........tough luck LOL:D

I just remembered that in highschool people called me psycho bob......from a band I was in, I didn't make up the nickname so I don't remember where it came from although my friend who was also in the band had a rather obsene explaination, that I can't go into on here an still be PG, but the name of the band was "Crackhead Kneel" so if you can figure it out Kudo's if not........tough luck LOL:D

The Groupie, I assume.

I have been called many a name but "verger" is just a classic. It is a variation of herper and my name vincent. The herper is a derviation of herpes. Dont really know if I want this name now that i think about it.

Super Dave - after this guy (http://www.nndb.com/people/240/000024168/), not because of his stunts though (it could have helped....) but because my RL name is [real name]. Davis

Zing/Zang - the old superhero alias' of a friend and me (i think I was Zing)

Ya Pilot - people say that cause I'm a pilot:)

D-Dawg - from a friend who thinks he may be black when drunk

There were more but I can't really remember them, haven't been used in awhile.

Don't really have any from NS, other than SD or Saige in place of Saige Dragon:(

end any conjunction with "ass" and you'll get nicknames from my dad

anything having to do with the movie "Saw" and "Saw 2" and you'll get my nicknames from school

i'm known as Captain Mordred to a select few *don't ask, i wouldn't tell you anyways*

Mindy, Mel and Dink.

Mindy, fortunately, didn't last long.
Mel - first syllable of my name - obvious.
Dink - I have no idea why.

Hrothgar, Chuck Norris, Thac0 Messiah, Monotone, DM, Skald...

that's the list of the ones still in use. A lot more were used and have been abandoned.

I have had a lot of nicknames over the years.

My first Nickname was 'psycho' sixth grade, every junior had to have one and that was I.
I jumped two people who had jumped me on other occasions. I grew up around older people my idea of jumping someone was different then my contemporaries.
The first kid had smacked in the face with a boke chain, so I caught alone in our school hall and choked him out, clean triangle choke--but because I actually choked him out--I was 'psycho'.

The other kid was much stronger then me and he picked on everyone(for years all the way to adulthood I would hear his name mentioned and people would hiss and ask where he could be found now--a more hated person I have never known) I waited in the bathroom for him...when he walked past the stall door I was standing in I kicked the door open as hard as I could knocked him to the ground and stomped all over his ankles then I kicked him in the face.
He didnt tell it was me(he was bully) he never touched me again, or any of my friends. He did however give it worse to the next grade down...sorry guys.

Once I moved in with my dad, I became Little Michael. I have held to this name for longer then any other. At some points my father and I were living with as many as three other michaels so I was known to most everyone as 'Little Michael'--I hated 'Mike'.
I still answer to Little Michael.

For some reason while living in Pheonix when I was 13 my stoner friends started calling me 'TrueBlue', I have never been really clear on why. I seem to recall owning a lot of blue clothing at that time so that may have been why. They also could have just been really high and simply went with it.

Returning to Detroit,
I got some names I dont care to discuss--related to some incidence I am not proud of.

But when I started drinking heavy at about 15 or 16 I got the nickname 'The Vomitron' because I would drink large amounts of liquor, then go and make myself vomit and begin drinking again(yes, I was stupid) Because I could simply think about vomitting and do it(no finger or any crap like that) and because I did it at will(many times an open sun roof or convertable at the mall fell victim to my bizzare talent) I was dubbed 'The Vomitron'.

Later a gentleman who has remained a close and great friend would name me the Disciple of Pain (I was into, and had always been into martial arts)---
The DOP nickname broke of and manifest itself as Shoalin Disciple, Monk, Shaolin Monk, MasterKiller. Often followed by the question " But do you know toad style?"

A number of females in my life at the time had given me the name Rasputin for my odd but attractive behavior(I stopped with the vomiting on command). i went with because I loved the Mad Monk(yes Rasputin was actually another off shoot of Disciple of Pain).

I have aswell as being deeply interested in Martial Arts been a military historian, like my friend who named me DOP.
One day asked my question from Conan that was ripped from the Ghengis Khan.

I myself having mentioned on many occasions how much I loved the mongols.

I answered him with the answer Ghengis gave--I also happened atthat time to wear a top knot haircut and Fu-ManChu moustache---so I became Ghengis. At the same time, some of hte people I practiced Kungfu with started calling me 'Dirty Manchu', or just 'Manchu' (because of my Hair cut).

I have had a few others, Flowers being one that sticks in my mind.....but i dont think I will share why I got called 'Flowers'.

Ghengis, and LittleMichael are still names I answer to, I think I always will.

Temujin(the given name of Ghengis Khan is also I name I answer to, and use online).

Meh, nicknames.

The Groupie, I assume.
you assume incorrectly.

Well, because I'm German, my nickname was "Hitler" until about Year 10. And that made resentful, increasing the chance of me being the next Hitler. It's almost a causal loop.

My nickname is Drifter because one of my friends is making a comic/novel and one of the characters is an old man (named Drifter) whose mind is always anywhere except where it needs to be. Drifter's personality was based on mine :rolleyes: .

I'm also called Rock Star because of my long hair. *sigh* Each to his own, I guess.

"The Samurai" - because I'm Asian although I am Chinese not Japanese
"Kenny" - because my first name Kien is similar but harder to spell

PS - My PC is called Shintaro since it uses the "Samurai" gaming case.

Tink, Elly-Belly and lately Cliff (best not to ask about that one)

Well, because I'm German, my nickname was "Hitler" until about Year 10. And that made resentful, increasing the chance of me being the next Hitler. It's almost a causal loop.
Are you sure they didn't call you hitler because you're a nazi?

Tink, Elly-Belly and lately Cliff (best not to ask about that one)
Cliff Richard?

Where are the Young Ones when you really need 'em?

Chief

Its a long long story, but basically it's my cartoon persona on the Starship Rejects - a thing to pass time devised by me and my friends

Yak

My real name is Jake but somehow my parents have come to calling me Yak - I think my dad started it.
I would guess that "Yak" comes from a Latinate treatment of "Jake". A "J" gets pronounced like a "Y" in many languages. Drop the silent "E", and poof -- you're a Yak (Latinate pronunciation would be "yock", btw.)

Kirbs, Ditto, Chocolate Applesauce.

Kirbs: Everywhere else on the internet, my screenname is either Kirby_D or Dragon_Kirby, and I make kirby sprites...
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/Dragonkirby/Jesterkirby.gif

Ditto: Too lazy too actually talk a lot, if someone says something I agree with, I just say "Ditto".

Chocolate Applesauce: You've all heard the names for people of one race who act another, Oreo, Twinkie, etc. Well, I'm a black kid who acts asian, so me and my (asian) friends we trying to come up with a food dark on the outside and yellow on the inside....so....Chocolate Applesauce. Usually just CA though.




Lucky.
How's about "chocolate banana"? "Cupcake"? Just tryin' to help.

Hrothgar, Chuck Norris, Thac0 Messiah, Monotone, DM, Skald...

that's the list of the ones still in use. A lot more were used and have been abandoned.
Thac0 Messiah? You were good with a 20-sided die, no doubt! Right on.

Tink, Elly-Belly and lately Cliff (best not to ask about that one)


Hello Tink-how have you been? I havent seen you in a while.

Now what do I do with the rest of the afternoon? Any suggestions, Topher?

Yes. Eat a hat.

Yes. Eat a hat.
can i call you Tofu instead of Topher? pleaaase? :D

Cliff Richard?

Where are the Young Ones when you really need 'em?
:eek: shiiiit! cliiiiiiiiiiiifffffffffffffffffffffffff......


Kirbs, Ditto, Chocolate Applesauce.

Kirbs: Everywhere else on the internet, my screenname is either Kirby_D or Dragon_Kirby, and I make kirby sprites...
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/Dragonkirby/Jesterkirby.gif

i love kirby! :p :fluffle:

i pwn with the little dude on smash bros ;)

can i call you Tofu instead of Topher? pleaaase? :D

Hehe, I like that. Okay. :D

Hehe, I like that. Okay. :D
hahahaha yay!! :D

http://www.foodsubs.com/Photos/chinesesofttofu.jpg

i love kirby! :p :fluffle:

i pwn with the little dude on smash bros ;)

Heh, is that a challenge? I thouroughly enjoy a good fight with another puffball user. :D *Brainstorms a PM Kirby sprite*

So what are your nicknames?
My nicknames are:
Noka: short for Nokamus
Orelwise: that means the wise eagle, it is something my fellow Keyi named me

On NS, people shorten my name to "Bandi" or something similar for some reason. As though my current username isn't short enough for them. Lazy bastards. :p

IRL... I won't give them away. That would be telling. And we wouldn't want that, now would we?

How's about "chocolate banana"? "Cupcake"? Just tryin' to help.

I think people have a meaning for cupcake already.....but I also have a cup of applesauce at lunch everyday, so that helped bring aboout CA...

Nickname on NS: Lup, Luppy, etc

Nickname in RL: Dan, Danny, Danno, Coltsie, Colts, whatever.

<-- pissy mood

On NS, I like to be called TC. Please not Terror. Anything but Terror.

I don't exactly have a nickname right now. When I was a kid, my parents called me "Header," because my name is Heather and I fell on my head alot. And two years ago, a couple guys took to calling me Legolas, as apparently I look elfish. That wore out pretty quick. Now, people just call me "idiot" or "that writer/actress/opera singer girl with no boobs who wears way too many bracelets/ always shouts about being offended whenever religion or rememberance day is brought up."

I am also tossing around the idea of Sark Daddy, Sarkums, and JEW wearing hottie.
I already figured a few if there weren't objections ...
due a certain fondness for liquor, i can't believe "Cutty Sark" hasn't been mentioned.
And, as well, Snarky, which may also seem fairly obvious given a few of his posts. *nods*
I like Sark Daddy, also.
Of course, i already endorse "Peech".
...
I'm glad so far i haven't garnered TOO acerbic a reputation. ;)

You may call me anything you like.

In fact I might start calling you main course......or C-spot. I cant decide.
My vote's on the bolded. *nods emphatically*

My vote's on the bolded. *nods emphatically*

I think I could go with C-Spot.

Then again, I wouldnt mind Peech calling me anything, just as long as shes calling.

I think I could go with C-Spot.
^
Does that work okay, or is that a frontier you don't want to cross into? ;)

Peech rocks. *nods*

Well, some people call me the Space Cowboy, some call me the Gangster of Love, some people call me Maurice. :D

Well, some people call me the Space Cowboy, some call me the Gangster of Love, some people call me Maurice. :D
...just don't call you, "Late For The Party" ...

The Joker.
Where's my cookie?

Well, some people call me the Space Cowboy, some call me the Gangster of Love, some people call me Maurice. :D


A cookie to the first person to correctly identify that.

The loathesome cutesy nickname of Care Bear has been my most prominent, followed by Bunny for the way my nose wiggles when I chew ice.

It's horrible being an adult and hearing my mother call out "Care Bear!" in a public place when she's trying to locate me.

Let's see...The most endearing is Scrotum..as my last name used to be Schroeder. That one followed me everywhere. In japanese class I was Shiki, though I have also been Xarhtna and Primesupreme but the latter two mainly online. Though my first nickname by my family was Mr. Magoo. Which hasn't stuck at all anywhere. I am surprised Straughn hasn't posted some of his nicknames...I know of at least one that no one here knows.

call me foamy.
foamy was takin so i used my other name.
i am called dragon some times to... (for reason unknow.)

Well, some people call me the Space Cowboy, some call me the Gangster of Love, some people call me Maurice. :D
You're the cutest thing that I ever did see. I really love your peeches, want to shake your tree. Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time, ooo-eee baby I'll sure show you a good time ;) :fluffle:

I already figured a few if there weren't objections ...
due a certain fondness for liquor, i can't believe "Cutty Sark" hasn't been mentioned.
And, as well, Snarky, which may also seem fairly obvious given a few of his posts. *nods*
I like Sark Daddy, also.
Of course, i already endorse "Peech".
...
I'm glad so far i haven't garnered TOO acerbic a reputation.
haha...what fondness of liquor *takes swig*...oh. I see what you mean.

Snarky makes me laugh, so does Sark Daddy. I leave this up to you and Peech

You're the cutest thing that I ever did see. I really love your peeches, want to shake your tree. Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time, ooo-eee baby I'll sure show you a good time ;) :fluffle:


*Hands you a cookie*

*Hands you a cookie*
You should read my last post, and the time i edited it. *awaits cookie patiently* :(


Hint:

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10544426&postcount=104

You should read my last post, and the time i edited it. *awaits cookie patiently* :(


Hint:

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10544426&postcount=104
*passes cookie to Straughn*

Latin name: Decimus
Japanese name: *thinks* Shinji sounds good
German name: Dan :rolls eyes:

Let's see...The most endearing is Scrotum..as my last name used to be Schroeder. That one followed me everywhere. In japanese class I was Shiki, though I have also been Xarhtna and Primesupreme but the latter two mainly online. Though my first nickname by my family was Mr. Magoo. Which hasn't stuck at all anywhere. I am surprised Straughn hasn't posted some of his nicknames...I know of at least one that no one here knows.
I'll post "That Guy" and "Green Man" but i don't remember any others right now. I'm playing GTA.

*passes cookie to Straughn*
*shares with Sarkhaan*
You made a better ditty out of it.
*bows*

Crazy guy: I occaisionally think outloud about things that other people think are wierd, like politics, and classic rock. And I have been known to rant and rave like a lunatic in public (I'l; be conversing with someone, then I'll think of something thats bugging me, bring it up and go on and on and on about it like a madman, apparently). Also, a few years back I was in the looney bin for a week or so.

*shares with Sarkhaan*
You made a better ditty out of it.
*bows*grasias.
*passes straughn a glass of milk*

grasias.
*passes straughn a glass of milk*
Ya know, a few years ago, and that garnish would've resulted in some significant unpleasantness for myself and anyone within nostril-shot. *nods solemnly*

Strangely enough, i climbed out after six years of it. *shrug*
Another "overnight" kind of thing.
*salud*

Ya know, a few years ago, and that garnish would've resulted in some significant unpleasantness for myself and anyone within nostril-shot. *nods solemnly*

Strangely enough, i climbed out after six years of it. *shrug*
Another "overnight" kind of thing.
*salud*
I have a friend who lost his lactose intolerance. Guess it might be more common? *shrug*
L'chaim!

I have a friend who lost his lactose intolerance. Guess it might be more common? *shrug*
L'chaim!
Well then my congrats to them because i remember it being *significantly* unpleasant ... about as bad as my ulcer days were.

Well then my congrats to them because i remember it being *significantly* unpleasant ... about as bad as my ulcer days were.
ouch...you've had such fun conditions. All I get is heartburn, scarlet fever, and patellal tendonitis.

ouch...you've had such fun conditions. All I get is heartburn, scarlet fever, and patellal tendonitis.
Scarlet fever? Any funny stories about that?
I've had plenty of little that/t'other kind of things over a few years.
Migraines, ulcer, osgoodslaughter's disease, heart disease, kidney stone, hypoglycemia, sleep apnea, and a few broken thingamabobbers.

Scarlet fever? Any funny stories about that?
I've had plenty of little that/t'other kind of things over a few years.
Migraines, ulcer, osgoodslaughter's disease, heart disease, kidney stone, hypoglycemia, sleep apnea, and a few broken thingamabobbers.
Scarlet fever, me and my sister used to get strep alot, woke up one morning with a weird rash, ran to my moms room saying we looked like grandma (she has alot of freckles, which is what the rash looked like), and ended up having scarlet.
I was the last in my house to get chicken pox. My sister had it for 2, overlapped my dad by a week, who also had it for 2. I overlapped his second week and also had it for 2. My mom would play connect the dots with her mascera...it felt good and kept her occupied. I also ended up with pneumonia at the same time. that was fun.
broke my foot in an escalator, constant broken fingers and toes...um...sleep problems, rediculously low blood pressure (60/80 at its high)...all good times

Scarlet fever, me and my sister used to get strep alot, woke up one morning with a weird rash, ran to my moms room saying we looked like grandma (she has alot of freckles, which is what the rash looked like), and ended up having scarlet.
I was the last in my house to get chicken pox. My sister had it for 2, overlapped my dad by a week, who also had it for 2. I overlapped his second week and also had it for 2. My mom would play connect the dots with her mascera...it felt good and kept her occupied. I also ended up with pneumonia at the same time. that was fun.
broke my foot in an escalator, constant broken fingers and toes...um...sleep problems, rediculously low blood pressure (60/80 at its high)...all good times
Surprisingly enough, i actually have a good constitution. It took 11 days of exposure for me to finally get chicken pox, and since they'd cooped us (as is the fashion), they all got the second version that i contributed back to them.
Also, i'm unresponsive to poison oak.
There's a few things for the sleep problems, but i think you've already seen what i've posted about that.

Surprisingly enough, i actually have a good constitution. It took 11 days of exposure for me to finally get chicken pox, and since they'd cooped us (as is the fashion), they all got the second version that i contributed back to them.
Also, i'm unresponsive to poison oak.
There's a few things for the sleep problems, but i think you've already seen what i've posted about that.
I think I mostly have the sleep problems under control, although they are peaking back up again...I should work on that. (yeah, I've seen your tips...those are the same things I usually do. Or just take nyquil for a few nights. or drink. which brings us back to your suggested nickname:p )
I don't get any of the poison plants (oak, ivy, sumac). I've rolled in them before and been fine.

I think I mostly have the sleep problems under control, although they are peaking back up again...I should work on that. (yeah, I've seen your tips...those are the same things I usually do. Or just take nyquil for a few nights. or drink. which brings us back to your suggested nickname:p )
I don't get any of the poison plants (oak, ivy, sumac). I've rolled in them before and been fine.
Arrr.
I think Lunatic Goofballs also has an immunity to the oak thing, IIRC.

Arrr.
I think Lunatic Goofballs also has an immunity to the oak thing, IIRC.
yeah...I recall a story about chasing a squirrel naked. I might be making that up, but with LG, anything is possible.

yeah...I recall a story about chasing a squirrel naked. I might be making that up, but with LG, anything is possible.
You should hear his "New Hampshire scar" anecdote!

You should hear his "New Hampshire scar" anecdote!
hmm...I don't think I've heard that. Time for a story with LG! w00t!
by the way, I think we are the best at hijacking threads. I create a thread to stop us from hijacking another, and we come to that thread and hijack it.

*passes Pete's Wicked Strawberry Blonde Ale to Straughn as trophy*

hmm...I don't think I've heard that. Time for a story with LG! w00t!
by the way, I think we are the best at hijacking threads. I create a thread to stop us from hijacking another, and we come to that thread and hijack it.

*passes Pete's Wicked Strawberry Blonde Ale to Straughn as trophy*
Hahahaha!!!
*FLORT* :D
Suppin' time!!!
*knockin' back*

Hahahaha!!!
*FLORT* :D
Suppin' time!!!
*knockin' back*
we are truly masters of our craft.
And FLORT still gets me to snicker.
*joins in "suppin' time"*

we are truly masters of our craft.
And FLORT still gets me to snicker.
*joins in "suppin' time"*
Here's a toast to your enemies' enemies!
*clang*

Here's a toast to your enemies' enemies!
*clang*
nothing like a nice cold beer shared by two guys across what...four? timezones in celebration of hijacking.
*cheers!*

nothing like a nice cold beer shared by two guys across what...four? timezones in celebration of hijacking.
*cheers!*
Well, that and a cookie and milk. *nods*

Well, that and a cookie and milk. *nods*
here...I'll even give ya a slice of this pizza.
*passes a nice greasy slice*
nothing tops good NY pizza. Even if it is from CT.

here...I'll even give ya a slice of this pizza.
*passes a nice greasy slice*
nothing tops good NY pizza. Even if it is from CT.
It's even better with an apology for Dubya!! :D

It's even better with an apology for Dubya!! :D
hahaha...hijacks across threads. I like it.

And I do apologize. I even send a full batch of cookies (http://www.kairosoftexas.org/images/cookies.jpg) to make up for it. To all 260 million Americans.

hahaha...hijacks across threads. I like it.

And I do apologize. I even send a full batch of cookies (http://www.kairosoftexas.org/images/cookies.jpg) to make up for it. To all 260 million Americans.
Even the stupid/deluded/both chimpf*cks who intentionally yielded their vote to that excrement? Can i do something to their cookies first?

Even the stupid/deluded/both chimpf*cks who intentionally yielded their vote to that excrement? Can i do something to their cookies first?
haha...hell, for that comment, I think you just earned every last one of them.

haha...hell, for that comment, I think you just earned every last one of them.
Uhm, i need some mental floss/parsley first, methinks :eek:

Uhm, i need some mental floss/parsley first, methinks :eek:
haha...I think I might have to agree with you

I get Harle, Harlesy, Harley, Harlsey and in Real Life i have been stuck with Junior because i am the youngest in my Cricket team.:p

Ah yes also eh-oh calls me Hooch...

My nicknames are Fraloopie and Chewie.

Fraloopie is just a nickname my grandfather gave me (if it wasn't past midnight I might have enough of an attention span to explain) and I really don't remember how I got the nickname Chewie.