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http://home.peoplepc.com/psp/newsstory.asp?cat=news&referrer=welcome&id=20060305/440a7050_3ca6_1552620060305335655151

Very sad. :(

"What can we do if bonobo meat is tasty?" Kanyamba said.

SOYLENT GREEN IS MADE OF PEOPLE.

It’s a homophobic conspiracy.

That IDIOT! I told him to get rid of all the hippie CHICKS! Man, he can't do anything right. :headbang:











j/k ;)

http://home.peoplepc.com/psp/newsstory.asp?cat=news&referrer=welcome&id=20060305/440a7050_3ca6_1552620060305335655151

Very sad. :(

One baby every five years. That's the problem. We need to slip them some fertility drugs. :p

One baby every five years. That's the problem. We need to slip them some fertility drugs. :p
they fornicate every 90 minutes. Fertility drugs may be needed...

yay for doing reports on Bonobos because they're the horny apes.:fluffle:

they fornicate every 90 minutes. Fertility drugs may be needed...

yay for doing reports on Bonobos because they're the horny apes.:fluffle:
Horny apes.. That's awesome.
Sex every 90 minutes but a baby every 5 years. Hmm, that's pretty damn unlucky.

Horny apes.. That's awesome.
Sex every 90 minutes but a baby every 5 years. Hmm, that's pretty damn unlucky.
well, they're related to the common chimps, but rather than fighting, they screw.

If there is a conflict, they will basically walk up to the other, hump a few seconds, and then walk off with everything okay. This happens male/male, male/female, and female/female. They even perform fellatio. And you want to know the great thing? They are genetically more similar to us than any other animal.

Monkey love (http://www.dlynnwaldron.com/Missionarycrop.jpg)

ETA: oh, and females prefer missionary, while males prefer doggy style.

http://home.peoplepc.com/psp/newsstory.asp?cat=news&referrer=welcome&id=20060305/440a7050_3ca6_1552620060305335655151

Very sad. :(

Damn dirty hippies ... they deserve it! :)