What do you do right after you win the big game? Give Birth?
Minoriteeburg
05-03-2006, 20:15
That is what one High School Athelete did......
B-baller gives birth hours after game
http://www.sploid.com/images/pregcager.jpg
For many high school athletes, their final game can be an emotional time. Finding out you're pregnant can be, too. Learning you're pregnant and giving birth just hours after your final game?
After sinking two three-pointers in the final game of her senior year on February 18, Kayla Alire joined her teammates on the bus heading home. She soon felt horrible stomach pains.
Her concerned mother rushed her to the hospital where a quick diagnosis followed: labor pains.
In no time she had given birth to 6 pound, 4 ounce Isaiah.
"I was shocked," she said. "I was just so amazed."
So was her boyfriend of two years, Felipe Sisneros. He too had no idea, but he quickly warmed to the idea.
"After he realized it was true, he got really happy," Alire said.
Alire never had any idea she was pregnant. Like many female athletes she was accustomed to irregular periods and fit in her same size 0 pants throughout.
"I'm not really sure how much weight I gained since I didn't really weigh myself," she said. "I ate just like I usually do."
She plans to finish school and run track this spring and then go to college in the fall.
>>LINK (http://www.sploid.com/news/2006/03/basketballer_gi.php)
How do you not know your pregnant? I've read stories like this before and it's always boggled my mind. But hey strange stuff happens everyday on this planet.
Anarchic Christians
05-03-2006, 20:16
The term 'Thick as a brick' springs to mind...
It has something to do with the reproduction process :D
Megaloria
05-03-2006, 20:23
That would have been one HELL of a technical foul.
Minoriteeburg
05-03-2006, 20:24
That would have been one HELL of a technical foul.
not to mention a messy cleanup afterwards.
"The center goes for the lay-up, Oh no! she slips on afterbirth!"
not to mention a messy cleanup afterwards.
"The center goes for the lay-up, Oh no! she slips on afterbirth!"
A great moment in towelboy history
*Cue the dramatic music*
Ashmoria
05-03-2006, 20:28
the girl was in denial
there is NO way she didnt notice her tummy bulging a bit over the top of her size 0 lowride jeans.
even if you are used to having irregular periods, you would notice that you hadnt had one for 9 freaking months
she just refused to believe that she was pregnant
the baby is lucky to have been born healthy
Minoriteeburg
05-03-2006, 20:29
A great moment in towelboy history
*Cue the dramatic music*
"...and the towel boy slips on the afterbirth and gets a face full of chunks."
someone give that towelboy a raise and paid vacation stat.
Tarayshia
05-03-2006, 20:32
I agree with Ashmoria. That girl's an idiot..
"...and the towel boy slips on the afterbirth and gets a face full of chunks."
someone give that towelboy a raise and paid vacation stat.
Sidenote: Thanks I'm eating Ziti right now...
"Oh and the towelboy is down, the trainer is coming onto the cour- he fell in the after birth as well! Oh the pandamonia! The fans are rushing the courts and piling up on the afterbirth! In 375 years of generic announcing I've only seen this four times. All of which were in the unpopular sport of newborn tossing."
Minoriteeburg
05-03-2006, 20:36
the girl was in denial
there is NO way she didnt notice her tummy bulging a bit over the top of her size 0 lowride jeans.
even if you are used to having irregular periods, you would notice that you hadnt had one for 9 freaking months
she just refused to believe that she was pregnant
the baby is lucky to have been born healthy
or maybe she tried to force a miscarriage by continuing her strenuous basketball activities and it didn't work, so she pulled the retarted "oh i didn't know" excuse.
ponder on that one.
Minoriteeburg
05-03-2006, 20:39
Sidenote: Thanks I'm eating Ziti right now...
"Oh and the towelboy is down, the trainer is coming onto the cour- he fell in the after birth as well! Oh the pandamonia! The fans are rushing the courts and piling up on the afterbirth! In 375 years of generic announcing I've only seen this four times. All of which were in the unpopular sport of newborn tossing."
you may want to put your ziti down now.
"Newborn tossing? Never heard of that one, but I do remember the 'Bobbing for apples in afterbirth' game craze of the 1960's where people gathered from all around to sift their faces through the mystery goo. I tell you, I sometimes miss the good old days where sports were sports, and diving bare assed naked into a steaming pool of after birth and other gynocological waste was a mans game."
Dempublicents1
05-03-2006, 20:44
the girl was in denial
there is NO way she didnt notice her tummy bulging a bit over the top of her size 0 lowride jeans.
even if you are used to having irregular periods, you would notice that you hadnt had one for 9 freaking months
she just refused to believe that she was pregnant
the baby is lucky to have been born healthy
Not to mention that, if the baby was born healthy, then she should have been feeling some movement for at least a couple of months. My great-grandmother never stopped having her periods during pregnancy, so she had no idea for a while - but when the kicking started, she figured it out real quick.
Minoriteeburg
05-03-2006, 20:51
Not to mention that, if the baby was born healthy, then she should have been feeling some movement for at least a couple of months. My great-grandmother never stopped having her periods during pregnancy, so she had no idea for a while - but when the kicking started, she figured it out real quick.
seriously how the hell do you not know that something is living and moving inside you? must've been some good drugs she was smoking.
Ashmoria
05-03-2006, 21:05
or maybe she tried to force a miscarriage by continuing her strenuous basketball activities and it didn't work, so she pulled the retarted "oh i didn't know" excuse.
ponder on that one.
its very possible that her irregular periods meant that she didnt know she was pregnant until it was too late for an abortion
its a good thing that the pains started in front of everyone. otherwise she might well have had the baby in the locker room toilet and just left it there.
denial can be very strong
Minoriteeburg
05-03-2006, 22:29
its very possible that her irregular periods meant that she didnt know she was pregnant until it was too late for an abortion
its a good thing that the pains started in front of everyone. otherwise she might well have had the baby in the locker room toilet and just left it there.
denial can be very strong
yeah i remember the girl who left her baby in the toilet when she gave birth on prom night, then after delivering the baby she cleaned up and went back out to dance.
Grave_n_idle
05-03-2006, 22:38
the girl was in denial
there is NO way she didnt notice her tummy bulging a bit over the top of her size 0 lowride jeans.
even if you are used to having irregular periods, you would notice that you hadnt had one for 9 freaking months
she just refused to believe that she was pregnant
the baby is lucky to have been born healthy
If she wears size 0, she might be anorexic, in which case it could be YEARS since she last had a period. Might also explain negligible foetal movement.
Regardless of which, if this was a first pregnancy, some people (especially in zero-sex-education localities) really do NOT know what to look for.
Even during her second pregnancy, my wife said that many of the foetal movements felt like little bubbles, or flips/lurches... things that could have other explanations than 'baby on board'.
Super-power
05-03-2006, 22:40
WTF, over?! :confused:
Tactical Grace
05-03-2006, 22:44
WTF, over?! :confused:
"Sir, we've got noobs! Repeat WE'VE GOT NOOBS! All hell is breaking loose!"
Yeah. You couldn't make this up.
Dempublicents1
05-03-2006, 22:44
yeah i remember the girl who left her baby in the toilet when she gave birth on prom night, then after delivering the baby she cleaned up and went back out to dance.
There was a girl I went to high school with who got pregnant soon after graduation. She had always been one of the biggest "pro-life"rs around the school - so I don't know if she waited until too late or simply wouldn't get one. Instead, she changed nothing about her life - drinking, drugs, smoking - you name it. A few people noticed a bit of a bulge in her belly, but thought she was just gaining weight.
She gave birth at home to a fairly healthy baby, went to work with him (I'll never understand this part), then he died (she claims she did not actually kill him - that he died on his own) and dumped in a dumpster in a gym bag.
you may want to put your ziti down now.
"Newborn tossing? Never heard of that one, but I do remember the 'Bobbing for apples in afterbirth' game craze of the 1960's where people gathered from all around to sift their faces through the mystery goo. I tell you, I sometimes miss the good old days where sports were sports, and diving bare assed naked into a steaming pool of after birth and other gynocological waste was a mans game."
"Yes, newborn tossing back in ancient Sparta. Babies unfit for society were slung around by their umbilical cord until it broke, the mother with the longest toss won a new husband. Back when women weren't allowed to have jobs and minorities weren't allowed to vote, boy those sure were the days. Hiyo!"
Teh_pantless_hero
05-03-2006, 22:59
"Sir, we've got noobs! Repeat WE'VE GOT NOOBS! All hell is breaking loose!"
Yeah. You couldn't make this up.
Yeah, you couldn't make it up, because some one would just say you got the idea from when it has happened dozens, if not hundreds, of times before. I saw a fucking Discovery show on this same thing happening to a soccer player - 5 years ago.
You people are the biggest ignorants here, not the girl.
Tarayshia
05-03-2006, 23:00
I remember hearing about that girl at the prom that gave birth.
As for that girl who's baby died, she's full of crap..dying on his own.
Although, it's possible that all the drugs and stuff could've killed it.
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