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Top 10 Signs that We're Gonna Bomb You

Santa Barbara
05-03-2006, 20:04
Top 10 signs that the US is about to start bombing Iran.

http://www.strategypage.com/dls/articles/2006341654.asp



Before any major military operation, there are always tell tale signs. With all the talk about Israel or the United States bombing Iran's nuclear weapons program, it would be wise to check for the signs before taking the pundit prattle too seriously.

1. The U.S. Navy stages a "surge exercise" and moves six carrier battle groups into the Indian Ocean.

2. A "regularly scheduled exercise" moves Patriot Missile Batteies to Iraq, Kuwait, and Saudi Arabia. These exercises happen from time to time, but if they happen when other things are happening…

3. Movement of B-52 and B1B bombers to the island of Diego Garcia (in the Indian Ocean).

4. Deployment of F117 stealth bombers and F-22 fighters to anywhere in the Persian Gulf.


5. Deployment of B-2 Stealth Bombers to Guam, where there are special facilities for maintaining these aircraft.

6. Lockdown of Whitman Air Force Base (where most B-2 bombers are stationed) in Missouri.

7. Increased delivery of Pizza to Pentagon

8. Sudden loss of cell service near some air force bases (from which heavy bombers would depart). At the same time, there would be sightings of Middle Eastern looking guys around these bases, trying to get their cell phones to work, while being observed by what appears to be FBI agents.

9. Deployment of KC-135/KC-10 aerial tankers to Diego Garcia, Guam and the Persian Gulf.

10. America asks nations neighboring Iran for basing and over flight rights.


These warning signs are no secret, and intelligence officers regularly run down their check lists. As a result, nations will sometimes stage a false alert by deliberately performing many of the items on someone's check list, with no intention of following through.

I thought it was an interesting article given all the talk about invasion going on.
Gravlen
05-03-2006, 20:21
*reading through the list*
Damn! Uh... I'm gonna go on vacation now... See you in a couple of months!
*Runs away*
Achtung 45
05-03-2006, 20:24
*invests in Raytheon, Haliburton and Lockheed Martin*

*runs off to Canada*

*builds space ship and flies to Mars just as Earth is destroyed*

:upyours: Earthlings!!! :p
Gift-of-god
05-03-2006, 20:30
Wouldn't it be simpler to just say:

1. Oil industry is nationalised.
Good Lifes
05-03-2006, 23:05
The president keeps repeating the matra, "War is a last resort."
Randomlittleisland
05-03-2006, 23:10
Wouldn't it be simpler to just say:

1. Oil industry is nationalised.

Or copper mines. :p
Teh_pantless_hero
05-03-2006, 23:10
Correction

1. The US explictly says they arn't going to bomb you.
Bolol
05-03-2006, 23:14
Peh...We should use the honorable method...Just send them a letter or singing telegram that "we gon' bomb yur ass".
Sel Appa
05-03-2006, 23:29
7. Increased delivery of Pizza to Pentagon

8. Sudden loss of cell service near some air force bases (from which heavy bombers would depart). At the same time, there would be sightings of Middle Eastern looking guys around these bases, trying to get their cell phones to work, while being observed by what appears to be FBI agents.

lmao...most of those are quite obvious.
Zexaland
06-03-2006, 01:09
Top 10 signs that the US is about to start bombing Iran.

http://www.strategypage.com/dls/articles/2006341654.asp



I thought it was an interesting article given all the talk about invasion going on.

Number 7 made me LOL!
Kamsaki
06-03-2006, 01:13
Correction

1. The US explictly says they arn't going to bomb you.
Nah, that's usually at about 15. With "Tell the world they aren't cooperating with the UN Task Force" at 16 and "Press big red button" at number 17.
Demented Hamsters
06-03-2006, 03:02
I would have thought one sign was seeing them dust off the 'Mission Accomplished' banner.
Kyronea
06-03-2006, 03:32
Frankly, I'd be glad if we went to war with Iran, though in a different way than one might think. The Iraq war was necessary to oust Saddam, who had violated sixteen different U.N. resolutions numerous times--including one that promised the resumption of military force if he did not cooporate. Most people tend to forget about that.

As for Iran, they are developing nuclear weapons and must be stopped. They WILL nuke Israel once they get the chance: that is certain. We can't let that happen.


WITH THAT SAID:

We need a better leader than Bush. Bush is not a good President. McCain is who we need.
Teh_pantless_hero
06-03-2006, 03:52
We need a better leader than Bush. Bush is not a good President. McCain is who we need.
*deep breath*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
*breathe*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.

McCain is a neocon brown-noser. With as much shit as they put them through, he still sits around and supports nigh anything they do? McCain may be better than Bush, but so would Bubba from the trailer park. We need some one who isn't a lapdog for the radicals in the Republican camp (which is almost all of them).
Kyronea
06-03-2006, 03:54
*deep breath*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
*breathe*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.

McCain is a neocon brown-noser. With as much shit as they put them through, he still sits around and supports nigh anything they do? McCain may be better than Bush, but so would Bubba from the trailer park. We need some one who isn't a lapdog for the radicals in the Republican camp (which is almost all of them).
Hmm...

Then who would you suggest, if not McCain? I ashamedly know little about politics and who is who and whatnot. =/
Secret aj man
06-03-2006, 04:53
Hmm...

Then who would you suggest, if not McCain? I ashamedly know little about politics and who is who and whatnot. =/


vote for me...
mccain is a shallow political hack..as is most of them..nay all of them.

i would run on a platform of complete disengagement from the world,super secure borders and free trade....nuff said

if not..vote libertarian.
Demented Hamsters
06-03-2006, 05:02
Another sign that the US is going to war:
Cheney starts practising on his friends.
Man in Black
06-03-2006, 05:08
vote for me...
mccain is a shallow political hack..as is most of them..nay all of them.

i would run on a platform of complete disengagement from the world,super secure borders and free trade....nuff said

if not..vote libertarian.
Huh? :confused:
Eugene Victor Debs
06-03-2006, 05:12
You could always vote for Kerry. *passes out laughing*