Anyone here like jokes that make them groan?
Passivocalia
05-03-2006, 00:43
What do many birds have in common with Martin Luther's Reformation?
I'll bite. What?
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A Fshhhhh.
Boonytopia
05-03-2006, 00:48
Bugger all?
Passivocalia
05-03-2006, 00:49
Answer: A DIET OF WORMS!
And yours is "fsh". :D
Mooseica
05-03-2006, 00:50
What d'you call a deer with no eyes?
Commie Catholics
05-03-2006, 00:53
What d'you call a deer with no eyes?
Visually challenged?:confused:
Mooseica
05-03-2006, 00:55
Visually challenged?:confused:
No eyed deer :D
What d'you cll a deer with no eyes or legs?
Passivocalia
05-03-2006, 00:55
What d'you call a deer with no eyes?
1st guess: Deer?
2nd guess: Most likely to survive, considering it won't be staring at headlights?
Passivocalia
05-03-2006, 00:56
What d'you cll a deer with no eyes or legs?
Venison?
Man in Black
05-03-2006, 00:58
No eyed deer :D
What d'you cll a deer with no eyes or legs?
Still no eyed deer. ;)
Mooseica
05-03-2006, 00:59
Still no eyed deer. ;)
Bingo! Have a cookie! *Gives cookie*
Commie Catholics
05-03-2006, 01:06
Venison?
:D
Nenula Lakkenpera
05-03-2006, 01:08
Another few along those lines.
What do you call a cow with no legs and no feet?
What do you call a dog with no legs and no feet?
FairyTInkArisen
05-03-2006, 01:08
what's ET short for?
Mooseica
05-03-2006, 01:10
Another few along those lines.
What do you call a cow with no legs and no feet?
What do you call a dog with no legs and no feet?
Do share.
What did one clown say to the other clown?
(answer below)
ha ha.
Why did the lion spit out the clown?
(answer)
Because he tasted funny.
Dahveedland
05-03-2006, 01:11
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Mooseica
05-03-2006, 01:13
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
With a unique rabbit trap?
Dahveedland
05-03-2006, 01:16
Unique up on it.
Nenula Lakkenpera
05-03-2006, 01:16
Do share.
Ground beef.
and...
No point in calling him, he can't come.
Mooseica
05-03-2006, 01:25
Unique up on it.
Hahaha! That's fantastical :D:D
Ground beef.
and...
No point in calling him, he can't come.
Oh dear - they're so bad they're brilliant. I'm gonna have to spread these around.
Nenula Lakkenpera
05-03-2006, 01:26
A few bad puns my dad got from somewhere:
Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.
If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.
Once you've seen one shopping centre, you've seen a mall.
Acupuncture is a jab well done.
Mooseica
05-03-2006, 01:29
A few bad puns my dad got from somewhere:
Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.
If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.
Once you've seen one shopping centre, you've seen a mall.
Acupuncture is a jab well done.
Oh. My. Those are absolutely fantastic. Please give your dad my sincerest thanks.
Man in Black
05-03-2006, 01:57
Bingo! Have a cookie! *Gives cookie*
Now do you know what you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, AND no penis?
FairyTInkArisen
05-03-2006, 01:59
what's ET short for?
cause he's got little legs
(if anyone's interested)
Dinaverg
05-03-2006, 02:37
Now do you know what you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, AND no penis?
Still no fucking eye deer
Bodies Without Organs
05-03-2006, 02:57
Still no fucking eye deer
What if it is a lady deer?
Dinaverg
05-03-2006, 03:03
What if it is a lady deer?
...Well...umm...Then it's a doe.
Passivocalia
05-03-2006, 03:59
...Well...umm...Then it's a doe.
:D :D :D :D :D Oh, you guys are terrific!
Svalbardania
05-03-2006, 06:39
What do you do if you see a spaceman? (answer below)
You park your car there man.
Why did the scarecrow get an award?
He was outstanding in his field/
One hydrogen atom said to the other "I think I've lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?"
"Yes I'm positive".
Sarkhaan
05-03-2006, 07:41
Now do you know what you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, AND no penis?
okay...that one actually got me to groan. Congrats.