NationStates Jolt Archive


Anyone here like jokes that make them groan?

Passivocalia
05-03-2006, 00:43
What do many birds have in common with Martin Luther's Reformation?
Terecia
05-03-2006, 00:48
I'll bite. What?

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A Fshhhhh.
Boonytopia
05-03-2006, 00:48
Bugger all?
Passivocalia
05-03-2006, 00:49
Answer: A DIET OF WORMS!

And yours is "fsh". :D
Mooseica
05-03-2006, 00:50
What d'you call a deer with no eyes?
Commie Catholics
05-03-2006, 00:53
What d'you call a deer with no eyes?

Visually challenged?:confused:
Mooseica
05-03-2006, 00:55
Visually challenged?:confused:
No eyed deer :D

What d'you cll a deer with no eyes or legs?
Passivocalia
05-03-2006, 00:55
What d'you call a deer with no eyes?

1st guess: Deer?

2nd guess: Most likely to survive, considering it won't be staring at headlights?
Passivocalia
05-03-2006, 00:56
What d'you cll a deer with no eyes or legs?

Venison?
Man in Black
05-03-2006, 00:58
No eyed deer :D

What d'you cll a deer with no eyes or legs?
Still no eyed deer. ;)
Mooseica
05-03-2006, 00:59
Still no eyed deer. ;)

Bingo! Have a cookie! *Gives cookie*
Commie Catholics
05-03-2006, 01:06
Venison?

:D
Nenula Lakkenpera
05-03-2006, 01:08
Another few along those lines.

What do you call a cow with no legs and no feet?

What do you call a dog with no legs and no feet?
FairyTInkArisen
05-03-2006, 01:08
what's ET short for?
Mooseica
05-03-2006, 01:10
Another few along those lines.

What do you call a cow with no legs and no feet?

What do you call a dog with no legs and no feet?

Do share.
Terecia
05-03-2006, 01:10
What did one clown say to the other clown?
(answer below)
ha ha.

Why did the lion spit out the clown?
(answer)
Because he tasted funny.
Dahveedland
05-03-2006, 01:11
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Mooseica
05-03-2006, 01:13
How do you catch a unique rabbit?

With a unique rabbit trap?
Dahveedland
05-03-2006, 01:16
Unique up on it.
Nenula Lakkenpera
05-03-2006, 01:16
Do share.

Ground beef.

and...

No point in calling him, he can't come.
Mooseica
05-03-2006, 01:25
Unique up on it.

Hahaha! That's fantastical :D:D

Ground beef.

and...

No point in calling him, he can't come.

Oh dear - they're so bad they're brilliant. I'm gonna have to spread these around.
Nenula Lakkenpera
05-03-2006, 01:26
A few bad puns my dad got from somewhere:

Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.

A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

Practice safe eating - always use condiments.

Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.

Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.

If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?

The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.

Once you've seen one shopping centre, you've seen a mall.

Acupuncture is a jab well done.
Mooseica
05-03-2006, 01:29
A few bad puns my dad got from somewhere:

Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.

A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

Practice safe eating - always use condiments.

Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.

Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.

If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?

The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.

Once you've seen one shopping centre, you've seen a mall.

Acupuncture is a jab well done.

Oh. My. Those are absolutely fantastic. Please give your dad my sincerest thanks.
Man in Black
05-03-2006, 01:57
Bingo! Have a cookie! *Gives cookie*
Now do you know what you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, AND no penis?
FairyTInkArisen
05-03-2006, 01:59
what's ET short for?
cause he's got little legs

(if anyone's interested)
Dinaverg
05-03-2006, 02:37
Now do you know what you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, AND no penis?

Still no fucking eye deer
Bodies Without Organs
05-03-2006, 02:57
Still no fucking eye deer

What if it is a lady deer?
Dinaverg
05-03-2006, 03:03
What if it is a lady deer?

...Well...umm...Then it's a doe.
Passivocalia
05-03-2006, 03:59
...Well...umm...Then it's a doe.

:D :D :D :D :D Oh, you guys are terrific!
Svalbardania
05-03-2006, 06:39
What do you do if you see a spaceman? (answer below)
You park your car there man.

Why did the scarecrow get an award?
He was outstanding in his field/

One hydrogen atom said to the other "I think I've lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?"
"Yes I'm positive".
Sarkhaan
05-03-2006, 07:41
Now do you know what you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, AND no penis?
okay...that one actually got me to groan. Congrats.