Did you hear the one about...?
Demented Hamsters
04-03-2006, 15:53
The blind circumciser?
He got the sack.
:)
Any other bad jokes out there?
Great Scotia
04-03-2006, 16:33
(This is really offensive. Please don't read it if you're going to get cross)
What sits in the corner of a chip shop and bleeds?
abortion of chips
Philosopy
04-03-2006, 16:35
Man walks into a bar with a girl strapped to his back. Barman says "Sorry mate, it's fancy dress tonight."
"I am in fancy dress" the man says, "I'm a tortoise & this is Michelle."
Great Scotia
04-03-2006, 16:38
A woman walks into a bar, and asks the barman for a double entendre.
So he gives her one.
Philosopy
04-03-2006, 16:41
Three men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducked.
The Divided God
04-03-2006, 16:42
2 cannibles are eating a clown
1 cannible looks at the other and ask's
Does this taste funny.
2 clowns are eating a cannible
1 clown looks at the other and say's
There is nothing funny about this
Drunk commies deleted
04-03-2006, 16:50
Three mice are sitting at a bar downing shots of tequila.
After a while they start arguing about who's tougher.
First mouse decides to prove his toughness. Walks over to a box of rat poison and eats the whole thing. Comes back to the bar and continues drinking like nothing happened.
Second mouse walks over to the mouse trap, eats the cheese, and tears the trap appart with his bare paws. Goes back to the bar and continues drinking.
Third mouse stands up and starts walking out the door.
The other mice ask "where the hell do you think you're going?"
The third mouse says "I'm going home to fuck the cat."
Egg and chips
04-03-2006, 17:24
Cannibal walks out of a toilet crying. His friend asks him what's wrong. He replies "I've just dumped my girlfriend" :D
GoodThoughts
04-03-2006, 17:25
Cannibal walks out of a toilet crying. His friend asks him what's wrong. He replies "I've just dumped my girlfriend" :D
Owwww that is sick man!!!!:D
Super-power
04-03-2006, 17:32
How do you keep an idiot busy for hours? See below
How do you keep an idiot busy for hours? See above
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left him.
Etothepitimesiplusone
04-03-2006, 17:46
What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a porsche in my garage.
Cabra West
04-03-2006, 17:51
What's green and red and goes round and round?
Frog in a blender
Demented Hamsters
04-03-2006, 18:23
What's worse than a male chauvanist pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told.
Philosopy
04-03-2006, 18:26
What's the difference between a Porsche and a hedgehog?
With a hedgehog the prick is on the outside.