NationStates Jolt Archive


... am i a monster?

Europa alpha
03-03-2006, 22:26
OOok. Well my gf broke up with me recently.
Time spent single. 5 hours 32 minutes and 24 seconds.
Yes i have a stopwatch, so what.
Question is, if my ex asked me back i'd ZOOOOOoooooom to her.
Am i a monster!
Zero Six Three
03-03-2006, 22:27
OOok. Well my gf broke up with me recently.
Time spent single. 5 hours 32 minutes and 24 seconds.
Yes i have a stopwatch, so what.
Question is, if my ex asked me back i'd ZOOOOOoooooom to her.
Am i a monster!
I don't know.. maybe you should post some pic? You don't have any extra limbs do you?
Dinaverg
03-03-2006, 22:28
No, just stupid...


And I'd rather see a pic of this girl jerking him around so easily.
Kzord
03-03-2006, 22:29
You're monstrously bad at using punctuation, if that counts.
Forfania Gottesleugner
03-03-2006, 22:29
OOok. Well my gf broke up with me recently.
Time spent single. 5 hours 32 minutes and 24 seconds.
Yes i have a stopwatch, so what.
Question is, if my ex asked me back i'd ZOOOOOoooooom to her.
Am i a monster!

Monster? No you are just describing a rejected loser. Not that you are a rejected loser but you are acting like one now.
Europa alpha
03-03-2006, 22:30
No. apparently im hot, i dunno tho.
My ex was really pretty, like pale and dark long hair and glasses no imperfections like.
The new girl is long blond hair, tanned and freckles.
but thats besides the point.
The point is SHOULD i wait longer?
Whereyouthinkyougoing
03-03-2006, 22:32
No. apparently im hot, i dunno tho.
My ex was really pretty, like pale and dark long hair and glasses no imperfections like.
The new girl is long blond hair, tanned and freckles.
but thats besides the point.
The point is SHOULD i wait longer?

I probably don't want to know - but there's a "new girl"??

You might have to explain the "single" part to me again...
Drunk commies deleted
03-03-2006, 22:32
OOok. Well my gf broke up with me recently.
Time spent single. 5 hours 32 minutes and 24 seconds.
Yes i have a stopwatch, so what.
Question is, if my ex asked me back i'd ZOOOOOoooooom to her.
Am i a monster!
WTF? No, monsters aren't known to go crawling back to women who dumped them. Monsters do cool stuff, like commit violent acts or eat cookies.
Ashmoria
03-03-2006, 22:33
huh?

a monster for what?
Europa alpha
03-03-2006, 22:33
WTF? No, monsters aren't known to go crawling back to women who dumped them. Monsters do cool stuff, like commit violent acts or eat cookies.

Lol
Tactical Grace
03-03-2006, 22:45
If in doubt, go where the sex is.
Bodies Without Organs
03-03-2006, 22:53
My ex was really pretty, like pale and dark long hair and glasses no imperfections like.

Apart from the bad eyesight, obviously. Make of that what you will.
New Isabelle
03-03-2006, 23:03
cut those strings and RUN PINNOCHIO!!!!
Greenpeoples
03-03-2006, 23:13
yes, a muppet-like needy monster...
Ifreann
03-03-2006, 23:23
Muppets own.