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...Girlfriend/boyfriend in bed with your best friend, what would you do?

...Girlfriend/boyfriend in bed with your best friend, what would you do?
Insist they share. :D

Demand money to go to the pub and inform them to be finished by the time i get back.

It depends on my mood.

If I'm feeling exceptionally good, I'd join in. Of course, my ... unusual ... ways of doing so would probably prove a death sentence for both. XD

If not.... I'll leave it to your imaginations.

I suppose I would either join them or resort to cannibalism. Since cannibalism isn't on the poll, I'd join them.

Well, as I stand there in the doorway, I'd do three things.

1) Laugh.
2) Cry.
3) Try and remember that guy I knew who owned a pig farm. Wait, John... Jonathan? Yeah, that was it. Nice welsh guy, something like twenty pigs. Owed me a couple of big ass favours, doesn't ask questions much. What was his number again? Oh, yeah, it's on my mobile. Okay...

Anyone who has seen the film Snatch can probably guess at the events of the next six hours. Sufficing to say, I'd never see my girlfriend, best mate or country again. Aah... for a life in the Costa del Sol.

But then again, context is important. If the shock didn't kill me or put me on the path to cold-blooded murder I'd probably join in.

My boyfriend and my best friend are both rather attractive men...finding them in bed together is one of my favorite daydreams.

My boyfriend and my best friend are both rather attractive men...finding them in bed together is one of my favorite daydreams.

Hooray! Though you should still tape it and post it on the net. *sage nod*

I actually did once. They tried to explain, but I just walked out. I haven't spoken to either of them since. He wrote me a letter, it said things like "I didn't mean to hurt you" and "it just happened, niether of us really meant to have sex"

I figure he was full of crap, and wasn't worth my time. How exactly do you accidentally have sex with someone, and btw what did he think I would feel like when I found out if not hurt?


*still kinda mad 10 years later*

I guess I'd be angry they haven't called me.... and then I'd join them.

Wonder where the hell I got a bestfriend, and a girlfriend.

I'd be indescribably hurt and angry, but if I retained any rational thought at the time (and assuming I had a video recorder handy and a place to hide), I'd definitely film it, post it on the net and send the links to everyone I know and everyone they knew. Sounds like a decent starting point for revenge.

Actually, Kazcaper has the right idea. I'd film it, then sell it on the net for lots of money, make $$$, invest in something favorable like a sports team, and retire on the profits. ;)

[x] Join them! :D

The more, the merrier!

Actually, Kazcaper has the right idea. I'd film it, then sell it on the net for lots of money, make $$$, invest in something favorable like a sports team, and retire on the profits. ;)Good call! Might as well make some good from a bad situation :D

kill everybody and me.

...Girlfriend/boyfriend in bed with your best friend, what would you do?
I am sleeping with my best friend, so wouldn't be much of a change.

Demand money to go to the pub and inform them to be finished by the time i get back.

Perfect answer! :D

I don't know, I might just stand there and ask them to leave with tears in my eyes. However, I have a very disgusting temper so there's the possibility I might walk back in with a crowbar.

Depends on how I'm feeling that day.

kill everybody and me.

Now that's just silly. Surely you'd want to enjoy the piece and quiet and freedom to do whatever you want after everyone else was dead? I know I would.

How exactly do you accidentally have sex with someone?


Well, it starts out as coffee and cake. Then coffee gets spilled and the clothing must go immediately into the wash so spare clothes are brought out, but that lets the angry dog out of the bedroom who commences to attack the non-inhabitant. This involves a lot of naked running around and as the girl tries to stop the dog, many rips happen in her clothing while wrestling the dog and soon the dog turns on her for being annoying and both people have to run into the bedroom and shut out the dog. Then as the girl is trying to put on clothing that isn't shredded, the guy trips over a shoe and his dick slips in her vagina.

At that moment, you walk in.

Well, it starts out as coffee and cake. Then coffee gets spilled and the clothing must go immediately into the wash so spare clothes are brought out, but that lets the angry dog out of the bedroom who commences to attack the non-inhabitant. This involves a lot of naked running around and as the girl tries to stop the dog, many rips happen in her clothing while wrestling the dog and soon the dog turns on her for being annoying and both people have to run into the bedroom and shut out the dog. Then as the girl is trying to put on clothing that isn't shredded, the guy trips over a shoe and his dick slips in her vagina.

At that moment, you walk in.

LMAO! Brilliant.

this reminds me of what a guy did a while back. i think ill post it later...


i would be too shocked to do anything at first. i would just leave, then cut off any communication with either of them...

Best friend and my g/f?
Hmm...
First thing I'd do is kick my g/f out of the house straight away.
Then I would look my best friend straight in the eye and say to him, very clearly and calmly, "Bad Dog! Bad!".

Shame them publicly in front of their families with video, audio, or other evidence. Imagine the Jumbotron at Skydome blaring out "Hey, lookie here! it's my asshole friend and my girlfriend! Abed together? What a pair of slutty slut sluts!"

hmmmm my boyfriend and my best friend... well I would be kinda surprised since my best friend is a guy...and both of them are very very attractive, but then I would be facinated.... take some pictures.... keep them for later... take them back out when I am taking long baths.... ummmm yeah going now.....

Yes I am a girl :P

probably kill everyone in sight. Then go down to the local bar, kill everyone in there, and help myself to a drink.

When the cops arrest me, I can make the crime of passion/ temporary insanity defense and get off scot free.

I'd sew her pussy shut with a needle and thread and castrate my mate with a brick!

I don't share.

I would punish them severely. Probably take an eye from him or maybe his nose. I've got a switchblade that can sever a finger if you're not careful. It'd take a nose off without even having to push hard. A horrifically scarred and disfigured example is a good way to let everyone else know that you're not to be fucked with, nor is what's yours.

I told my wife before we even started dating that I didn't share, and that if I ever caught her cheating that her life would be forfeit. I meant it. I've chosen to dedicate my own life to her and my children. I expect a return on that in the form of love and faithfulness.

I'm willing to tolerate alot of bullshit, but that's mine and I don't share. I'm a merciless enemy who would launch himself into wildly violent acts of attrition, regardless of consequence.

Wow, already this thread is really helping to highlight how many people around here should not be dating at all.

I am sleeping with my best friend, so wouldn't be much of a change.

I guess some people here envy you for that

I guess some people here envy you for that
*Shrug*

I think it's far more reasonable to envy me because I've got a male partner who doesn't threaten me with death or genital mutilation if I sleep with somebody else. This thread seems to suggest that such man is rare indeed, and that a woman is far more likely to get stuck with a cowardly boy-man who thinks her life is worth less than his pride. If only women would stop fucking these terrified boy-men...oh well. Guess any woman stupid enough to be with a guy like that will reap what she sows.

what if they are the same person? I walk in on her... y'know... well i'd want to film it if she'd let me, but something tells me that wouldn't fly...

what if they are the same person? I walk in on her... y'know... well i'd want to film it if she'd let me, but something tells me that wouldn't fly...
i second that.
though i think i'd want to join in...

i second that.
though i think i'd want to join in...

well, of course, after I set up the video...

I don't have a best friend or a girlfriend, but I suppose that after the initial surprise (assuming that I was surprised, of course) I would ask what kind of thing they had going on, and why it was kept secret from me. The deception and secrecy is what would bother me the most, not the polyamory.

Be happy for them: my best friend is in dire need of getting laid, and my girlfriend and I are on the rocks

I'd pull the guy out of bed, give him a knee in the happy-sacks, and chuck him out the door. Then sit down and have a talk with my gf, my anger for the moment sated.

Well, I'd be a bit annoyed that they started without me. I'd join in.

After we're done, I'd tell them that I knew they were cheating on me and I'd strike my friend repeatedly in the groin and dump my girlfriend.

But why shouldn't I have one last good boink first? :p

It'll never happen, as my best friend is also a guy, but I'd join in. I mean, really... that's just the sort of thing you'd probably work for a while to set up and to have it just fall into your lap like that?

I would be glad it finally happened, I've been trying to talk them into it for months. But my best friend is a girl. I would be kinda down that they started without me though.

Ask myself, "What would Chuck Norris do?" And then kill them both with a single roundhouse kick to the face.

Probably join in, then afterwards end the relationship with both of them, unless it was an open relationship, then I'd just join in.

Kill them both.

I'd need at least thirty seconds to gape, a full minute when you consider that my best friend is gay.

Maybe leave the room and come back in to make sure I wasn't just hallucinating.

Then probably leave the room and go watch some TV. Hopefully she'd get worried enough by my seeming withdrawal and come talk to me about it. If not, I guess I'd be in the market for a new girlfriend.

At some point, I guess I'd have to go on IRC, just to be clichéd about it, like the people who post that their house is on fire rather than actually doing something about it.

"Where did I find a girlfriend?"
...
Then join in.

I'd sew her pussy shut with a needle and thread and castrate my mate with a brick!

Owie...

I'd not go to the radical extremes that are proposed in the poll, instead what I'd probably do (if I had a girlfriend) is shrug my shoulders, give them a sad sigh end it with her on the basis that she broke my trust, and tell him that I'd rather not associate with someone who has such disrespect for me.

Where is the "kill them both" option?

I said beat up my best friend, btw.

Of course, if it was an open relationship, things would be different. But I doubt it would be.

I'd say holy shit! I have a girlfriend! Yes, my life is very sad...:(

i'd film it and then beat the shit out of my best friend. then i would send the tape to my girlfriend's parents. i may even save a bunch of copies to send to every future boyfriend she ever gets along with a letter explaining exactly what he's watching. that would ensure she would never have another man who treated as anything more than some place to store a dick.

...Girlfriend/boyfriend in bed with your best friend, what would you do?
Says "fuck you" to me g/f and just walk off.

smack his (my friends) ass, grab his wallet, and leave saying "I'll be back from the bar in two hours. I expect fresh sheets on the bed and a mint on the pillow."

Actually, I might ask them if I could take pictures, then send the pictures to everyone I knew and their parents.

I'd kill the both of them.

Probably be more than just a little disturbed considering my best friend's a girl and she and my fiancee don't like each other much (long story).

Then I'd go and redo whatever it was I was doing before I saw that because obviously it was some good stuff to give me visions like that. :D

Quietly leave and patiently plot a revenge that will never actually come to pass. I'd know. From experience.

I guess some people here envy you for that

Some people do.

I would walk back out the room, grab my baseball bat... lie in wait outside teh house!! :mad: :mp5: I will show the bast**d how a proper guy uses a bat!! :mad: v:mp5: *picks up bat*

I would walk back out the room, grab my baseball bat... lie in wait outside teh house!! :mad: :mp5: I will show the bast**d how a proper guy uses a bat!! :mad: v:mp5: *picks up bat*

Better to use a pickaxe.

Better to use a pickaxe.
I dont have a pickaxe but funilly enough i asked my best mate yesterday what he would do and i said a pickaxe in the eye wouldn't go a miss... :D i do have a bat though, it is a nice bat been through lots aint we batty!! :D

I share the whore around liberally with my men.

i like that last option! although the second to the last would be even better.

if joining them wasn't an available option i'd feel depressed and betrayed of course, but just somehow go on with the rest of my life without them.

depression and dissipointment in that situation, the one in wich multiple several direction erotic gratifications were not welcome, i can understand. i've been there and felt that.

what i've never understood is how that motivates anyone to want to cause suffering and harm. i think this has to be a cultural thing and one of learned, i.e. brainwashed, values.

this is why i see the whole concept of monogamy, as an intended objective in and of itself, as utterly 'evil'. i.e. destructive and harmful.

=^^=
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id have to wait until the gut wrenching feeling of betrayal had subsided. she'd stay, because shes the mother of my kids. but things would never be the same again. her position iin my life changed from one of loving wife, to that of chattel. a mere possession. after 23 years it still hurts. it still festers inside my head. if id have butchered them both, i'd be getting out about now!

seriously folks, dont do it. dont open the door. dont walk in on them, itll be with you for the rest of your life, it will eat you up and destroy both of you in the process... screwing around maybe fun, but guys think its ok for them, but its another matter when the shoes on the other foot, isnt it?

i wish i hadnt caught them, but then again, ill bet she wished she hadnt caught me with her sister...

screwing around maybe fun, but guys think its ok for them, but its another matter when the shoes on the other foot, isnt it?



Nope. It's exactly the same.

Probably be more than just a little disturbed considering my best friend's a girl and she and my fiancee don't like each other much (long story).

Then I'd go and redo whatever it was I was doing before I saw that because obviously it was some good stuff to give me visions like that. :D


You know...most guys in that situation would probably say "join them", or maybe that's just me...

What happened to tell them both that I have AIDS? That should definitely be a solution.

If you found your...Girlfriend/boyfriend in bed with your best friend, what would you do?

Gloat, because it would prove that my girlfriend was wrong and my best friend is not gay. Then ask her if he was better than me. Then gloat again when she says no. Then get drunk.

I mean, what's the point of having a relationship if you're going to be a whore and fuck around with other people? A prostitute/pimp/porn star would be a better choice for such a person, not a relationship.

It'll never happen, as my best friend is also a guy, but I'd join in. I mean, really... that's just the sort of thing you'd probably work for a while to set up and to have it just fall into your lap like that?

Exactly! My best friend is a girl. I'd probably think I was dreaming.