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This thread is here for two purposes;

One, because H N Fiddlebottoms VIII has joined an elite group here on NationStates: He has been accused of being Max Barry.

Congrats, H N. I remember when I was accused of being Max Barry. It seems like only yesterday. *sighs wistfully*

The second purpose of this thread is to gather the names of all those who have been theorized to be Max Barry in the past.

Note: I'm NOT looking for new theorietical Maxes. I'm looking to compile a list of Maxes past.

So if any of you remember the names of NS Generalites who are part of this prestigious club, please share the names here:

The Max Barry Club:
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
Lunatic Goofballs
[violet]
Beeker
Czardas
Aust

I once told several newbs that Max Barry posted on the FUA forums under the name 'beeker'.

not i.... sadly. i'm missing out :(

though i am pretty bloody sure i know who max is... but thats not the point of this thread now is it? :D

Nope. :)

I thought this said "Max Barry Cub" and was like .... hey .... Max got a bear ... neat.

I once told several newbs that Max Barry posted on the FUA forums under the name 'beeker'.

LMAO

Funny. Very wrong, but funny.

I miss Beeker. :(

Insolent fools!

Everyone knows I'm Max Barry. :cool:

Max Barry is the one person I haven't been accused of being. :D

I believe Testlandia was accused of being Max Barry.

Max Barry is the one person I haven't been accused of being. :D

Well, let's change that. ;)

I HEREBY ACCUSE YOU OF BEING MAX BARRY!!!!!!!

How about them... uh... kangaroos... eh?

*is clearly not max barry*

Well, let's change that. ;)

I HEREBY ACCUSE YOU OF BEING MAX BARRY!!!!!!!
Ok, never mind that. LG, you can edit me in now.

I feel replete.... :D

[Btw, RB, this is a bit off-topic, but I am starting an intro/sign-up thread for my big Civil War RP to give some background when the civil war does actually begin. If you want to join, I'll TG you the link. (Or you can probably find it yourself...)]

I thought this said "Max Barry Cub" and was like .... hey .... Max got a bear ... neat.


would it be a viscious murderous bear? or a cute and cuddly bear?

TNM and Jibea once theorized that I was Max Barry... although they were wrong.

would it be a viscious murderous bear? or a cute and cuddly bear?
I vote cute and cuddly!! :D

I once told several newbs that Max Barry posted on the FUA forums under the name 'beeker'.
:D:D:D

I was accused of being MB on forum 7. they even built a temple to me..*sigh*

I was accused of being MB on forum 7. they even built a temple to me..*sigh*

Got one of those too. I use it now to store canned goods. :p

I thought this said "Max Barry Cub" and was like .... hey .... Max got a bear ... neat.
Funny.. I read it as "The Max Barry Club" but thought is was about seals..

Got one of those too. I use it now to store canned goods. :p
Minbes a porn shop.

Max Barry is the one person I haven't been accused of being. :D
http://www.hlj.me.uk/banduria.jpg

:D

Got one of those too. I use it now to store canned goods. :p


Funny.

I used to build pyramids out of matches, get inside them, and light them on fire.
Then I figured I had to stop smoking ziggurates before it killed me.

*rimshot*

Funny.

I used to build pyramids out of matches, get inside them, and light them on fire.
Then I figured I had to stop smoking ziggurates before it killed me.

*rimshot*

Bad jokes make me happy. :)

Bad jokes make me happy. :)


Have you heard of the famous "Aristocrats" joke?

Have you heard of the famous "Aristocrats" joke?

Apparently not.

Apparently not.


I would love to tell it to you, but I would probably be banned for doing so.
I HIGHLY recommend you Google it.
Carlin does a particularly funny version of it.

Its one of those kind of jokes thats all about the delivery, and not so much the punchline.

You'd like.

I would love to tell it to you, but I would probably be banned for doing so.
I HIGHLY recommend you Google it.
Carlin does a particularly funny version of it.

Its one of those kind of jokes thats all about the delivery, and not so much the punchline.

You'd like.

Apparently, at Sundance 2005, there was a film about The Aristocrats joke with various comedians describing their experiences with the joke.

BTW, Yes, I know the joke, but didn't know it had a name. :)

Apparently, at Sundance 2005, there was a film about The Aristocrats joke with various comedians describing their experiences with the joke.

BTW, Yes, I know the joke, but didn't know it had a name. :)


Watch the movie, its probably available at your local rental store.

Gilbert Gottfried is also partucularly hilarious.
Simply vulgarity at its finest.

Funny.

I used to build pyramids out of matches, get inside them, and light them on fire.
Then I figured I had to stop smoking ziggurates before it killed me.

*rimshot*
Awful, absoloutly awful.

Is this a good time to further push my theory that we're all personalities of the one true god, Max? I know I am.

I could care less who Max is. I still wanna know who Smokey the NSer is.

I could care less who Max is. I still wanna know who Smokey the NSer is.
I know who he is. :cool:

Is this a good time to further push my theory that we're all personalities of the one true god, Max? I know I am.
Persoanlly I think everyone on ehre is Max...except me.

I know who he is. :cool:

Then you have to tg me with this info. I must know. I will then be indebted to you. And thats never a bad thing.

I know who he is. :cool:
If you tg me, then I promise tonotdo anything you ask.

I'd rather like to keep the information I have secret, thanks though. And now I must go on a six-week vacation during which I will be without internet access.

;)

I'd rather like to keep the information I have secret, thanks though. And now I must go on a six-week vacation during which I will be without internet access.

;)


you suck

I'd rather like to keep the information I have secret, thanks though. And now I must go on a six-week vacation during which I will be without internet access.

;)
Ah, so that smilie face means that the statement can't be taken at face value. Therefore, you are going to be dragged off to a secret torture camp and be "reeducated" with a hacksaw and some pliers for blabbing about your knowledge, if I remember my smilie reading classes properly.

Ah, so that smilie face means that the statement can't be taken at face value. Therefore, you are going to be dragged off to a secret torture camp and be "reeducated" with a hacksaw and some pliers for blabbing about your knowledge, if I remember my smilie reading classes properly.
Not quite. He'll be dragged off and attacked by a rusty hacksaw and pliers, this is true. However, the deed will be committed by me whilst I shout "WHO THE FUCK IS SMOKEY THE NSER! ANSWER ME!!!" until I make the supreme ruler of the multiverse squeal the answer like a little girl. Not only will this be a good piece of intel, I'll also have a tape of Czar squealing. Nothing like a nice bit of blackmail is there?

What if it happened on another site? There are some people that are convinced I'm Max on CN, because everyone there is a bit...well, they're all into 'gameplay'.

((Hehehe. My secret plan is working.... mwahahahahahaha! I mean... *whistles innocently*))

I acuse everyone on NS General, including myself of being Max Barry.

This thread is here for two purposes;

One, because H N Fiddlebottoms VIII has joined an elite group here on NationStates: He has been accused of being Max Barry.

Congrats, H N. I remember when I was accused of being Max Barry. It seems like only yesterday. *sighs wistfully*

The second purpose of this thread is to gather the names of all those who have been theorized to be Max Barry in the past.

Note: I'm NOT looking for new theorietical Maxes. I'm looking to compile a list of Maxes past.

So if any of you remember the names of NS Generalites who are part of this prestigious club, please share the names here:

The Max Barry Club:
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
Lunatic Goofballs
[violet]
Beeker
Czardas
Aust

I got you onto that list, Goofballs.

Not quite. He'll be dragged off and attacked by a rusty hacksaw and pliers, this is true. However, the deed will be committed by me whilst I shout "WHO THE FUCK IS SMOKEY THE NSER! ANSWER ME!!!" until I make the supreme ruler of the multiverse squeal the answer like a little girl. Not only will this be a good piece of intel, I'll also have a tape of Czar squealing. Nothing like a nice bit of blackmail is there?


ah...nobody does it quite like Tribes.

ah...nobody does it quite like Tribes.
Tell them nothing. Fear of the unknown propagates further fear, making them easier targets. Just because some people quite enjoy my...techniques, doesn't mean that's what they are intended for.

Plus, I toned some of the nastier stuff down for you. This meeting never took place *shiftyeyes*

Tell them nothing. Fear of the unknown propagates further fear, making them easier targets. Just because some people quite enjoy my...techniques, doesn't mean that's what they are intended for.

Plus, I toned some of the nastier stuff down for you. This meeting never took place *shiftyeyes*


how soon we forget coughKazoocough.....that I have seen your techniques up close.

how soon we forget coughKazoocough.....that I have seen your techniques up close.
Forget? I have the videos. But I was toning it down in there...

¬_¬

Forget? I have the videos. But I was toning it down in there...

¬_¬


:eek: In that case......*runs*

:eek: In that case......*runs*
I'd come catch you, but a) I don't wish to make this thread into a mini-kazoo and b) The others would be scarred for life.

I'd come catch you, but a) I don't wish to make this thread into a mini-kazoo and b) The others would be scarred for life.


*nod*

If TCG would ever come around, I might think about resurrecting it. Oh well, we always have the memories.


and LG, I used to think you were Smokey

Stephistan routinely accused me of being Max Barry. Or was it Shaed? I forget. All I remember is someone made a thread asking who Max was and what he looked like, and someone posted my picture. Maybe it was Tink. Point is, I'm Max Barry.

Stephistan routinely accused me of being Max Barry. Or was it Shaed? I forget. All I remember is someone made a thread asking who Max was and what he looked like, and someone posted my picture. Maybe it was Tink. Point is, I'm Max Barry.
Hey Max. Your book is awful and I bet you're crap in bed.

Aside: Methinks the insult shalt encourageth the truth from this masquerading fellow!

Hey Max. Your book is awful and I bet you're crap in bed.

Aside: Methinks the insult shalt encourageth the truth from this masquerading fellow!

The easy joke would be to comment that your girlfriend did not think I was bad in bed the past three nights.

The easy joke would be to comment that your girlfriend did not think I was bad in bed the past three nights.
Meh. I am loveless and I can claim that all my female relatives died in horrific accidents AND YOU WOULD NEVER KNOW!

*once again, I have the upper hand*

I vote cute and cuddly!! :D

I vote Murderous. Max Barry should get this bear (hopefully a grizzly) and attempt to rule the land, and anyone who stood in Max Barry's way will be slaughtered by the beast Grizzly.


http://www.strangezoo.com/images/content/105250.jpg
Hey, it could happen.