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Just a hunch that came to me. I may be wrong. In fact, I probably am, but a little something in my brain tells me to believe!

And a note to FiddleBottoms, if I'm wrong, don't let this get your ego any bigger, the servers are stressed enough! ;)

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I am not Max Barry.

Just a hunch that came to me. I may be wrong. In fact, I probably am, but a little something in my brain tells me to believe!

And a note to FiddleBottoms, if I'm wrong, don't let this get your ego any bigger, the servers are stressed enough! ;)
Oh is that why they died the other day?

I see your

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I am not Max Barry.


And raise you a

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I don't recall.

Oh is that why they died the other day?
Actually, I was off having a life during the great server crash of a couple days ago, so it would be more accurate to say that, without the power of my ego to support them, the jolt servers are incapable of surviving. They have become addicted to t3h Fiddles and go into deep withdrawal symptoms whenever I go away for more than a day or so.

Ill see your

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I don't recall.[/CENTER]
and raise you a
http://sunday.ninemsn.com.au/sunday/images/feature/bill_clinton.jpg
What do you mean by "Hiddlebottoms is Max Barry? Can you expalin?"

Ill see your

and raise you a
http://sunday.ninemsn.com.au/sunday/images/feature/bill_clinton.jpg
What do you mean by "Hiddlebottoms is Max Barry? Can you expalin?"
Ok.......*sighs*

1)Learn to show images (It's the little button that looks like a mountain range)
2)Bil Clinton? BILL FUCKING CLINTON? You're joking right? He doesnt belong in the same timezone as Reagen or Nixon
3)FiddleBottoms = Barry What don't you understand?
4)It's FiddleBottoms, NOT HiddleBottoms,
5)You left out the small blind bet of a Nixon. If you want to play the game, pay the pot. ;)

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ah this reminds me of the good ol' days with TIN, trawling through endless pages of google image searches to find the most stupid or random or pointless picture... and ending up just posting ones of giant robots for a laugh.... *sighs*

And raise you a
I don't recall.
Don't make me bust out Man Faye. I've got him/her/it photobucketed, and I have the will to use it.

ah this reminds me of the good ol' days with TIN, trawling through endless pages of google image searches to find the most stupid or random or pointless picture... and ending up just posting ones of giant robots for a laugh.... *sighs*
Damn... is TIN ever going to return?

As for the original post... it's not even worthy to be graced by a reply from me. We all know that I'm Max, of course. ;)

"I'm Brian of Nazareth."
"No, I'm Brian!"
"I'm Brian, not those imposters!"
"I'm Brian, and so's my wife!"

(Etc.)

Ok.......*sighs*


2)Bil Clinton? BILL FUCKING CLINTON? You're joking right? He doesnt belong in the same timezone as Reagen or Nixon

I agree both Nixon and Reagan were obvious crooks...Clinton just got a little sucky sucky while working...hardly worth a note compared to trafficking weapons to terrorists and implanting listening devices on your political rivals.

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Hitler says, "Er ist nicht Max Barry!"

I agree both Nixon and Reagan were obvious crooks...Clinton just got a little sucky sucky while working...hardly worth a note compared to trafficking weapons to terrorists and implanting listening devices on your political rivals.
If by "little sucky sucky" you mean "bombed an aspirin factory and nearly incited a war to divert attention from the fact that he was being charged with several cases sexual harrasment", then I suppose you're right. You'd also be right if by "got a little sucky sucky" you were somehow saying "was involved in numerous bribery scandals and selling secrets to the Chinese while bungling foriegn policy at every opportunity."
If you were simply implying that the only thing the man did wrong was get a blowjob, then you weren't so right.

http://ixoye.ucsd.edu/FSCF/EasterAd2005/Hitler-1.jpg
Hitler says, "Er ist nicht Max Barry!"

Well played sir.

If by "little sucky sucky" you mean "bombed an aspirin factory and nearly incited a war to divert attention from the fact that he was being charged with several cases sexual harrasment", then I suppose you're right. You'd also be right if by "got a little sucky sucky" you were somehow saying "was involved in numerous bribery scandals and selling secrets to the Chinese while bungling foriegn policy at every opportunity."
If you were simply implying that the only thing the man did wrong was get a blowjob, then you weren't so right.
Don't forget who paid for his library. ;)

Don't forget who paid for his library. ;)
Mexican slave labourers?

Hitler says, "Er ist nicht Max Barry!"
You don't own me, Hitler!
Well, legally I sold you a 1/3rd share in my soul, but that just gives you a place on my board of directors, as a publicly traded entity I still have the right to put the matter up to a vote, and you are far from a majority.

Mexican slave labourers?
Close, Mexican slave librarians. They just wanted to come to the land of opporunity, and taste our free air and Dewey decimal system, but they were tricked and trapped into a life beyond their control.

Close, Mexican slave librarians. They just wanted to come to the land of opporunity, and taste our free air and Dewey decimal system, but they were tricked and trapped into a life beyond their control.
God, Mexican Slave Librarians are HOT!!!!!!!!!!!

i thought Fiddlebottoms was Bobby Fischer?...

God, Mexican Slave Librarians are HOT!!!!!!!!!!!
Indeed. Could there be a more perfect combination than:
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I think not, and anyone who doesn't feel the same way is a xenophobic, book-hating commie.

Indeed. Could there be a more perfect combination than:
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a36/Fiddlebottoms/mexican-bandit.jpg and http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a36/Fiddlebottoms/Ms_Boothie.gif
I think not, and anyone who doesn't feel the same way is a xenophobic, book-hating commie.
Sorry it took so long to respond. I had to get a bucket, find the sponges, and clean up the mess. But I did it, damnit! And now I am ready! Ready to face life. Do you understand? Do you see? I'm ready now! I will make you proud!

Sorry it took so long to respond. I had to get a bucket, find the sponges, and clean up the mess. But I did it, damnit! And now I am ready! Ready to face life. Do you understand? Do you see? I'm ready now! I will make you proud!
I have no idea what you are talking about, but I only know that I have no pride. Only varying degrees of shame and arrogance.

I have no idea what you are talking about, but I only know that I have no pride. Only varying degrees of shame and arrogance.
Well at least be arrogant about your shame! (or shamed by your arrogance?)

Well at least be arrogant about your shame! (or shamed by your arrogance?)
I have no shame for myself, I merely feel ashamed for other people. I can do anything and not feel bad about it at all, but I suffer other people's humiliation more than they do. The arrogance, however, is always there, as my substance is 2 parts narcissism for every 1 part rage, and I have a lot of rage.

I have no shame for myself, I merely feel ashamed for other people. I can do anything and not feel bad about it at all, but I suffer other people's humiliation more than they do. The arrogance, however, is always there, as my substance is 2 parts narcissism for every 1 part rage, and I have a lot of rage.
You don't have any rage. That's just an old wives tale. If you are to continue telling poeple stories, at least tell one with an ounce of truthiness to it.

The fiddly one is Max Barry....

An interesting theory.
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For Me To Poop On!!!

((While we're doing pics, I figured, what the hell?))

Damn... is TIN ever going to return?

a text message...

Thanks mate, I know y'all miss me, but I'm not sure if I will return. I'm busy sorting out things (and pursuing a cute girl at work), and I'm financially skint thanks to all these damn bills. But I may return to college this summer - so watch this space, ya cactus!

You don't own me, Hitler!
Well, legally I sold you a 1/3rd share in my soul, but that just gives you a place on my board of directors, as a publicly traded entity I still have the right to put the matter up to a vote, and you are far from a majority.


I did give him voting control of my shares as well.
I would tell you how I obtained these shares of your soul, but my ass hurts a little, and I cant remain seated for long.

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"Why didn't I think of that?"

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What the hell has tripod got to do with any of this?

¬_¬

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I did give him voting control of my shares as well.
I would tell you how I obtained these shares of your soul, but my ass hurts a little, and I cant remain seated for long.
I knew trading Richard Simmons that 1/8th share for a sack full of shiny buttons was a bad move. You just can't trust the masses these days, you give them a stake in your immortal soul and they go and try to make Hitler monopolize you.

Can you feel it?
Can you feel it?
Can you feel it?
Yeah!

The irony of my previous post, that is.





I love you RPP. *runs*

The irony of my previous post, that is.
I'm sorry, but pictures of the Pope have been proven to destroy all irony within a 5 yard radius. The hat is just that powerful.

. . . he's not wearing the hat? Sure he is. It's just . . . invisible. That's right, he has invisible pope hat on. Obviously.
See, here is a picture of the invisible hat, proving its existence:








How can you deny photographic evidence?

I feel some invisible text coming on.....

















Ha! Fooled you.

God, Mexican Slave Librarians are HOT!!!!!!!!!!!


Yes, but really, all librarians are hot ... well, all the ones I know. ;)

I knew trading Richard Simmons that 1/8th share for a sack full of shiny buttons was a bad move. You just can't trust the masses these days, you give them a stake in your immortal soul and they go and try to make Hitler monopolize you.


You think thats bad?

Everytime I hear "Sweatin to the Oldies" I piddle a bit.

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A broken image link.... how helpful... :D

I feel some invisible text coming on.....

















Ha! Fooled you.
aw you did as well :(

*sh00tz j00*

A broken image link.... how helpful... :D

I apologise. It was a picture of The late Pope Jean Paul sneering with a caption: O RLY.

H N Fiddlebottoms VIII's writing style sometimes strikes me as similar to T. Herman Zweibel's style, just a little less old-fashioned. Perhaps they're one and the same. An example of Mr. Zweibel's writing follows.

Yesterday in my bed-chamber, Nurse Pin-head opened the glass-doors to my private balcony to release the fetid cloud of odors, miasmas, and sour regrets which had built up over the past several weeks. But as soon as this poisonous atmosphere was expelled, my bed-chamber became contaminated with the cacophony of the out-side world. I could hear the milk-maids' buckets clatter, the cows lowing in the dell, and the indentured servant boy's tortured cries as he was being flogged. But punctuating this din was a sort of inane chattering, occasionally interrupted by a shrill cackle.

"What in thunder is all that whinnying?" I asked Pin-head.

"The Baintons are making last-minute preparations for their world-tour," she replied in her disquieting baritone.

The Baintons are my blue-blooded, old-money next-door neighbors. Their cretinous noises can be heard in Timbuctoo, so I should not have even posed such a stupid question. In fact, some days ago, Chauncey Bainton had burst into my bed-chamber uninvited to announce the news.

"What ho, Zweibel, old corpse!" he said. "Come Monday dawn, we set sail on our capital voyage across this scrumptious orb of ours! The old girl and I can't wait to sample the exotic fruits of the Orient, the Byzantine intrigues of Constantinople, the bazaars of Morocco, the splendor of the Siamese court, the wonders of..." The dolt continued on for seemingly an eternity, oblivious to the fact that I was trying to asphyxiate my-self with my own hands.

My only consolation is that the Baintons have vacated the area for a few months, leaving me some measure of peace. Now that they are gone, I must confess I could have saved them time and considerable expense, for in my youth I visited most of the nations of the world and quickly concluded that they are all pretty much the same, save for the color of their inhabitants' skin and the amount of hostility these inhabitants harbored toward me.

The following is all you need to know about the world: Africa is filled with Hottentots, and the services of an entire village are required just to raise one child, which is highly inefficient. The yellow hordes of the Far East may initially seem obsequious, but they would sooner bake you in a pie than submit to your authority. What the French lack in reason they make up for in sheer gall. I could go on, but I think you get the picture. The only thing breaking up the monotony is the odd volcano, and those don't erupt nearly as often as they should.

This thread is the funniest damn thing i've seen all day, too bad I missed most of it :(


I believe that fiddlebottoms is max barry, why don't you?

H N Fiddlebottoms VIII's writing style sometimes strikes me as similar to T. Herman Zweibel's style, just a little less old-fashioned. Perhaps they're one and the same. An example of Mr. Zweibel's writing follows.
Are you somehow implying that I, sweet young thang that I be, might resort to anachronism, arrogance, gross generlizations, and a criminal excess in alliteration while writing?

Are you somehow implying that I, sweet young thang that I be, might resort to anachronism, arrogance, gross generlizations, and a criminal excess in alliteration while writing?
Heavens no! I would never imply such a thing.