Your favorite dick jokes...
Unabashed Greed
02-03-2006, 20:16
Ok, I know this is testing the limits here, but I heard Drew Carey's list of 100 dick jokes yesterday, and a few "stuck out" as it were.
My dick is so big that my local movie theatre now offers four sizes of popcorn. Small, medium, large, and MY DICK.
My dick is so big it has time zones.
My dick is so big that I could be in Los Angeles and get a blow job in New York.
My dick is so big the government had to install aircraft warning beacons.
Are there any others out there willing to contribute?
Megaloria
02-03-2006, 20:18
I was hoping this would be about Dick Cheney.
[NS]Liasia
02-03-2006, 20:19
My dick is a joke
Lunatic Goofballs
02-03-2006, 20:20
"People say to me, 'Have a good one.' I say,'Hey, I already have a good one! Now I'm looking for a longer one!" -George Carlin.
:)
Drunk commies deleted
02-03-2006, 20:20
My dick is so big Steven Hawking has a theory about it.
My dick is so big it won't return Spielberg's phone calls.
Stolen from Drew Carey.
Stone Bridges
02-03-2006, 20:21
My dick make black men blush.
Gymoor II The Return
03-03-2006, 01:55
My dick sank the Titanic.
I have to wear stilts so that I don't leave a trench when I walk.
Secluded Islands
03-03-2006, 01:57
I was hoping this would be about Dick Cheney.
me too...
Golgothastan
03-03-2006, 02:00
Confucius say never marry a woman with big hands: it will make your dick look smaller.
Shrubinia
03-03-2006, 02:03
I was hoping this would be about Dick Cheney.
The thing about Dick and dick is that they both make a mess when they shoot.
Kibolonia
03-03-2006, 02:14
My dick is so big I shoot heroines into the tip of my penis.
My dick is so big, strong, and patriotic there's a statue, and a film, of a dozen marines trying to straighten it on Mt Surabachi.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
03-03-2006, 02:16
The thing about Dick and dick is that they both make a mess when they shoot.
The primary difference, it seems, is that with your dick, the hole is in the top, and with Dick, the holes are in the other guy.