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McDonalds to no longer serve urine flavored coffee

Minoriteeburg
01-03-2006, 00:58
McDonald's Set to Offer Premium Coffee

© 2006 The Associated Press

OAK BROOK, Ill. — A cup of coffee at McDonald's is about to get stronger _ and more expensive.

The fast-food chain plans to offer premium roast coffee in all 13,700 of its U.S. restaurants next week, hoping to provide an extra boost to breakfast sales as well as caffeine-loving customers.

Some of its outlets already have the new coffee available and the full nationwide rollout is set for Monday, McDonald's Corp. spokesman Bill Whitman said Tuesday.

The new product, roasted in California, has been in the works for a long time and takes the world's largest restaurant chain into a premium category already occupied by many of its competitors for consumers' breakfast dollars.

The suggested retail price for a 12-ounce cup _ about $1.20 before taxes _ will make it about 10 cents more expensive than Burger King's similar-sized premium coffee, 9 cents less than Dunkin' Donuts' and 30 cents less than a small cup of coffee at Starbucks, according to the Chicago Tribune.

"The objective is to increase both coffee and breakfast sales," said Mike Roberts, McDonald's president and chief operating officer. "Premium coffee and specialty coffee are a really important part of the American breakfast experience."

The company also is testing specialty coffees such as lattes, espressos or frappucinnos at 50 other restaurants, Roberts said.

A pricier cup of java continues McDonald's strategy of not only strengthening its breakfast menu, which added the popular McGriddles in 2003, but also adding higher-priced items to increase the average amount spent by customers. The introduction of salads, Chicken Selects and other sandwiches at premium prices has helped sales surge the past three years, and a new Asian salad due out in U.S. McDonald's this spring will further the price trend.

Last year, company revenues rose 7 percent worldwide to $20.5 billion, with the U.S. market the key contributor to the gain.

McDonald's shares fell 18 cents to $35.07 in afternoon trading on the New York Stock Exchange, up 6 percent from a year ago.


OMG! It's a miracle that a fast food restaurant that has more money than god will actually serve "decent?" coffee from now on. Granted im not a coffee drinker, but I have had McDs coffee on several occasions and it is the foulest i've ever tasted. so good for you mcdonalds its good to see your billions of dollars go towards your business and not the CEO pockets for once.
Tactical Grace
01-03-2006, 01:00
What do they call "Premium"? I'm betting not the fresh roast beans you buy and grind yourself.
Minoriteeburg
01-03-2006, 01:06
What do they call "Premium"? I'm betting not the fresh roast beans you buy and grind yourself.


premium = wont taste like poo


at least thats what i hope
Saige Dragon
01-03-2006, 01:08
premium = wont taste like poo


at least thats what i hope

I thought that's what it would taste like, going from piss to shit seems like a logical step.
The Nazz
01-03-2006, 01:13
premium = wont taste like poo


at least thats what i hope
You're asking a lot--this is McDonalds you're talking about here.
Turquoise Days
01-03-2006, 01:19
premium = wont taste like poo


at least thats what i hope
Just means the urine is added fresh by 'hand', as opposed to from concentrate.
Minoriteeburg
01-03-2006, 01:22
Just means the urine is added fresh by 'hand', as opposed to from concentrate.


I'll take the urine coffee as long as its fresh from the columbians penis
Wallonochia
01-03-2006, 01:29
They've had the "Premium" coffee at McDonalds around here for about a year. It's a lot better than the old coffee, but I still prefer Tim Hortons.
Sel Appa
01-03-2006, 01:34
Coffee tastes like shit. Try tea instead.
Minoriteeburg
01-03-2006, 01:35
Coffee tastes like shit. Try tea instead.


already with you on the tea thing, my gf however hasnt crossed over yet, but im working on it.
Spazzle
01-03-2006, 01:39
tea is best served in America by dumping it into Boston Harbor.
Wallonochia
01-03-2006, 01:39
Coffee tastes like shit. Try tea instead.

It has to be really good tea, which is something I haven't found in the States.
Ladamesansmerci
01-03-2006, 01:46
It just means more slaves are going to be working over time to feed people's coffee addictions.

Then McDonalds is going to urinate on it JUST to make it McCoffee.