Eutrusca
28-02-2006, 14:28
Found in an Internet trashcan:
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 17I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
In University I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency, she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 35 I found an exciting girl but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and flirted with everyone she met. She made me miserable as often as happy.! She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some ambition.
When I turned 45, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
I am now 62 and am looking for a girl with big tits.
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 17I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
In University I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency, she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 35 I found an exciting girl but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and flirted with everyone she met. She made me miserable as often as happy.! She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some ambition.
When I turned 45, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
I am now 62 and am looking for a girl with big tits.