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Found on the Internet.

Eutrusca
28-02-2006, 14:28
Found in an Internet trashcan:

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 17I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In University I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency, she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 35 I found an exciting girl but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and flirted with everyone she met. She made me miserable as often as happy.! She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some ambition.

When I turned 45, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am now 62 and am looking for a girl with big tits.
Peechland
28-02-2006, 14:31
lol.....

our standards sometimes change ay?;)
Eutrusca
28-02-2006, 14:42
lol.....

our standards sometimes change ay?;)
INDEED! :D
Mariehamn
28-02-2006, 14:43
What am I looking for? Sees if anyone answers.
Eutrusca
28-02-2006, 14:43
BTW ...

Q. How did Bill and Hillary Clinton meet?
A. They were dating the same girl in high school. :D
Eutrusca
28-02-2006, 14:43
What am I looking for? Sees if anyone answers.
Um ... yer butt? :p
Mariehamn
28-02-2006, 14:45
Um ... yer butt? :p
Why should I look for butts if I don't smoke?
Kanabia
28-02-2006, 14:47
Why should I look for butts if I don't smoke?

Ahahaha!

I think maybe i'm too dirty minded...
Mariehamn
28-02-2006, 14:48
I think maybe i'm too dirty minded...
I think you are! :D
Anyhow, I'm not looking for someone that smokes. I mean, I can deal with it. I'm just not looking for a woman that smokes.
Kanabia
28-02-2006, 14:52
I think you are! :D
Anyhow, I'm not looking for someone that smokes. I mean, I can deal with it. I'm just not looking for a woman that smokes.

Doesn't bother me, really. I don't see that as a big enough issue to warrant rejecting any chance of a relationship with someone.
Eutrusca
28-02-2006, 14:56
I think you are! :D
Anyhow, I'm not looking for someone that smokes. I mean, I can deal with it. I'm just not looking for a woman that smokes.
If yer woman smokes after sex, all that means iz dat you did a good job! :D
Eutrusca
28-02-2006, 14:57
Ahahaha!

I think maybe i'm too dirty minded...
And this is somehow a frakkin' NEWS FLASH? LOL!
Kanabia
28-02-2006, 15:11
If yer woman smokes after sex, all that means iz dat you did a good job! :D

Or the vibrator shorted out.


And this is somehow a frakkin' NEWS FLASH? LOL!

Heehee. We have excuses though. I'm still (barely) a teenager. And you're a dirty old man. Our dirtyness is *expected*, no? :p
Eutrusca
28-02-2006, 15:44
Or the vibrator shorted out.

Heehee. We have excuses though. I'm still (barely) a teenager. And you're a dirty old man. Our dirtyness is *expected*, no? :p
Don't ya just hate when dat happens? I prefer wimmin who wear theirs out about once every month! Gotta luv it when they practice! :D

Frankly, I don't give a damn whether anyone "expects" it of me or not. I wear my "dirty-old-man'ness" like a badge of honor! :D
Auranai
28-02-2006, 16:02
Frankly, I don't give a damn whether anyone "expects" it of me or not. I wear my "dirty-old-man'ness" like a badge of honor! :D

:eek:
DrunkenDove
28-02-2006, 16:30
BTW ...

Q. How did Bill and Hillary Clinton meet?
A. They were dating the same girl in high school. :D

Heh.
Hata-alla
28-02-2006, 16:53
Wow... that post went off-topic in little more than three posts! Of course, it wasn't very on-topic to begin with...