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Man forced to marry goat

A Sudanese man has been forced to marry a goat after he was caught having sex with the animal.

The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars, nearly £40, to Mr Alifi.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

Mr Alifi, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.

"When I asked him: "What are you doing there?", he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up."

Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.

"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.


Ok now this is one fucked up way to deal with this.I suppose if they are still together.......

Baaaaaa!

It had to be said.

Man forced to marry goat

A Sudanese man has been forced to marry a goat after he was caught having sex with the animal.

The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars, nearly £40, to Mr Alifi.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

Mr Alifi, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.

"When I asked him: "What are you doing there?", he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up."

Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.

"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.


Ok now this is one fucked up way to deal with this.I suppose if they are still together.......

*roflmao
I appreciate the sense of humour and irony displayed by those elders.... :D
And 40 pounds sounds like a large sum indeed for Sudan. He'll think about raping other people's goats again.

Yeah that fine must really have got his goat...;)

*roflmao
I appreciate the sense of humour and irony displayed by those elders.... :D
And 40 pounds sounds like a large sum indeed for Sudan. He'll think about rapig other people's goats again.
He is married to this one ,if he tries it on with another goat it would be adultary and someone could end up being stoned....

Aw, so those empty caskets of sagging skin Do have a sense of humour!

It sure beats the punishment in Queensland "four years hard labour and severe birching"

It sure beats the punishment in Queensland "four years hard labour and severe birching"

Seems more just, too. At least the goat's looked after now. ;)

This thread has been done.

Has all the makings of a Hollywood movie - "Goatback Mountain" :D

one word: wrong. Really what would compel a man to have sex with a goat?!

one word: wrong. Really what would compel a man to have sex with a goat?!

hornyness.

This thread has been done.
Yeah, by me. Several days ago. *pretends to be angry*

Yeah, by me. Several days ago. *pretends to be angry*
I was going to say something, but we're not supposed to do that. *pretends to show MOD ambitions*