NationStates Jolt Archive


Yay, you've cracked!

Stone Bridges
28-02-2006, 02:11
Lets say the stress of life, and what personal problems you may have has become too great and welp, you finally cracked. You've lost all sense of right and wrong, and quite frankly you don't give a damn anymore. You've also become numb to physical and emotional pain. What would you do?
Righteous Munchee-Love
28-02-2006, 02:13
Hulk needs 'burger!
Tweedlesburg
28-02-2006, 02:14
Lets say the stress of life, and what personal problems you may have has become too great and welp, you finally cracked. You've lost all sense of right and wrong, and quite frankly you don't give a damn anymore. You've also become numb to physical and emotional pain. What would you do?
kill!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mp5: :mp5:
(first time I've used those)
Zanato
28-02-2006, 02:15
Kill myself. Luckily, I haven't cracked, and I seriously doubt it will ever happen. I'm too resilient.
Stone Bridges
28-02-2006, 02:17
Eh I would kill myself, but I would try to take out as many people as possible while doing it.
Angry Fruit Salad
28-02-2006, 02:17
I go to bed because I know finals start at 8 am the next morning. ;P

Welcome to college.
Secluded Islands
28-02-2006, 02:18
Lets say the stress of life, and what personal problems you may have has become too great and welp, you finally cracked. You've lost all sense of right and wrong, and quite frankly you don't give a damn anymore. You've also become numb to physical and emotional pain. What would you do?

good question. i dont know what i would do...
Saige Dragon
28-02-2006, 02:18
Sounds like a good time to go snowboarding.
Sarkhaan
28-02-2006, 02:19
yell "THOR HUNGRY! THOR WANT EAT!".
rip off all my clothes
go outside for said food
realize its -10 degrees and I'm naked
go back inside, go back to sleep, wake up early to finish my paper before class.
Axinalliah
28-02-2006, 02:20
Uhhh . . . therapy. A girlfriend certainly doesn't hurt, either. :fluffle:
Katzistanza
28-02-2006, 02:20
either take my can of spray paint and extendible police baton and start smashing, spraying, and beating anything smashable, beatable, or sprayable at the local Mal-Mart, Coke Distibution Plant, Country Club, any place white people gather, or the World Bank building, or, if I've really gone off the deep end, prepare a healthy arsenal of homemade bombs, gernades, GPGs, aquire an automatic weapon, strap on my Belgian body armor, and show the government what-for before I am taken down in a hail of gunfire, or am exploded by one of my own bombs.

(and yes, I have the means and knowledge to do all those things except aquire an authomatic weapon. Which can't be too hard, with a little effort)
Soviet Haaregrad
28-02-2006, 02:22
Lets say the stress of life, and what personal problems you may have has become too great and welp, you finally cracked. You've lost all sense of right and wrong, and quite frankly you don't give a damn anymore. You've also become numb to physical and emotional pain. What would you do?

Scream and make noise with my guitar, possibly record it and call it music. ;)
Moantha
28-02-2006, 02:22
Probably come on to most of the attractive females in my school. ;)
Stone Bridges
28-02-2006, 02:22
I would play some happy music while doing my thing. Happy music in a hetic and unhappy period of time, ahh the irony. I would probably put on "Don't Worry, Be Happy."
Lunatic Goofballs
28-02-2006, 02:23
Lets say the stress of life, and what personal problems you may have has become too great and welp, you finally cracked. You've lost all sense of right and wrong, and quite frankly you don't give a damn anymore. You've also become numb to physical and emotional pain. What would you do?

Welcome to my world. :)
Katzistanza
28-02-2006, 02:32
I go to bed because I know finals start at 8 am the next morning. ;P

Welcome to college.

Good luck! :)
Anti-Social Darwinism
28-02-2006, 02:43
Lets say the stress of life, and what personal problems you may have has become too great and welp, you finally cracked. You've lost all sense of right and wrong, and quite frankly you don't give a damn anymore. You've also become numb to physical and emotional pain. What would you do?

Take every penny I can get legally or illegally, buy all the chocolate I can get. Eat until I die the ultimate chocolate death.
Iztatepopotla
28-02-2006, 03:25
Log in NS general :)
Eutrusca
28-02-2006, 03:28
Lets say the stress of life, and what personal problems you may have has become too great and welp, you finally cracked. You've lost all sense of right and wrong, and quite frankly you don't give a damn anymore. You've also become numb to physical and emotional pain. What would you do?
1. Sharpen my fighting ax.

2. Take a bottle of Cialis.

3. Indulge myself in rapine, plunder and savage murder! Mwahahahaha!
M3rcenaries
28-02-2006, 03:30
Go on a long vacation and start over.
Sane Outcasts
28-02-2006, 03:31
Probably just let one of the other people in my head control my body until I've calmed down.
Grape-eaters
28-02-2006, 03:36
First, carefully plan and execute a bombing of a popular place (Times Square, Picadilly Circus, etc), then go to school/work/out on the street with a big godsdamned axe and indulge myself, with a large gun as well, just in case I run in to the pigs...
Secret aj man
28-02-2006, 03:38
Lets say the stress of life, and what personal problems you may have has become too great and welp, you finally cracked. You've lost all sense of right and wrong, and quite frankly you don't give a damn anymore. You've also become numb to physical and emotional pain. What would you do?

i drink...alot...

stay indoors and home so i dont snap on some innocent person....sharpen my knives,polish my guns,drink some more till it passes...oh...and post on here...sometimes well thought out opinions,and some times drunken drivel..but thats me!
kinda like now,diverts me from my nightmare i call a life...which when the sun comes up...wont be so bad after all.

get drunk and dont hurt yourself...OR ANY ONE ELSE!:fluffle:
Kroisistan
28-02-2006, 03:44
1. Sharpen my fighting ax.

2. Take a bottle of Cialis.

3. Indulge myself in rapine, plunder and savage murder! Mwahahahaha!

I can almost imagine a commercial with a ~60 year old wielding a battleax, with a soothing medical voiceover going "If erection or pillaging lasts longer than 4 hours, consult a doctor immediately..."
The Jovian Moons
28-02-2006, 03:44
I'd tell you but you'd be scared how much I've planned it. Luckily I've become un-cracked. I will tell you it would have envolved mass murder and hostage taking.
Muravyets
28-02-2006, 05:24
Lets say the stress of life, and what personal problems you may have has become too great and welp, you finally cracked. You've lost all sense of right and wrong, and quite frankly you don't give a damn anymore. You've also become numb to physical and emotional pain. What would you do?
I don't actually remember the last time I gave a damn about much, so does that mean this isn't a hypothetical? I'd get dressed (good looking pants and top, big black sunglasses, some lipstick (I'm female, in case you're wondering how badly I've cracked)), and go buy a stack of magazines and newspapers and park myself at some decent cafe and drink coffee and snack on various things, and watch good-looking guys walk by for the rest of the goddamned day, and anyone who gave me crap for wasting my time would get stabbed in the thigh with a coffee stirrer. (In the thigh because I couldn't be bothered to stand up to stab them.) But I probably wouldn't have to stab anyone because the people who know me, know better than to criticize how I spend my afternoons.

BTW, how do you know if you're numb to physical and emotional pain? Maybe you're just having a good day. :)
Eutrusca
28-02-2006, 05:35
I can almost imagine a commercial with a ~60 year old wielding a battleax, with a soothing medical voiceover going "If erection or pillaging lasts longer than 4 hours, consult a doctor immediately..."
ROFLMFAO!!!! OMG! ROFL!

[ kills the doctor ]

Uh ... that's 60 TWO, young dweeb! :D
Smunkeeville
28-02-2006, 05:42
again?!

I don't know.

probably not what I did last time because 2 years later I am still trying to fix it all back somewhat the way it was.
Novoga
28-02-2006, 05:48
Lets say the stress of life, and what personal problems you may have has become too great and welp, you finally cracked. You've lost all sense of right and wrong, and quite frankly you don't give a damn anymore. You've also become numb to physical and emotional pain. What would you do?

Well what I did was I went and watched some Hitchcock movies. Cleared it up over the course of Strangers on a Train, North by Northwest, and Vertigo.
Novoga
28-02-2006, 05:49
Log in NS general :)

That is what caused me to crack in the first place. It was the final nail in the coffin.
New Sans
28-02-2006, 05:54
Russurect Walt Disney.....if he hasn't been already of course.
Dark Shadowy Nexus
28-02-2006, 07:33
I'd destroy all enemies of seculerism that I can get to before some one stops me. The religious right lobbying group in DC is top on that list.
Man in Black
28-02-2006, 08:31
Too late. I've cracked. Watch the news in Texas.
Ravea
28-02-2006, 15:05
Become the world's fattest man. Then I could crush people to ease the pain.

Either that or break out the Ninja Stars and Ninja Star some people.

In the face.
Laerod
28-02-2006, 15:12
Lets say the stress of life, and what personal problems you may have has become too great and welp, you finally cracked. You've lost all sense of right and wrong, and quite frankly you don't give a damn anymore. You've also become numb to physical and emotional pain. What would you do?I cut myself off from the outside world save nationstates and people not living where I was at. It was a mistake.
Luporum
28-02-2006, 15:15
Lets say the stress of life, and what personal problems you may have has become too great and welp, you finally cracked. You've lost all sense of right and wrong, and quite frankly you don't give a damn anymore. You've also become numb to physical and emotional pain. What would you do?

I've done that a few times.

1) Develop clinical depression
2) Sleep 20 hours a day for two weeks
3) Consider suicide but laugh because you're too tired to go through it
4) Recover
5) Get on with life waiting for the next mental breakdown.
Smunkeeville
28-02-2006, 15:20
I've done that a few times.

1) Develop clinical depression
2) Sleep 20 hours a day for two weeks
3) Consider suicide but laugh because you're too tired to go through it
4) Recover
5) Get on with life waiting for the next mental breakdown.
same here, except between step 3 and 4, there is
3.5) go on a shopping spree, start about 40 home improvement projects you won't finish, stay up 20 hours a day, get frustrated with everyone who won't stay up 20 hours a day to help you finish said projects, spend a bunch more money.......
Great Eastern Plains
28-02-2006, 15:25
Lets say the stress of life, and what personal problems you may have has become too great and welp, you finally cracked. You've lost all sense of right and wrong, and quite frankly you don't give a damn anymore. You've also become numb to physical and emotional pain. What would you do?

continue as I do now, I think. I hardly ever sleeps more than 2 hours a day, damned homework :(
Luporum
28-02-2006, 15:25
same here, except between step 3 and 4, there is
3.5) go on a shopping spree, start about 40 home improvement projects you won't finish, stay up 20 hours a day, get frustrated with everyone who won't stay up 20 hours a day to help you finish said projects, spend a bunch more money.......

Yeah I've been getting about 4 hours of sleep a night for a while now and I can feel a breakdown coming real soon. I'm losing my nerve and temper frequently, but thank god spring break is coming up. Once I see my dogs (animals), friends, and family again I should get better.

I don't spend money but I keep frittering it away somehow. *shrugs*
Smunkeeville
28-02-2006, 15:27
Yeah I've been getting about 4 hours of sleep a night for a while now and I can feel a breakdown coming real soon. I'm losing my nerve and temper frequently, but thank god spring break is coming up. Once I see my dogs (animals), friends, and family again I should get better.

I don't spend money but I keep frittering it away somehow. *shrugs*
yeah. I know, I have been racking up about 3 hours of sleep lately, and started painting the interior of my house.....my husband has my debit card for saftey. I wonder if I go to the dr. now before I crack up if I can avoid the craziness.........
Luporum
28-02-2006, 15:34
yeah. I know, I have been racking up about 3 hours of sleep lately, and started painting the interior of my house.....my husband has my debit card for saftey. I wonder if I go to the dr. now before I crack up if I can avoid the craziness.........

Personally I go to the weightroom, write, or think about philosophy to push away that void like feeling. (can't describe it any other way). They're all only temporary though and sooner or later the breakdown hits ya like a truck regardless.

My roomate being a complete tool doesn't help either.
Tetict
28-02-2006, 15:36
Head to the Marina and steal the largest sailing vessel i can see and make for the high seas as a pirate.
Luporum
28-02-2006, 15:40
*Fancy news bulletin music*
Update on Luporum Meltdown.

Things are looking positive as the anonymous poster opened his fridge a few minutes earlier to discover he still had half a handle of Banker's Rum. Scientists believe this relief may hold off the meltdown until after break, but few things are known at this time.
Fenella
28-02-2006, 15:44
You've lost all sense of right and wrong, and quite frankly you don't give a damn anymore.
Run for President.
Eutrusca
28-02-2006, 15:46
Run for President.
:eek:
SHAENDRA
28-02-2006, 15:48
either take my can of spray paint and extendible police baton and start smashing, spraying, and beating anything smashable, beatable, or sprayable at the local Mal-Mart, Coke Distibution Plant, Country Club, any place white people gather, or the World Bank building, or, if I've really gone off the deep end, prepare a healthy arsenal of homemade bombs, gernades, GPGs, aquire an automatic weapon, strap on my Belgian body armor, and show the government what-for before I am taken down in a hail of gunfire, or am exploded by one of my own bombs.

(and yes, I have the means and knowledge to do all those things except aquire an authomatic weapon. Which can't be too hard, with a little effort)You've given this way too much thought!;)
New Isabelle
28-02-2006, 15:50
numb to physical and emotional pain! SWEET! I would stand on the street and charge people 50 bucks per hit to take their anger and agression out on my body...

I'm rich BIOTCH!
Auranai
28-02-2006, 15:54
1. Take a day off work.
2. Take the phone off the hook.
3. Sleep late!
4. Go have a long hot shower, thinking of every sad thing that has ever happened to you. Cry until there are no tears left. (Very important step.)
5. Take some pre-emptory Advil to fend off the cryer's headache.
6. Plop down on the couch with your favorite down blanket, a cup of piping hot cranberry juice or tea, and a bag of Orange Juice flavored Jelly Bellys (or Dove dark chocolate, if it's PMS time).
7. Watch Jane Austen movies all day long, laughing or crying openly every time something touching happens.
8. Take a nap.
9. Take another shower, and actually get cleaned up this time.
10. Get dressed up.
11. Go out with your man and have a blast.
12. Come home and "snuggle".

Therapy complete.
DrunkenDove
28-02-2006, 16:45
Plan some needlessly overcomplicated evil scheme. Smoke joint. Forget plan. Pass out.
Dark Shadowy Nexus
28-02-2006, 17:19
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^^^^^^I like that one^^^^^^