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Would you? If you knew you had a good chance of not getting caught, and you really hated the person, would you kill them? And futhermore how would you do it?


For me, I would only do it if the person was a screw-up anyway and by having them killed, I'm helping society. I wouldn't do it if he or she had kids or something. I would most likely use a gun, but guns are messy. Knocking them out and then throwing them in an icy river may be more easier.

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EDIT: This is all hypothetically of course...*nervous laughter*

I think I'd better consult my lawyer before answering this one... *shifty glance*

I would never kill anyone.

Unless they pissed me off. :mad:

I think I'd better consult my lawyer before answering this one... *shifty glance*
It's okay. They have nothing on you.

No, the only situation I could do it was when the lives of others or myself were definately going to be ended then I would do it as a matter of self defense or to preserve the lives of others.

I have high morals.

I would only kill someone in self defense and only then probably if I wounded them worse than I thought by accident.

I heard though from a lawyer this week that if you ever do kill someone in self defense you should call 911 and give them the address and say to send an ambulance because someone has been shot (or stabed, or impaled,ect.) and don't say anything else, then call you lawyer. When the cops get there ask for your lawyer and a glass of water then keep your mouth shut until your lawyer says to speak........it was kinda creepy hearing it, but I knew he was right.

btw, thinking about the lawyers advice.......I have a batleth, that's my weapon of choice (okay convienence), what would I say when I called 911?

"please send an ambulance, someone has been decapitated"
:confused: ;)

i hate plenty of people, so yes, some i would, and I dont doubt that if they had the chance they would do so too

Yea, I would kill them. Hell I might go on a killing spree. All I need is two Uzi's and for me to just completely crack and loose my mind.

I would not kill someone just because they were a Wanker however, I could kill someone if it was a matter of necessity

It's okay. They have nothing on you.
But I still worry that they might find out I'm the dreaded Pink Bunny, the awful serial killer who -censored-s his victims to death.... <_< >_>

If someone raped someone important to me (or something similar) I would seriously consider killing them. If I could get away with and I knew it then they would have no chance of survival. Guarenteed.

you bet i would. for a price. trust me, nobody would know...

:confused: :eek: :confused: :sniper:

Eh if I'm going to kill someone, I'm going to do it with Gutso, I'm going to go out with a BANG, and take as many people as possible.

I can't believe the only ones who have to "post a reason" are those who won't kill anybody! What kind of screwed up world view is that? o.O

I don't have a "reason". I just wouldn't. Who the fuck would knowingly contemplate that, yes, one day they might actually kill somebody?

I'm not talking about causing someone's death in a car accident. Not even about "crimes of passion", which I think can actually happen if you (and your victim, duh) are really terribly unlucky, but which I really hope nobody would acknowledge their propensity for... (is that sentence still English?)


ETA: :p

I can't believe the only ones who have to "post a reason" are those who won't kill anybody! What kind of screwed up world view is that? o.O

I don't have a "reason". I just wouldn't. Who the fuck would knowingly contemplate that, yes, one day they might actually kill somebody?

I'm not talking about causing someone's death in a car accident. Not even about "crimes of passion", which I think can actually happen if you (and your victim, duh) are really terribly unlucky, but which I really hope nobody would acknowledge their propensity for... (is that sentence still English?)

Eh, some of us realize that we have that darker side of us, and we express it here!

Eh, some of us realize that we have that darker side of us, and we express it here!
Eh, I know, and methinks I should have added a random smiley somewhere to that post to mitigate the yelling... ;)

I can't believe the only ones who have to "post a reason" are those who won't kill anybody! What kind of screwed up world view is that? o.O

I don't have a "reason". I just wouldn't. Who the fuck would knowingly contemplate that, yes, one day they might actually kill somebody?

I'm not talking about causing someone's death in a car accident. Not even about "crimes of passion", which I think can actually happen if you (and your victim, duh) are really terribly unlucky, but which I really hope nobody would acknowledge their propensity for... (is that sentence still English?)
Damn' softie. ;) *kills for no adequate reason*

And no, it wasn't proper English. It's "for which I really hope nobody..." etc.

And no, it wasn't proper English. It's "for which I really hope nobody..." etc.
Eh, my version sounded a lot more high-brow...

Unless in self defense, or if it benefited me in some way, I would not kill. No one human is worthy of my hatred. They are all insignificant and will end up as a rotting corpse eventually.

Examples of when I would kill: Someone running at me with a knife, someone breaking and entering my house, someone who I knew had a large sum of money and could murder without getting caught.

Examples of when I wouldn't kill: Someone taunting and verbally insulting me, someone who I find screwing my girlfriend, someone who is worth more to me alive than dead, someone who may be worth more dead but I might get caught killing.

I have only run into two people who I would have wanted to kill ever. They took care of themselves however, both are heroin addicts. Besides, why kill them when you can cut off thier arms/legs, blind them then bust thier eardrums. Let them lay like a vegitable for the rest of thier lives. It would be so much worce than any form of death. Appart from that, It took years of torment to get those two on my list.

btw, thinking about the lawyers advice.......I have a batleth, that's my weapon of choice (okay convienence), what would I say when I called 911?

"please send an ambulance, someone has been decapitated"


If there was prior to this any distance between you and being totally, unequivocally frakkin' awesome; that distance was just closed in my book. :D

No. End of discussion.

End of discussion precludes following with a reason. Perhaps you meant to say "No, not under any circumstances. (please post reason)"

Would you? If you knew you had a good chance of not getting caught, and you really hated the person, would you kill them? And futhermore how would you do it?

For me, I would only do it if the person was a screw-up anyway and by having them killed, I'm helping society. I wouldn't do it if he or she had kids or something. I would most likely use a gun, but guns are messy. Knocking them out and then throwing them in an icy river may be more easier.

EDIT: This is all hypothetically of course...*nervous laughter*
I pray to whatever gods there be that I will never have to kill another human being again as long as I have left to live.

EDIT: Yes, there are circumstances under which I might kill again, but they are all very dire and most likely would be considered "justifiable homicide."

What if you know they'll be evil in the future and you have the chance to take them out young.....before they get paranoid.....>_> <_<

I don't know. There are some people who I'd really like to kill, but I don't believe in killing except in self defense.

If someone say, raped or killed my ladyfriend or a female relative... there's a significant chance I would be angry enough to commit murder, despite my principles.

I just don't know.

If someone kidnapped me or someone i like, i would attempt to kill them. Since the moment they were kidnapped their lives were forfiet, i would hold no regret if they were killed in the fight.

I would only kill someone in self defense and only then probably if I wounded them worse than I thought by accident.

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I dunno why I even bother posting... I should just rename myself "I agree with Smunkee".

I have a black belt, and enough skill I hope I could control someone without damaging them. ON the other hand, if someone's attacking me, I'll have enough adrenaline I might just kill them accidentally, and in self defence. Specially becuase I am very partial to techniques involving the neck, and other lethal areas of the body. I'm told that legally, it's much better to kill them than to damage them without killing them. Too many people get sued for breaking someone's neck in self-defense instead of killing them in self defence. Still, my first goal would be to not hurt them at all... I just don't know if in reality I could do it.

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I dunno why I even bother posting... I should just rename myself "I agree with Smunkee".
stealing that for my sig.......wow.......I may have to re-inventory my sig soon.:cool:

I would never intentionally harm any living thing without its permission.

When I posted my answer as 'mabye', I hadn't read the thread question. I would never kill someone 'because they're a screw up'. The only case in which I would ever (knowingly) kill anything is to protect my own life, or the lives of those more innocent than whoever I'd kill

Examples of when I would kill: ...someone who I knew had a large sum of money and could murder without getting caught.
Besides, why kill them when you can cut off thier arms/legs, blind them then bust thier eardrums. Let them lay like a vegitable for the rest of thier lives. It would be so much worse than any form of death.

People like this scare me...a lot. :eek:

You really needed an option between #1 (silly) and #2 (a non-killing option)

Have I? Unfortunately... but not as a civillian.

Would I again? Yes, if necessary - under a number of scenerios.

Besides, why kill them when you can cut off thier arms/legs, blind them then bust thier eardrums. Let them lay like a vegitable for the rest of thier lives. It would be so much worse than any form of death.
To the Pain?

My name is Inego Montoya. You killed my Father. Prepare to die. ;)

I would kill some one but the circumstances would have to be right, im not gonna wake up in the morning and be like i hate so and so i might as well kill them, im more likly to kill some one in self defense if any thing or protecting some one i love not just cuz i dont like them and they did something to me that really got me mad.

I could never kill a person. I'm not sure why, I just... couldn't. No matter how bad the stuff they did, I always manage to see hope for them.

People like this scare me...a lot. :eek:

:D

Just be happy I am on the up and up.

I would kill some one but the circumstances would have to be right, im not gonna wake up in the morning and be like i hate so and so i might as well kill them, im more likly to kill some one in self defense if any thing or protecting some one i love not just cuz i dont like them and they did something to me that really got me mad.
Hate is the worst "reason" to kill someone. Self Defense is the "best".

Profit and combat fall somewhere in between...

Only someone truly deserving might get my consideration for this. It would involve a dark basement, restraints, surgical tools, salt & vinegar, open wounds, a plastic bag, wet socks, an electrical outlet, red ants and whatever else might come to mind. The actual death might take a while.

Hate is the worst "reason" to kill someone. Self Defense is the "best".

Profit and combat fall somewhere in between...


I agree 100% with you but I think killing some one with for a profit would be a terrible thing to do and would be close to doing it for because of hate, its kind of like a recration for the person if they do it for money

If the person was threatening my life, or those around me, I'd retaliate with force, yes, but if they posed no threat I would not kill them, no matter how much I hated them. Cuz I'm a nice person :D haha ( as far as YOU know, dun dun dun ) ;)


-Tine

First off, lwet me state that I believe killing is wrong, regardless of circumstances. But I have no problem being a bad person. I ate everyone and everything, am pro-nuclear war if it has any chance of wiping out most of the worlds population, and would kill with little to no provocation. If I wouldn't get caught. Hell, if I wouldn't get caught, I'd torture a man, then leave him to die, regardless of any material benefit to myself. I feel that inserting hot needles under the fingernails, ripping said nails out, plucking the eyes from the head, and various other means of torture, would be...satisfying.

only in self defense.
its creepy that there are votes for I'm on my third victim!

People like this scare me...a lot. :eek:
Because you've never heard of joke posts, I presume. Or sadomasochism.

*randomly tortures several people to death for amusement*

Well, according to the Book of the SubGenius... the answer is...

Bob.

Would you? If you knew you had a good chance of not getting caught, and you really hated the person, would you kill them? And futhermore how would you do it?


For me, I would only do it if the person was a screw-up anyway and by having them killed, I'm helping society. I wouldn't do it if he or she had kids or something. I would most likely use a gun, but guns are messy. Knocking them out and then throwing them in an icy river may be more easier.

:mp5: :sniper:

EDIT: This is all hypothetically of course...*nervous laughter*
First yes, I would kill someone.

I would use a knife or some type of garote.
I would need, pruning shears, a brand new sweat suit, brand new shoes and a quart of pigs blood.

I would cut off the tips of all ten fingers of the individual in the event they got some of me under thier nails--I would light the body/and tips on fire and extinguish the flames with ammonia(I would dispose of the finger tips in park where animals could enjoy a tastey snack.

I would shed the suit from regular clothes and burn them---spray the ashes with ammonia.

I would drive home and then paint the inside of my car with the pigs blood--before I enter my house.

Then I would spray the blood down with ammonia.

Then I would clean the car.

Effectively eleminating all potential trace evidence.

I am clean shaven with a shaved head---so hair is not an issue.

I happen to have number of aquintances who would be more then happy to testify to my where abouts any time I need.

---so yes I will kill someone, and if you give me more then five minutes I might even be creative about it.
As for the river thing--a friend of mine did a little bid for the same deal--though he wasnt charged with attempted just with F-assault with intent to cause.

But when he through him over the bridge the guy landed on the side and not in the water---if you kill someone you want to make certain they are dead.

Just my two cents.

only in self defense.
its creepy that there are votes for I'm on my third victim!
Only because we were given no other "yes" option. :headbang:

I have killed people- in the name of my country. I don't feel any remorse about it-it seems as if it was just a job.

I agree 100% with you but I think killing some one with for a profit would be a terrible thing to do and would be close to doing it for because of hate, its kind of like a recration for the person if they do it for money
It would actually be nothing like recreation--it would be work.
They are killing for cash--so they would be acting in a professional capacity.
Spending the money would be more like recreation.

I would kill somebody if it was the only way to render them harmless to me in the event that they were attacking me. However, most likely I'd only need to render the attacker unfit to fight.

they still said yes! :eek:

I would have to be intoxicated, pissed off, and having a terrible day on top of that. Or be seriously physically threatened. Even then I'd be more likely to just whimper and beg.

EDIT: Or I was drafted/conscripted (whatever word you happen to prefer) and forced to do so in the name of my country.

Now that I think about it, I could kill someone that wanted to die. Friends, loved ones, if it came to the point where the only release from suffering was death, I could pull the plug or the trigger, whichever was called for.

I believe killing for profit is a better reason than killing for a country just because you're told to.

I can hardly control my frustration with people I consider to be blatantly ignorant, so I would probably get pretty used to killing people.

I can hardly control my frustration with people I consider to be blatantly ignorant, so I would probably get pretty used to killing people.
Then why do you keep coming here.;)

I would switch murders with a random person.

Only in defense of myself or someone else.

If I was hungery enough.

No.

Specifically because:

Would you? If you knew you had a good chance of not getting caught, and you really hated the person, would you kill them?

This is crazy. I would never kill or injure someone because I disliked them. And no respectable human ever should.

On the other hand, if it was in self defence or in the defence of a friend or loved one, I cannot be sure how I would react.

Probably not, or at least, not right now.

The best chance you have of killing someone and getting away with it it by killing someone you have no ties to whatsoever. In which case, what reason do you have for killing them. Unless you just want to kill random people. Hey...I just want to kill random people.

I love it when a plan comes together! :cool: