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What's the big deal about Chuck Norris?

Angry Fruit Salad
28-02-2006, 01:13
I suppose it may be a stupid question, but I'm a bit curious about the sudden popularity of Chuck Norris on various forums as of late.
Revnia
28-02-2006, 01:14
Question not the lord thy God.
Ritlinana
28-02-2006, 01:14
www.chucknorris.com (http://www.chucknorris.com) Nuff Said.
Angry Fruit Salad
28-02-2006, 01:15
-_-' Why did I expect this kind of response? *shakes head*
Eutrusca
28-02-2006, 01:15
I suppose it may be a stupid question, but I'm a bit curious about the sudden popularity of Chuck Norris on various forums as of late.
They think he's better than Vin Diesel. AS IF! :D
Monkeypimp
28-02-2006, 01:16
A fad that started a while ago that a few people have insisted on draging out well past it's used by date. Much like the 'in soviet russia...' comments, they deserve nothing but your utter comtempt unless used with a great deal of irony..
Angry Fruit Salad
28-02-2006, 01:16
They think he's better than Vin Diesel. AS IF! :D

Personally, I can't stand either one of them.
Angry Fruit Salad
28-02-2006, 01:17
A fad that started a while ago that a few people have insisted on draging out well past it's used by date. Much like the 'in soviet russia...' comments, they deserve nothing but your utter comtempt unless used with a great deal of irony..

The Soviet Russia things are so pathetic that they're funny again,though.
Terrorist Cakes
28-02-2006, 01:18
Reversing the first letters of his names makes Nuck Chorris. I don't know about you, but that's just funny.
Tremerica
28-02-2006, 01:20
I suppose it may be a stupid question, but I'm a bit curious about the sudden popularity of Chuck Norris on various forums as of late.

Blasphemy! how dare you question anything Chuck Norris!
Not-So-Bad Jerk Faces
28-02-2006, 01:21
They're all talking about www.4q.cc where you can see a 'fact' generator for Norris, Mr. T, and Vin Diesel.
Czardas
28-02-2006, 01:30
It's just another one of these random interweb fads... ignore it and it'll go away eventually. In six months no-one will even know who Chuck Norris is (except maybe Secluded Islands).
Neo Kervoskia
28-02-2006, 01:35
His penis once killed an elephant...with its bare hands!
Secluded Islands
28-02-2006, 01:45
It's just another one of these random interweb fads... ignore it and it'll go away eventually. In six months no-one will even know who Chuck Norris is (except maybe Secluded Islands).

Chuck Norris has added you to his list...
Czardas
28-02-2006, 01:49
Who cares? My 270 mph Spinning Hook to the temple can beat his 216 mph Roundhouse to the face any day! ;)
AIChE
28-02-2006, 01:50
I suppose it may be a stupid question, but I'm a bit curious about the sudden popularity of Chuck Norris on various forums as of late.

Clearly, you've never had the great fortune and honor of watching "Walker, Texas Ranger".
Exomnia
28-02-2006, 01:52
Bruce Lee could Kick Chuck Norris' ass any day.
As seen in this video. (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1168748814829516828)
Angry Fruit Salad
28-02-2006, 01:54
Clearly, you've never had the great fortune and honor of watching "Walker, Texas Ranger".


Seen it. Got bored with it when it was new.

I'm currently addicted to the work of Akira Kurosawa from the 60's. Yojimbo (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000041/)anyone?
Secluded Islands
28-02-2006, 01:57
Who cares? My 270 mph Spinning Hook to the temple can beat his 216 mph Roundhouse to the face any day! ;)

270mph? pfft, i bet you couldnt even reach 190...
Czardas
28-02-2006, 02:04
270mph? pfft, i bet you couldnt even reach 190...
You've never seen me smashing holes in aircraft carriers for fun, as I do whenever I see one... so you wouldn't know. ;)
Secluded Islands
28-02-2006, 02:09
You've never seen me smashing holes in aircraft carriers for fun, as I do whenever I see one... so you wouldn't know. ;)

toy aircraft carriers? :p
Angry Fruit Salad
28-02-2006, 02:14
I shall smite you all with a rusty spork...and two hollowed-out coconut halves... *clip-clop clip-clop*
Zanato
28-02-2006, 02:25
Bruce Lee could Kick Chuck Norris' ass any day.
As seen in this video. (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1168748814829516828)

I thought they were going to have hot sex at the end. They were taking their shirts off, eyeing each other longingly, and the music reminded me of a porno video. :confused:
Stone Bridges
28-02-2006, 02:33
I thought they were going to have hot sex at the end. They were taking their shirts off, eyeing each other longingly, and the music reminded me of a porno video. :confused:

I thought the exact same thing! :fluffle:
Diabelnia
28-02-2006, 02:34
If the Chuck Norris fad ever begins to die out, he'll roundhouse kick the internet.
The Emperialist
28-02-2006, 02:39
i think the big deal is he is just a famous actor, does that answer your question?
Angry Fruit Salad
28-02-2006, 04:10
i think the big deal is he is just a famous actor, does that answer your question?


So is Jude Law, and I don't see a dozen threads about him.

It just seems to be something that people are flocking to like flies to a rancid turd.
Saige Dragon
28-02-2006, 04:12
This (http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=590) should make you feel a little better Fruit Salad.
Bobs Own Pipe
28-02-2006, 04:21
I don't see what all the fuss is about. I mean, it's not like he's William Shatner or anything...
The Liberated Society
28-02-2006, 05:18
Chuck Norris has added you to his list...

You uh...don't get laid much do ya?:rolleyes:
Andaluciae
28-02-2006, 05:20
gasps in shock.
Ladamesansmerci
28-02-2006, 05:22
This (http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=590) should make you feel a little better Fruit Salad.

LE GASP! I must get! MUST GET!

I agree with Angry Fruit Salad though. What IS the big deal with chuck norris anyway?
Rabbitude
28-02-2006, 05:59
I've noticed it as well & I don't get it. I see it over a couple of forums, of differing topics & it just mysitifies me.:confused:

I mean I wont lie & say I've never watched WTR but it's nothing really special, just some occasional brainless late night entertainment.
Angry Fruit Salad
28-02-2006, 07:07
This (http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=590) should make you feel a little better Fruit Salad.


That's a shirt I can thoroughly appreciate.