NationStates Jolt Archive

Wedding Ring loss excuses

27-02-2006, 18:41

It appears that this man may still get some bed time with the wife, even though he lost the wedding ring...

And half his arm!

Any other good excuses you can come up with or came across somewhere?
27-02-2006, 18:46
"I was drunk, and the pawn shop guy made me think it was a good deal..."
27-02-2006, 18:53
I thought it was a Ringolo.

The surgeon must have stolen it while I was out.

I sold it to feed a thousand starving africans.
Drunk commies deleted
27-02-2006, 19:38
I took it off to try to pick up drunk chicks and left it at the bar.
27-02-2006, 19:50
"I pawned it for more condoms" --friend of mine said this earlier lol!