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Paris Hilton versus Mother Teresa

Culaypene
27-02-2006, 18:41
http://dlisted.blogspot.com/2006/02/paris-hilton-lands-mother-theresa-role.html

Yes, folks, the rumors are true. Paris Hilton is set to play MOTHER TERESA in an upcoming film. I think we can stop debating religion because this officially confirms that, in fact, there is no god.

Who wants to see it with me?
Macdar
27-02-2006, 18:43
Oh my god... I am going to start calling her Parasite, I had not yet been exposed to that name yet.:D But, yeah, I can't believe she got cast for that. This is why Hollywood needs a nuke...
Drunk commies deleted
27-02-2006, 18:47
Well she's easier on the eyes than Mother Teresa was. Also it'll allow the Paris Hilton sex video to be marketed as the Mother Teresa sex video. That should bring in a few bucks.
Philosopy
27-02-2006, 18:47
http://dlisted.blogspot.com/2006/02/paris-hilton-lands-mother-theresa-role.html

Yes, folks, the rumors are true. Paris Hilton is set to play MOTHER TERESA in an upcoming film. I think we can stop debating religion because this officially confirms that, in fact, there is no god.

Who wants to see it with me?

I think a thread entitled "Does Hollywood care more about making quick bucks or portraying history accurately?" wouldn't last very long, as this clearly answers the question.
Megaloria
27-02-2006, 18:48
Ladies and gentlemen, the Whore of Babylon! Paris Hilton = End Times.
Macdar
27-02-2006, 18:49
Oh, come on. Every historical movie made by Hollywood is a bastardization of the events that took place.:headbang:
Gravlen
27-02-2006, 18:50
I think a thread entitled "Does Hollywood care more about making quick bucks or portraying history accurately?" wouldn't last very long, as this clearly answers the question.

Yep, allthough this news probably should be presented in the "This will make you lose your faith in humanity"-thread.

The Horror, the Horror... :(
Free Soviets
27-02-2006, 19:29
i approve. at least paris hilton has done some good for the world
Kzord
27-02-2006, 19:53
Meh. I don't really care about P.Hilton or Teresa. Here's some reading though:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_Hilton#Controversies
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mother_Teresa#Criticism
Luporum
27-02-2006, 19:54
Why is Paris Hilton famous exactly?

Oh right, she's a slut, so that qualifies her as an actress how?
Stone Bridges
27-02-2006, 20:04
Why is Paris Hilton famous exactly?

Oh right, she's a slut, so that qualifies her as an actress how?

Yea, but you got to admit, it was fucking funny seeing her getting killed in House of Wax.
Joaoland
27-02-2006, 20:06
Yes, folks, the rumors are true. Paris Hilton is set to play MOTHER TERESA in an upcoming film.
I love this century.
Stone Bridges
27-02-2006, 20:09
Hollywood hates Catholicism. :mad:
Luporum
27-02-2006, 20:13
Yea, but you got to admit, it was fucking funny seeing her getting killed in House of Wax.

I missed that :(
HeyRelax
27-02-2006, 20:14
Paris: "I like, totally don't get my motivation here. Why don't all these poor people just ask their parents for bigger allowances?"

Ugh..I'm offended as a human being that Paris Hilton is even considered a celebrity. Now she's not only being given movie roles without audition, she's being serious roles instead of just slasher flick babes?

Maybe the cylons have a point...
UpwardThrust
27-02-2006, 20:17
Hollywood hates Catholicism. :mad:
Cause some idiot chose her for some sub B flick movie?

Edit:

Does this director Rajeevnath even "belong" to hollywood?
Stone Bridges
27-02-2006, 20:20
Cause some idiot chose her for some sub B flick movie?

Yep! That and that they allow Michael Jackson to turn Pope John Paul II's prayers into songs.
UpwardThrust
27-02-2006, 20:22
Yep! That and that they allow Michael Jackson to turn Pope John Paul II's prayers into songs.
How is either "hollywoods" fault?

I mean like my edit for my last post as far as I can tell this "director" may have no afiliation with "hollywood"

Unless you know something I dont
Stone Bridges
27-02-2006, 20:22
Paris: "I like, totally don't get my motivation here. Why don't all these poor people just ask their parents for bigger allowances?"

Ugh..I'm offended as a human being that Paris Hilton is even considered a celebrity. Now she's not only being given movie roles without audition, she's being serious roles instead of just slasher flick babes?

Maybe the cylons have a point...

Wht are cylons?
Stone Bridges
27-02-2006, 20:23
How is either "hollywoods" fault?

I mean like my edit for my last post as far as I can tell this "director" may have no afiliation with "hollywood"

Unless you know something I dont

Beside the usual fact that Hollywood sells out accurate protryal of important people of our times for fast and cheap cash? Nope!
Ruloah
27-02-2006, 20:27
Isn't this a Bollywood production?

By a director who mistakenly thinks that Paris is either a good Catholic girl or a virgin?

:headbang:
Kaelestios
27-02-2006, 20:35
i dont know what his deal is but as a Catholic its soooooo offensive that one of our great people of this age is being desicrated by such a flithy whore such as Paris hilton.. not to mention her acting makes me want to shove broken pieces of glass in my ears..... oh well
UpwardThrust
27-02-2006, 20:36
Beside the usual fact that Hollywood sells out accurate protryal of important people of our times for fast and cheap cash? Nope!
That makes them capatalist

Not anti-catholic
Ruloah
27-02-2006, 20:37
Paris: "I like, totally don't get my motivation here. Why don't all these poor people just ask their parents for bigger allowances?"

Ugh..I'm offended as a human being that Paris Hilton is even considered a celebrity. Now she's not only being given movie roles without audition, she's being serious roles instead of just slasher flick babes?

Maybe the cylons have a point...

Yes.

Why do we deserve to survive?

Answer: we don't...

The cylons are already amongst us, awaiting the final countdown...:eek:
Stone Bridges
27-02-2006, 20:38
i dont know what his deal is but as a Catholic its soooooo offensive that one of our great people of this age is being desicrated by such a flithy whore such as Paris hilton.. not to mention her acting makes me want to shove broken pieces of glass in my ears..... oh well

I'm shoving them into my eyes, which begs the question of how I'm able to type this at this moment with bleeding eyes.
UpwardThrust
27-02-2006, 20:40
I'm shoving them into my eyes, which begs the question of how I'm able to type this at this moment with bleeding eyes.
Then how will you see the hopfully plentifull nude scenes? (Personaly I would not want to listen to her ... looking, while she aint my "type", will be the only redeaming feature)
Ruloah
27-02-2006, 21:32
Wht are cylons?

Battlestar Galactica on Sci-fi channel.

re-imagining of old sci fi series from late 70's.

Cylons are sentient androids who want to kill all humans.

In one episode, the main human character asked a captured cylon why they want to kill us. Her response was that we should rather ask, why do we deserve to live?

:mp5:
Nodinia
27-02-2006, 23:57
Hollywood hates Catholicism. :mad:

Were that the case, they wouldnt get Catholics to bash the devil in all those movies.
Free Soviets
28-02-2006, 00:19
Hollywood hates Catholicism. :mad:

but honestly, what's not to hate?
UpwardThrust
28-02-2006, 00:21
but honestly, what's not to hate?
I don't care for the religion myself ... though my past probably tainting me lol