NationStates Jolt Archive

>_>

Kicking the crap out of the newspaper boy, the mailman, and the gardner all at once with a round house kick. *nods*

Can you see him? No?
Then he propably prepares to roundhouse you to Venus.

Maybe he's flying over the Atlantic... without a plane.

Chick Norris does not fly. He makes the landscape move around him.

Chick Norris does not fly. He makes the landscape move around him.

So true. Although he could fly if he wanted to.

If you don't know where he is, you're only moments away from death.

If you don't know where he is, you're only moments away from death.

O_O

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

Chick Norris does not fly. He makes the landscape move around him.
Chick Norris?
Is that the name he goes by when he's cross-dressing?

lol
I could allude to it being a rather intricate pun, relating to the way chicken don´t fly, thus implying that Chuck could, if he wanted to, but... I guess nobody would believe me. So yea, it´s a typo.
*prepares letter with humble apologies, to be read at the funeral in case of roundhouse-related death*

Your mum.

He's eating a bowl fool of rusty nails, just because he can.

He's using his beard stubble to grind brilliant facets onto gem-quality diamonds because the only substance harder than diamond is Chuck's beard.

Can Chuck Norris create an enemy so big that he himself cannot roundhouse him?

What do you reckon Chuck Norris is doing right now?
*sigh*

Distributing roundhouse kicks as usual, presumably.

Getting his ass handed to him by Mr. T.

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He's probably wondering whats happening on NS right now....

Can Chuck Norris create an enemy so big that he himself cannot roundhouse him?

Yes but Chuck would then roundhouse-kick logic and kill the enemy regardless.

Chuck Norris is at the north pole, staring at until it stops melting. He should be at the south pole doing the same thing any minute now.

Can Chuck Norris create an enemy so big that he himself cannot roundhouse him?
Yes he can. And then he would roundhouse kick him just to show that he's Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris do as he please.:sniper:

*Calls Chuck*

Me: Hello, Chuck?

Chuck Norris: Greetings, Sadeya.

Me: Just checking to see what you're doing right now.

Chuck Norris: Catching Nukes.

Me: Oh okay. Have fun.

*Hangs up*

There you go.

IF YOU WANNA KNOW JUST TURN AROUND BIATCH... :headbang: <-- Chuck Norris don't need no weapon, he can headbutt you to death without even using his head...

Yes but Chuck would then roundhouse-kick logic and kill the enemy regardless.

This explains a lot about 'Walker, Texas Ranger'-plotlines.

IF YOU WANNA KNOW JUST TURN AROUND BIATCH... :headbang: <-- Chuck Norris don't need no weapon, he can headbutt you to death without even using his head...

I always wonder why Chuck allows caps lock keys to exists...

I always wonder why Chuck allows caps lock keys to exists...

CHUCK NORRIS DON'T NEED NO CAPS LOCK, HE ROUNDHOUSE KICKS THE COMPUTER 'TILL IT TYPES WHAT HE WANTS, THEN HE ROUNDHOUSE KICKS IT SOME MORE.

IF YOU WANNA KNOW JUST TURN AROUND BIATCH... :headbang: <-- Chuck Norris don't need no weapon, he can headbutt you to death without even using his head...
Why would Chuck Norris headbutt anything?
He could just roundhouse kick it

He's probably wondering whats happening on NS right now....
Nah, he wouldn't be anything less than a moderator, so he's probably moderating NS General right now.

Kicking world hunger's ass.

CHUCK NORRIS DON'T NEED NO CAPS LOCK, HE ROUNDHOUSE KICKS THE COMPUTER 'TILL IT TYPES WHAT HE WANTS, THEN HE ROUNDHOUSE KICKS IT SOME MORE.

You clarly know little about the power of Chuck Norris' roundhouse kicks. If he did roundhouse kick his computer it would cease to exist.

Chuck Norris is probably preparing to conquer the world again by starting production of Top Dog 2

I'm answering to this thread.

You clarly know little about the power of Chuck Norris' roundhouse kicks. If he did roundhouse kick his computer it would cease to exist.

Not if it was a special computer, built by Chuck himself! :eek: