NationStates Jolt Archive


1-800 Miracle Spring Water

Peechland
27-02-2006, 07:47
Ok....this is for real folks. Not some spoof on evangelists. I was sitting here on Nation States just now with the T.V on and this infomercial came on about "Miracle Spring Water." This evangelist is marketing plastic packets of blessed water and is promising people healing of diseases and wealth.
Click this link and a small video will play:

http://www.peterpopoff.org/

Then watch the 2005 review
Teh_pantless_hero
27-02-2006, 07:48
If it's good enough for Florida, it should be good enough for you.
Zilam
27-02-2006, 07:51
Ok....this is for real folks. Not some spoof on evangelists. I was sitting here on Nation States just now with the T.V on and this infomercial came on about "Miracle Spring Water." This evangelist is marketing plastic packets of blessed water and is promising people healing of diseases and wealth.
Click this link and a small video will play:

http://www.peterpopoff.org/

Then watch the 2005 review


Dear God.. I am watching that phooney right now.... Wierd...my roommate and my self are discussing how crooked these Televangelists and those pastors of big churches are all wolves in sheep's clothing...Gar...

False teachers:gundge: (yes i used the gun smile)
NERVUN
27-02-2006, 07:51
Uh... yeah... ok... I think I'll stick with tap. It's not blessed by an wacked out TV evangelist, but some Buddhist monks and Shinto priests pray over every year. I guess that's just as good, right? :p
Teh_pantless_hero
27-02-2006, 07:53
False teachers:gundge: (yes i used the gun smile)
Yeah, that bio-rifle is nasty - I wasted a tank with it the other day.
Peechland
27-02-2006, 07:54
I am shocked that people will actually get up there and testify that they have received all these blessings....it is absurd.


"Imma bout to close on 3 houses .....HALLELUJAH"

As if.
Sarkhaan
27-02-2006, 08:09
I am shocked that people will actually get up there and testify that they have received all these blessings....it is absurd.


"Imma bout to close on 3 houses .....HALLELUJAH"

As if.
yeah, well, my friend drank that water, and BAM! twelve years later, got the clap.
Peechland
27-02-2006, 08:14
yeah, well, my friend drank that water, and BAM! twelve years later, got the clap.

LOL....
Sarkhaan
27-02-2006, 08:19
LOL....
true story. *nods*
Note: parts of, or indeed, all of the story may or may not be false.
Lunatic Goofballs
27-02-2006, 08:19
If it burns like acid, do I get a refund?
Sarkhaan
27-02-2006, 08:21
If it burns like acid, do I get a refund?
no....thats just the holyness cleansing your soul. Works wonders on mud stains too.
Lunatic Goofballs
27-02-2006, 08:36
no....thats just the holyness cleansing your soul. Works wonders on mud stains too.

Screw mud stains. How is it at making mud?

Holy Mud. Hmm... I may be onto something here...
THE LOST PLANET
27-02-2006, 08:39
Screw mud stains. How is it at making mud?

Holy Mud. Hmm... I may be onto something here...Ooooooh...


How much do you suppose you can get these jesus freaks to pay for a Holy Mud Bath ...?
Sarkhaan
27-02-2006, 08:42
Screw mud stains. How is it at making mud?

Holy Mud. Hmm... I may be onto something here...
holy mud. It's divine
Fascist Dominion
27-02-2006, 08:49
Ooooooh...


How much do you suppose you can get these jesus freaks to pay for a Holy Mud Bath ...?
"One million dollars!"
Fascist Dominion
27-02-2006, 08:50
Yeah, that bio-rifle is nasty - I wasted a tank with it the other day.
Aw, that reminds me of the Bio-Rifle in UT. Such a horrible weapon.:mad:
Kievan-Prussia
27-02-2006, 08:54
My family thought up an idea like that. The Church of Crown Lager. Send us $10000 and we'll send you a slab.
Fascist Dominion
27-02-2006, 09:07
My family thought up an idea like that. The Church of Crown Lager. Send us $10000 and we'll send you a slab.
Do you take checks?:D
Kievan-Prussia
27-02-2006, 09:10
Do you take checks?:D

They have to clear before you get yer beer.
Fascist Dominion
03-03-2006, 03:01
They have to clear before you get yer beer.
Sorry, I don't write good checks.:p
Kievan-Prussia
04-03-2006, 05:07
Sorry, I don't write good checks.:p

Then NO BEER FOR YOU!
Fascist Dominion
05-03-2006, 05:42
Then NO BEER FOR YOU!
Oh well. I'm mostly Irish, so I stick to the hard liquor anyway. :upyours: