NationStates Jolt Archive

Ok....this is for real folks. Not some spoof on evangelists. I was sitting here on Nation States just now with the T.V on and this infomercial came on about "Miracle Spring Water." This evangelist is marketing plastic packets of blessed water and is promising people healing of diseases and wealth.
Click this link and a small video will play:

http://www.peterpopoff.org/

Then watch the 2005 review

If it's good enough for Florida, it should be good enough for you.

Ok....this is for real folks. Not some spoof on evangelists. I was sitting here on Nation States just now with the T.V on and this infomercial came on about "Miracle Spring Water." This evangelist is marketing plastic packets of blessed water and is promising people healing of diseases and wealth.
Click this link and a small video will play:

http://www.peterpopoff.org/

Then watch the 2005 review


Dear God.. I am watching that phooney right now.... Wierd...my roommate and my self are discussing how crooked these Televangelists and those pastors of big churches are all wolves in sheep's clothing...Gar...

False teachers:gundge: (yes i used the gun smile)

Uh... yeah... ok... I think I'll stick with tap. It's not blessed by an wacked out TV evangelist, but some Buddhist monks and Shinto priests pray over every year. I guess that's just as good, right? :p

False teachers:gundge: (yes i used the gun smile)
Yeah, that bio-rifle is nasty - I wasted a tank with it the other day.

I am shocked that people will actually get up there and testify that they have received all these blessings....it is absurd.


"Imma bout to close on 3 houses .....HALLELUJAH"

As if.

I am shocked that people will actually get up there and testify that they have received all these blessings....it is absurd.


"Imma bout to close on 3 houses .....HALLELUJAH"

As if.
yeah, well, my friend drank that water, and BAM! twelve years later, got the clap.

yeah, well, my friend drank that water, and BAM! twelve years later, got the clap.

LOL....

LOL....
true story. *nods*
Note: parts of, or indeed, all of the story may or may not be false.

If it burns like acid, do I get a refund?

If it burns like acid, do I get a refund?
no....thats just the holyness cleansing your soul. Works wonders on mud stains too.

no....thats just the holyness cleansing your soul. Works wonders on mud stains too.

Screw mud stains. How is it at making mud?

Holy Mud. Hmm... I may be onto something here...

Screw mud stains. How is it at making mud?

Holy Mud. Hmm... I may be onto something here...Ooooooh...


How much do you suppose you can get these jesus freaks to pay for a Holy Mud Bath ...?

Screw mud stains. How is it at making mud?

Holy Mud. Hmm... I may be onto something here...
holy mud. It's divine

Ooooooh...


How much do you suppose you can get these jesus freaks to pay for a Holy Mud Bath ...?
"One million dollars!"

Yeah, that bio-rifle is nasty - I wasted a tank with it the other day.
Aw, that reminds me of the Bio-Rifle in UT. Such a horrible weapon.:mad:

My family thought up an idea like that. The Church of Crown Lager. Send us $10000 and we'll send you a slab.

My family thought up an idea like that. The Church of Crown Lager. Send us $10000 and we'll send you a slab.
Do you take checks?:D

Do you take checks?:D

They have to clear before you get yer beer.

They have to clear before you get yer beer.
Sorry, I don't write good checks.:p

Sorry, I don't write good checks.:p

Then NO BEER FOR YOU!

Then NO BEER FOR YOU!
Oh well. I'm mostly Irish, so I stick to the hard liquor anyway. :upyours: