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Well, you may or may not have heard about chemtrails. Here's the reliable Wiki article (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chemtrail_theory) on them.

Here's a pic.

http://www.niburu.nl/downloads/canadian%20chemtrail.jpg

My question is, can chemtrails be explained away as simply jet contrails (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contrail)?

Or is there something more to it?

Obviously those trails are made of the vaporized foreskins of the Jew High Masters, and are, therefore, direct causes of eye irritation in 9.11% of the population.

Obviously those trails are made of the vaporized foreskins of the Jew High Masters, and are, therefore, direct causes of eye irritation in 9.11% of the population.


The word coined to explain away chemtrails is "contrails" and has exactly nine letters.

3+3+3 = 9, and jet planes always leave pairs of "contrails"
3 + 3 + 3 x 2 = 6+6+6 = 666

The word coined to explain away chemtrails is "contrails" and has exactly nine letters.

3+3+3 = 9, and jet planes always leave pairs of "contrails"
3 + 3 + 3 x 2 = 6+6+6 = 666
Order of operations.

3+3+3x2=3+3+6=12.

Order of operations.

3+3+3x2=3+3+6=12.


I'm using numerological math.

3+3+3 = 9, and jet planes always leave pairs of "contrails"
3 + 3 + 3 x 2 = 6+6+6 = 666
Wait. . . I thought that 6+6+6=18? Since your entire logic is based on 6+6+6=666, and simple arithmeticc proves it untrue, this must mean that . . .
MATH IS A CONSPIRACY!!! Since there is no way that anything on t3h Internets could be untrue, your logic (as inane as it seems) must be 100% accurate, and that would mean that anything that disproves our pet theory of things is proof of a Vast Right (and Left) Wing Conspiracy. With Jews.
And since the trails always appear in pairs, that means there must be more than one shooter for them!

Wait. . . I thought that 6+6+6=18? Since your entire logic is based on 6+6+6=666, and simple arithmeticc proves it untrue, this must mean that . . .
MATH IS A CONSPIRACY!!! Since there is no way that anything on t3h Internets could be untrue, your logic (as inane as it seems) must be 100% accurate, and that would mean that anything that disproves our pet theory of things is proof of a Vast Right (and Left) Wing Conspiracy. With Jews.
And since the trails always appear in pairs, that means there must be more than one shooter for them!


The Mathematical Jew, because he controls the commerce, has convinced most people that of all the many maths, the only valid one is Commercial Math, AKA quantitative math, a zero-sum proposition.

Numerological math is as valid as (if not more than) than commercial math.

Don't be fooled.

Come on, no one wants to seriously discuss it?

Does it have to get endorsed by Muslims or something to be a real issue?

Come on, no one wants to seriously discuss it?

Does it have to get endorsed by Muslims or something to be a real issue?


I resent this.

The subject has been treated with every drop of the earnest seriousness it merits.

Crap, the woo-woos crackpots followed me here from godlikeproductions.

Come on, no one wants to seriously discuss it?

Does it have to get endorsed by Muslims or something to be a real issue?
Excuse me, but who here is joking? Last time I checked, this was still the Internets, and that means that this is always fucking serious business.

I resent this.

The subject has been treated with every drop of the earnest seriousness it merits.

Oh?

Well alright, back to serious discussions about Whether Islam Is Really A Religion of Peace (And Why My Religion's Dick Is Bigger), Whose Political Party Has the Biggest Penis (And Why the Enemy Political Party is Limp), 1001 Ways to Drone On About Iraq, and finally Serious Homework and Social Life Issues of Really Real 12 Year Olds!

I mean ever notice how with political parties, you have one camp that doesn't care what the other thinks, knows the other camp will never change their mind, and knows discussion and debate is essentially fruitless - yet we spend gazillions of hours debating it anyway.

Now with chemtrails, you have one camp that believes and another that doesn't, but neither one bothers to discuss it with the other because they know it would be essentially fruitless.

It's not about seriousness, it's about how much media attention goes to making us quibble over the CORRECT scraps of cheese.

Oh?

Well alright, back to serious discussions about Whether Islam Is Really A Religion of Peace (And Why My Religion's Dick Is Bigger), Whose Political Party Has the Biggest Penis (And Why the Enemy Political Party is Limp), 1001 Ways to Drone On About Iraq, and finally Serious Homework and Social Life Issues of Really Real 12 Year Olds!

I mean ever notice how with political parties, you have one camp that doesn't care what the other thinks, knows the other camp will never change their mind, and knows discussion and debate is essentially fruitless - yet we spend gazillions of hours debating it anyway.

Now with chem trails, you have one camp that believes and another that doesn't, but neither one bothers to discuss it with the other because they know it would be essentially fruitless.

It's not about seriousness, it's about how much media attention goes to making us quibble over the CORRECT scraps of cheese.



You've failed to address the correct scraps of cheese.

Why aren't you criticizing the priests and pastors for not speaking out against this practice?
Clearly, since contrails are satanic, it is the duty of priests and pastors to speak out against them.

Why don't you confront the so-called "doctors of math" about their refusal to consider numerological or other maths in their calculations???

Wrong scraps of cheese, Santa Barbara.

Wow! Chemtrails. Biggest. Bullshit. Ever.

(I would know, I am a pilot ;) )

Wow! Chemtrails. Biggest. Bullshit. Ever.

(I would know, I am a pilot ;) )

WHY is it bullshit?

Being a pilot isn't good enough. Even if we take away the fact that it puts you under suspicion, there is always the possibility that being a hooker whose pimp never beats you doesn't mean that no pimps beat their hookers.

http://www.cheniere.org/clouds/index.html

check it out, terrorists and the Illuminati really control theweather over the United states and have since the seventies

Yes, yes, it's easy to dismiss an idea which crackpots endorse simply because it's endorsed by crackpots. I do it all the time with communism, and it's fun.

...but take that aside. Forget the WHO or the WHY. I want to know the HOW and the WHAT. Is it possible that what are commonly accepted as contrails are actually something else? And if so, what?

And don't act like controlling the weather is a farfetched idea. It's something the U.N, at least, felt important enough to make a treaty about - no controlling weather for evil purposes!

(I'm paraphrasing, but yes there IS a treaty about it which implies at the very least, that governments of the modern world feel weather-control is worth research and development on. Given that, is it possible that 'chemtrails' are part of the 'development,' but kept 'black' so that environmentalists wouldn't throw a hissy fit?)

Weather control really is possible, and has been since at least the vietnam war. control on the scale and with the precision bearden and the like say, is iffy at best.

Now, chemtrails however are tottally ridiculous, because it would take a massive conspiracy, not just airliners and maintenance staff and the builders and the people actually at the top ordering it. but also of environmentalists who routinely check airliner emsiions and do constant surveys of the air and what not and report their findings to the international community. You can argue all you want, but the fact is, if chemtrails exist, they aren't DOING anything

Weather control really is possible, and has been since at least the vietnam war. control on the scale and with the precision bearden and the like say, is iffy at best.

Now, chemtrails however are tottally ridiculous, because it would take a massive conspiracy, not just airliners and maintenance staff and the builders and the people actually at the top ordering it. but also of environmentalists who routinely check airliner emsiions and do constant surveys of the air and what not and report their findings to the international community. You can argue all you want, but the fact is, if chemtrails exist, they aren't DOING anything

.....


You're a big meanie poopy-head.

Excuse me, but who here is joking? Last time I checked, this was still the Internets, and that means that this is always fucking serious business.http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/8465/seriousbusiness24gd.jpg

I agree.

Wow! Chemtrails. Biggest. Bullshit. Ever.

(I would know, I am a pilot ;) )

I fly as well, this is a massive pile of BS. Though I will be sure to tell this to my groundschool class for laughs. :D

BTW. Wiki and reliable do NOT belong in the same sentence.

Come on, no one wants to seriously discuss it?

Does it have to get endorsed by Muslims or something to be a real issue?
That would help, but then everyone who replied would be summarily axed! [ shifty eyes ]

BTW. Wiki and reliable do NOT belong in the same sentence.
Exactly! Wikipedia is a Zionist/Caliphateist world-wide plot to destablize the West by draining their resourced via subsidies to both sides.

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Exactly! Wikipedia is a Zionist/Caliphateist world-wide plot to destablize the West by draining their resourced via subsidies to both sides.

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:D Yes, I am quite sure it is! :eek:

:D Yes, I am quite sure it is! :eek:
You're a sick puppy!
http://img462.imageshack.us/img462/5382/smileytroutsmack29hc.gif (http://imageshack.us)

I am also a pilot, and I too call this bullshit.

Here is how Contrail works

http://asd-www.larc.nasa.gov/GLOBE/

Enjoy!

Ok well I'm not a pilot, but I do work for the government, and I'll explain how we do chemtrails.

We have airplanes that looks like passenger jets, except they have big cargo holds (think 9/11, we packed it with explosion and ultra thermo plasma bombs)
and we wear harnesses so that we dont get pulled out of the door by the air, and we have harnesses for the barrels and
when we get to the correct coordinate we use a pickaxe to put a hole in the metal barrel with the chemicals and then they go out the door into the air and the chemicals are sucked out by the air and they form a chem trail behind the airplane and then we recylce the barrels to make new barrels but this isnt in the official budget because it is funded in secret

Well okay, then if chemtrails are pure bullshit, why are they mentioned in House Bill HR2977? (http://www.fas.org/sgp/congress/2001/hr2977.html) Specifically named as one of the "`exotic weapons systems'" designed to "damage space or natural ecosystems (such as the ionosphere and upper atmosphere) or climate, weather, and tectonic systems with the purpose of inducing damage or destruction upon a target population"?

The Wiki article says:

An article entitled The Chemtrail smoking gun by Bruce Conway, suggested that chemtrails represent the implementation of technologies suggested in a 1992 National Academy of Science study, Policy Implications of Greenhouse Warming; specifically, that chemtrails are part of a secret project intended to mitigate global warming.
How is this different from what regular contrails do? Contrails, like clouds, have a huge effect on the amount of solar energy reaching the ground.

Anyone catch the author of that *house* bill?

Dennis "Whackjob" Kucinich...

The bill failed.

Whackjob rewrote it to include less fantasy and make it more amenable to becoming law.

http://www.govtrack.us/congress/billtext.xpd?bill=h109-2420

Nope, try again.

Besides, I already explained how we used to do this in the NSA Air Corps.

http://www.niburu.nl/downloads/canadian%20chemtrail.jpg


That's pretty.

Anyone care to take a crack at "what's wrong with the science behind contrails?"

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that maybe it's vapour being hit by sunlight which produces an effect similar to rainbows. I know, I'm crazy.

Well okay, then if chemtrails are pure bullshit, why are they mentioned in House Bill HR2977? (http://www.fas.org/sgp/congress/2001/hr2977.html)
Have you seen the kind of people you have for Congressperson lately in the US? And the laws that get passed? It's no big surprise, really.