NationStates Jolt Archive

What are some other meaningless phrases?

End world hunger.
Give peace a chance
You can prevent forest fires
Unite Ireland
I didn't do it
Jesus Christ!
She looked 18

masturbation is a cure for loneliness
everyone can find their soulmate
ns ruelz
money is cool

"For the love of God, Montresor!"
Any one of the numerous slogans about social equality.

workers of the world, unite
white power
sieg heil
let's just be friends
yeah i'm sober enough to drive

I support the troops.

"For the love of God, Montresor!"

AAAAHHH! ITS HAUNTING ME!!!
damn poe and his buried alive stories. i just read that.

you're a f*cking zombie, and not just a forum zombie, a real f*cking zombie.

AAAAHHH! ITS HAUNTING ME!!!
damn poe and his buried alive stories. i just read that.

you're a f*cking zombie, and not just a forum zombie, a real f*cking zombie.

The Amontilado is here, yes?

AAAAHHH! ITS HAUNTING ME!!!
damn poe and his buried alive stories. i just read that.
That was the best of them too. As far as last lines go, you really just can't beat:
"For the love of God, Montresor!"
"Yes, for the love of God."
you're a f*cking zombie, and not just a forum zombie, a real f*cking zombie.
Any phrase that blees out its fucking obscenities renders itself fucking meaningless.

'They make damn good targets of themselves'

'Tastes like chicken'

'Water's fine!'

'...And that's saying as much.'

Anything ever said on an online forum.

"Not guilty, your Honor."

Kerry would have made a difference

we have to finish the job.
fighting for our freedom.
shock and awe.
no comment.

Synergise your paradigm.
I have no ambition to be the next (insert leadership position lusted after).
There is no proof that our product is unsafe for consumers.

(Santa Barbara lives! I thought you were giving up on Nation States)

God Bless America
Meat is Murder
Make love, not war

Save the whales

Millenium shrimp and hand. Buggrit.

(Santa Barbara lives! I thought you were giving up on Nation States)

Only my actual NS, Santa Barbara. I still have one other that I'm tidying up with.

And how could I resist the allure of an online forum? I cannot.

Save the whales
That's not meaningless. Last week I saw a couple of whale babies in a burning building, and I almost kept on walking, but then I thought about when some idiot had last screamed "SAVE THE WHALES" in my ear. So I ran into the building, grabbed on of the whales in each arm and ran out and returned them to their mother.
Then she gave me a tenner for my troubles and went to see a movie.
No, wait, those were Welsh babies. I'm sorry, it seems I "saved the Welsh" instead. Nevermind.

That's not meaningless. Last week I saw a couple of whale babies in a burning building, and I almost kept on walking, but then I thought about when some idiot had last screamed "SAVE THE WHALES" in my ear. So I ran into the building, grabbed on of the whales in each arm and ran out and returned them to their mother.
Then she gave me a tenner for my troubles and went to see a movie.
No, wait, those were Welsh babies. I'm sorry, it seems I "saved the Welsh" instead. Nevermind.
OMFG I just spent 5 whole minutes laughing at this ahahahahha!!!

OMFG I just spent 5 whole minutes laughing at this ahahahahha!!!
At least it means that, should a large Welshing industry emerge, and should that industry drive the Welsh to near extinction, I will be up by 2 when the protesting starts.

Free Love
Love is Blind
Bringing Democracy to the World
The best movie in (Insert nation name here): random endorsement of movie by paid off movie critic.
(Insert crappy movie name) is the best movie of the (insert season name)!

Nor Rain Nor Sleet Nor Glom of Nit.

I love you.
God is on our side.

My favorite:

"Are you a 'Glass is half-empty' kind of person or a 'Glass is half-full' kind of person?"

Neither. The glass is too big. :)

Make love, not sense
edited to be better.