NationStates Jolt Archive


Bill Braski!!!!!

Cocytium
26-02-2006, 23:45
All this talk about Chuck Noris, makes me want to say one thing:

TO BILL BRASKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saint Curie
26-02-2006, 23:50
Bill Braski's foreskin functions as the solar sail on a top secret government spacecraft currently carrying AOL startup disks to other worlds.
Man in Black
27-02-2006, 00:06
Who the hell is Bill Braski? :confused:
Saint Curie
27-02-2006, 00:09
Who the hell is Bill Braski? :confused:

The deoderant that is applied to the armpits of Atlas, the giant who holds up the sky, is made from the footsweat of Bil Braski.
Heron-Marked Warriors
27-02-2006, 00:22
The deoderant that is applied to the armpits of Atlas, the giant who holds up the sky, is made from the footsweat of Bil Braski.

Kewl.
Shotagon
27-02-2006, 00:43
http://www.answers.com/topic/bill-brasky?method=8

William Brasky is a respectable man! Don't knock him anyone, or he'll...say something inappropriate. :D

"I went camping with Brasky, his wife, and his daughter Debbie! Debbie Brasky. She's 7-years-old, goes about 3'5", 55 pounds. So, I'm in the back of a pickup with Bill Brasky and a live deer! Well, Brasky, he grabs the deer by the antlers, looks at it and says, "I'm Bill Brasky! Say it!" Then he squeezes the deer in such a way that a sound comes out of its mouth - "Billbrasky!" It wasn't exactly it, but it was pretty good for a deer!"
Cocytium
27-02-2006, 00:44
Bill Braski has slept with my wife and my mother, and I am honored.
Shotagon
27-02-2006, 00:51
Bill Braski has slept with my wife and my mother, and I am honored.How tall are you?


Btw, does your name have anything to do with The Dig?
Cocytium
27-02-2006, 01:18
How tall are you?


Btw, does your name have anything to do with The Dig?

How tall am I? Why? I'm 6'.

Oh and "The Dig" kipes it from "Dantes' Inferno"; it is the cold region of hell. I named it that because I based this nation state after Stalinistic Russia.

In soviet Russia Bill Braski toasts you!
Shotagon
27-02-2006, 01:35
How tall am I? Why? I'm 6'.Ah, too bad. Brasky did not sire you as we might have thought. :D

Oh and "The Dig" kipes it from "Dantes' Inferno"; it is the cold region of hell. I named it that because I based this nation state after Stalinistic Russia.

In soviet Russia Bill Braski toasts you!:D
Nipania
27-02-2006, 02:28
I was once sexually molested by a gaggle of geese.

*akward silence*

TO BILL BRASKI!!!!!
Drunk commies deleted
27-02-2006, 16:08
Who the hell is Bill Braski? :confused:
Bill Braski is a son of a bitch!

He stands about 9 feet 8 inches, 520 pounds.

"Did I ever tell you about the time Bill Brasky sold me into slavery? He puts me on a ship to Thailand, right? And I'm chained to a pipe. Meanwhile, ol' Brasky, he's back in the States siring three beautiful children with my wife!"